Jews vs. Hedgehogs

[rirv]

Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 10,000 hedgehogs." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up "Mein fuhrer why do you want to kill 10,000 hedgehogs." Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table "You see, no one cares about the Jews."

[roosta]

hahahaha....

[synch]

I think you are meant to say "and one hedgehog".

[rirv]

Hmmm... maybe it does work better with one hedgehog... I was always told it with 10,000 though. Habit of a lifetime.

[Calimero jr.]

I loled...

[venusvenus123]

rob, i think you're a disciple of david irving.

[rirv]

He's my second cousin.

[Funky Pepp]

Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 10,000 hedgehogs." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up "Mein fuhrer why do you want to kill 10,000 hedgehogs." Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
Idiot. That's not funny!

[zorra_chiflada]

oop, someone's offended. they've told the mods!

[burbboi]

That joke is pretty lame. You do realize that all three of the Beastie Boys are jewish right?

I'm sure they're loving that joke if they cruise these forums at all.
/sarcasm

[Randetica]

stop making fun of my people
like hitler i mean

[roosta]

That joke is pretty lame. You do realize that all three of the Beastie Boys are jewish right?

I'm sure they're loving that joke if they cruise these forums at all.
/sarcasm

what a silly thing to write on the internet.

[burbboi]

They're jewish.

[mp-seventythree]

My sister in law is Jewish, and i know from experience that Jews tell the best Jewish jokes (and they're far closer to the mark than Rirv's one was).

[burbboi]

I can't think of more distasteful jokes than those relating to the holocaust.

[mp-seventythree]

Search the net for sick jokes, there are plenty that are worse than that. Not saying holocaust jokes are acceptable by any means, just that there is some real sick shit out there.

[burbboi]

No thanks, ill take your word on that ;)

[rirv]

Some of my best friends are Jews...:cool:

...but seriously, I was told this by a Jew this morning. Obviously that doesn't stop it being offensive to some.

[rirv]

I can't think of more distasteful jokes than those relating to the holocaust.
How do you make a five year old cry twice?

Wipe the blood off your penis with her teddybear!

[burbboi]

Yeah yeah, you're the man.

[roosta]

LOLOCAUST!

[Funky Pepp]

oop, someone's offended. they've told the mods!
I'm not offended, but I think it's not funny to make jokes
about people getting killed – no matter who or where. If
you think that's so funny, maybe you should come visit
one of the holocaust-memorials here in Germany...

[vickista]

this is a pretty sensitive issue still, it probly wasnt the smartest idea to post that joke, and btw it wasnt funny.

[discopants]

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He got the gas bill.


Sorry :o .

[Calimero jr.]

An American Jew and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a plane. Suddenly the Jew violently slaps the Chinese guy in the face.
Quite surprised, he asks : "Why the hell did you do that?
The jewish guys answers: "This is for what you did at Pearl Harbour"
"But it wasn't the chinese!! It was the japanese who did it!!"
"Well, chinese, japanese, koreans, they are all the same to me!!"

Quite angry and at a loss for words the chinese guys sits back and stays silent.
After an hour he punches the jewish guy in the nose and says:
"This is for the Titanic!!"
"But it wasn't the jew's fault, it was an iceberg!!"
"Well, Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, they're all the same to me".