THE BBMB AWARDS! VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITES IN EACH CATEGORY!

[Romeo Long]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)?

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)?

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?

BEST COUPLE?

BEST EYES?

BEST ASS?

BEST BOOBS?

BEST SMILE?

BEST FACE?

HOTTEST?

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC?

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED?

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE?

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE?

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER?

BIGGEST DOWNER?

BIGGEST BULLY?

MOST EASILY OFFENDED?

MOST BIZARRRRRE?

MOST MYSTERIOUS?

MOST IRRITATING?

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK?

BIGGEST PERVERT?

EASIEST TARGET?

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET?



VOTE NOW!

[Randetica]

no

[ASsman]

Where's the damn booth! Can't find anything in this damn place.

[ScarySquirrel]

Yeah... you kind of suck, dude.

[rirv]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)?
rirv
FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)?
rirv
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?
rirv
BEST COUPLE?
Echewta and Skye
BEST EYES?
rirv
BEST ASS?
rirv
BEST BOOBS?
Echewta
BEST SMILE?
rirv
BEST FACE?
rirv
HOTTEST?
rirv
BEST TASTE IN MUSIC?
rirv
MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED?
Echewta
BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE?
rirv
BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE?
rirv
HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER?
rirv
BIGGEST DOWNER?
Echewta
BIGGEST BULLY?
Echewta
MOST EASILY OFFENDED?
Yauch
MOST BIZARRRRRE?
Echewta
MOST MYSTERIOUS?
rirv
MOST IRRITATING?
Echewta
NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK?
Echewta
BIGGEST PERVERT?
Echewta
EASIEST TARGET?
Echewta
WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET?
rirv


VOTE NOW!
rirv

[kll]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? scarysquirrel

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? ms peachy

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? heiress

BEST COUPLE? mickill and jenny

BEST EYES? cookiepuss.freebasser

BEST ASS? zippo/echewta

BEST BOOBS? tpk

BEST SMILE? rock

BEST FACE? tulla/echewta

HOTTEST? heiress

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? mickill/toybis

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? robmoney

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? turd

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? jabumbo/cosmo

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? enree

BIGGEST DOWNER? INH

BIGGEST BULLY? faithbanks

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? Qdrop

MOST BIZARRRRRE? anne lauren

MOST MYSTERIOUS? nuzz

MOST IRRITATING? spam

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? mute

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones/fop
member who wishes they were a pervert? cosmo

EASIEST TARGET? skye

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? nastee, zippo, ss, freebie/flamingo, mickill, funkypepp, echewta



VOTE NOW!

yes. done.

[TAL]

How things change, kll.

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=60495

[kll]

i think there's a difference between board postings and IM convos. i voted for posts. you obviously need to kick it up a notch...

[TAL]

I see, that cleared it all up. Thanks.

[Freebasser]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? smokie

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? flowbee

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? beezgirl

BEST COUPLE? dawnster1

BEST EYES? madrat

BEST ASS? LiLfLiRt14

BEST BOOBS? KingSamir

BEST SMILE? macda

BEST FACE? oddycee

HOTTEST? scenetk421

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? davef60@msn.com

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? hetzelb

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? fanofno8

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? 8trackhead

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Spike

BIGGEST DOWNER? dork19236

BIGGEST BULLY? RiFT

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? CrazySniffable

MOST BIZARRRRRE? nasty habits

MOST MYSTERIOUS? rry22

MOST IRRITATING? colinmac

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? Horatio C

BIGGEST PERVERT? kll

EASIEST TARGET? audioscience

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? Stef

[mickill]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Nuzz/Rock/DIGI/Bob/Echewta/Zippo.......maybe NOTORIOUS LOL! Actually NAH!

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? Nuzz/ms peachy/Documad/marsdadhole/enree!

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? hpdrifter/Clo/Bob/kll/HEIRESS!

BEST COUPLE? Zorra and Zount/Sarky and Cort!

BEST EYES? HEIRESS/Pauli/cookie/ba01!

BEST ASS? Freebasser!

BEST BOOBS? RobMoney!

BEST SMILE? kll!

BEST FACE? ms.peachywhoamygoodnness!

HOTTEST? tulla/venus!

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? Drederick Tatum!/Ally Al

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? Jabumbo!

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? KNUCKLES!

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? cosmo!

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Nata!

BIGGEST DOWNER? Insertnamehere :(

BIGGEST BULLY? Q2thadrizzly!

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? ToucanSPIZZAM!

MOST BIZARRRRRE? Zippo!

MOST MYSTERIOUS? a-z!

MOST IRRITATING? Kid Presentable!

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? cmuterhyme!

BIGGEST PERVERT? DandyFop!

EASIEST TARGET? DroppinScience!

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? kll, Grath, cos, Nata, Nuzz, Zippo, Mcmac, Eva Mendes, Moses etc!

That was a lot of fun!

[beastieangel01]

VAGINA!

[paul jones]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? tits

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? pussy

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? anal

BEST COUPLE? bukkake

BEST EYES? 69

BEST ASS? squirting

BEST BOOBS? facial

BEST SMILE? ladyboys

BEST FACE? milf

HOTTEST? cream pied

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? bangbus

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? sub dom

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? scat

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? golden showers

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? lesbian milfs

BIGGEST DOWNER? anal beads

BIGGEST BULLY? DP

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? teabagging

MOST BIZARRRRRE? fisting

MOST MYSTERIOUS? love eggs

MOST IRRITATING? jugs

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? co-ed teens

BIGGEST PERVERT? kll

EASIEST TARGET? strap on

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? rimming

[instigator7022]

i was waiting for this thread.. and now that it's here. I don't care.

[paul jones]

i was waiting for this thread.. and now that it's here. I don't care.

yeah,there was no BEST MOUSTACHE catagory

[instigator7022]

yeah,there was no BEST MOUSTACHE catagory
exactly. how can u have this contest without that category.

BEST LIPRUG:___?________

[Freebasser]

MOST LIKELY TO NOT CARE? instigator7022

[Qdrop]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Bob, Mickill

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? Ace, Enigma, Peachy (those cocky fuckers)

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? i already got that wrapped up.

BEST COUPLE? Toucan and Nat (who knew!?)

BEST EYES? the fuck would i know. it's the internet.

BEST ASS? see above^

BEST BOOBS? hey, they're all great

BEST SMILE? i never get past the boobs.

BEST FACE? ^ see above.

HOTTEST? THIS GUY!

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? i don't pay attention.

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? 3/4 of the board.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? toucAnus

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? i don't love any of you.

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? if i find them, i will destroy them.

BIGGEST DOWNER? Tal

BIGGEST BULLY? certainly not me.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? all of us.

MOST BIZARRRRRE? yeti, spacemonkey

MOST MYSTERIOUS? nuzz

MOST IRRITATING? cmute

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? cmute

BIGGEST PERVERT? dandy

EASIEST TARGET? sarky, toucAnus

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.....hahahaahha....

[beastiegirrl101]

toucan and nat? Q, we need to have a sit down.

[Qdrop]

toucan and nat? Q, we need to have a sit down.

was i supposed to keep that a secret?
my bad.

[beastiegirrl101]

was i supposed to keep that a secret?
my bad.

I just wasnt sure if he was ready to come out with the big news to everyone.

[DandyFop]

Wow, and most of you have only seen a slight hint of the perv I truly am.

[Qdrop]

Wow, and most of you have only seen a slight hint of the perv I truly am.

cherish the thought.

[cosmo105]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? mickill, tnlol, freebasser, auton, ME

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? nuzz, documad, enree, gea, ms. peachy, ME

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? befsquire, ME

BEST COUPLE? zount/zorra, bef/def, some chick/some fag, steger/ME

BEST EYES? steger

BEST ASS? everyone butt me

BEST BOOBS? auton

BEST SMILE? ava

BEST FACE? the pandas in the family album

HOTTEST? steger

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? ME

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? toucanspam, in anything

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? all of you

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? kll

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? roby

BIGGEST DOWNER? bob. god, that guy

BIGGEST BULLY? duh, qdrop

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? toucanspam

MOST BIZARRRRRE? ICP

MOST MYSTERIOUS? V

MOST IRRITATING? bob. god, that guy

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? ME

BIGGEST PERVERT? ME

EASIEST TARGET? robmoney. it'd be hard to miss him!

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? everyone. goosh :o

[Bob]

i'd be opposed to this popularity contest if it weren't for the fact that i'm winning so much

carry on

[The Notorious LOL]

I consider myself much much funnier than Bob, but I simply do not apply myself in this particular format.

[Nuzzolese]

Bob's not funny any more. He's just self deprecating. I mean, it's getting to be not so funny any more now that he's a super star. He's going to have to just get more and more political and bemused. The astute route of Jon Stewart.

Mysterious?! I don't get it.

[Bob]

Bob's not funny any more. He's just self deprecating. I mean, it's getting to be not so funny any more now that he's a super star. He's going to have to just get more and more political and bemused. The astute route of Jon Stewart.

Mysterious?! I don't get it.

are you saying i need new schtick? because i have a whole slew of beard material i've been meaning to try

[Qdrop]

Mysterious?! I don't get it.

you refuse to post pics....and your personality is intricate and not easily lableled.


except for that time i called you crazy.
i totally pegged you there....

[Qdrop]

I consider myself much much funnier than Bob, but I simply do not apply myself in this particular format.

i'm along those lines as well....
only it's because i'm alot funnier in person.

in fact, i'm fucking hilarious and everyone loves my adlib performances.


i'm sure i'd be funnier than bob in person.
i'm SURE...

[Bob]

hey punk, these are the BBMB awards, ok? not the real life awards. these may be the only awards i ever win so give me my goddamn moment

i didn't even win "most quiet" in the high school senior superlatives thing. i know that award's supposed to be an insult but goddamnit i earned it. i was SO quiet that nobody even thought to nominate me. jerks. jerks, all of you

[The Notorious LOL]

I wasnt even going the whole "well in REAL LIFE I am a regular Don Rickles" route. I was simply implying that most of my posts as of late simply do not live up to their true comedic potential because I am so busy stacking chips in the hot tub sales game.

[Randetica]

gotta love bob

[ciaobellaOX]

^ obsess much?

[paul jones]

Bob's not funny any more. He's just self deprecating. I mean, it's getting to be not so funny any more now that he's a super star. He's going to have to just get more and more political and bemused. The astute route of Jon Stewart.

Mysterious?! I don't get it.

yeah,nuzz is totally normal in real life and good fun, FACT!

[kleptomaniac]

the only ones i was able to answer:


HOTTEST? Yauch. duh.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? turdberglar (hmm..)

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? jackrock :p

MOST BIZARRRRRE? everybody!

MOST MYSTERIOUS? those invisible people. always lurking around somewhere and i can't see them!!

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? me? most likely.

BIGGEST PERVERT? a whole bunch of ya. you've all got a little perv inside of you, if you know what i mean.

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? Chicka B, ggirlballa, adrock14 (where are you??!), zonk zonk (where are you too??!), paulb (you three?), jackrock (you four?), most everybody in beastie-general, yauch-the most...and some others that probably just slipped my mind but whom i still love and adore. you know who you are! don't you...?



there you go. everyone else probably falls into the category of "OTHER" :D

[rirv]

.
Easiest target? What does that actually mean?

[ToucanSpam]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)?

Freebasser, DandyFop

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)?

QueenAdrock

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?

Me faggots. I'm a fucking Ph.D candidate in history.

BEST COUPLE?

They're all gay, but I'll say Beth/Deaf for being kind to me.

BEST EYES?

I don't know...I'll say Freebasser.

BEST ASS?

Heiress?

BEST BOOBS?

Bob for sure....

BEST SMILE?

Natalie, even though that'll fall on deaf ears.

BEST FACE?

The Fop.

HOTTEST?

mizz soul fire

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC?

Brett Lambert knows what Brett Lambert like. Norcen is in there. Heiress is there too.

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED?

Cosmo, for the same non-existant reason she put me. I would say that it's because she can't seem to pick one thing and stick with it, but that might hurt her feelings or cause her to pick up the flaming a bit.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE?

I guess QDrop. I'd feel no remorse if he suffered the worst fate possible for a person.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE?

Freebasser. That guy has it all.

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER?

Nobody here seems perfectly content in their ways at all...I think Brett Lambert is pretty set in his ways and he seems like he's generally happy and not much will get to him.

BIGGEST DOWNER?

Sadly, I have to say some of the saddest (not pathetic) things come from DandyFop and Bob. Even though they are legitimately nice people, they seem to suffer a lot more than others who may deserve it more. I don't like to hear that they are having a rough time.

BIGGEST BULLY?

Truthfully, the biggest bully is probably QDrop, and I know he'll love hearing that. I think that he thinks his flaming gets to people more than it actually does.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED?

Oh, probably me. And it's the internet. I dunno, I'm getting better, aren't I?

MOST BIZARRRRRE?

Either fucktopgirl, Heiress or possibly Skye.

MOST MYSTERIOUS?

Not a lot about seems to be known about tracky, and he did that creepy thing with someone's photobucket account before.

MOST IRRITATING?

For me, it's Mickill. Not because I dislike him, but because I don't fully grasp his kind of humor, and I never understand whether he's trying to insult me or he's kidding. Probably all insulting but at least I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK?

Me, QDrop, Turd, Cosmo. Freebasser wants one.

BIGGEST PERVERT?

Turd by far.

EASIEST TARGET?

Me I guess... Whatever, if people want to spend their net time picking on me, so be it.

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET?

I wouldn't mind meeting anyone that I interact often with. I don't think I'd have a serious problem with anyone, but I can only speak for myself. If I did dislike someone and found myself in a situation where I encounter them, I would be reasonable about it.

Yay:
Freebasser and his Beckalina
Lindsey_1535
Bob
DandyFop
miss soul fire
enree
Kid P


Ok, I'm done.

[cosmo105]

there's a perfectly "existant" reason i chose you for that, but i can't tell you for a few days at least

see the airplane banner company charges by the letter so i have to figure out how to shorten "YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL AND NOBODY LIKES YOU" by a few words

[synch]

there's a perfectly "existant" reason i chose you for that, but i can't tell you for a few days at least

see the airplane banner company charges by the letter so i have to figure out how to shorten "YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL AND NOBODY LIKES YOU" by a few words
"NOBODY LIKES YOU, FUCKING TOOL"

[ToucanSpam]

Work a couple extra shifts at your lame job that has no direction, I'm sure they could use an extra hand.

Just keep on wasting your time on insulting me, it accomplishes nothing. Kinda like what you've done with your life.

[cosmo105]

hahaha. okay. all 21 years of it. man, so many opportunities wasted!

[roosta]

i cant tell you my favourite posters are without feeling like a gaylord for answering a question about who my favourite posters are.

[cosmo105]

just say me for everything, roosta.

[Auton]

Work a couple extra shifts at your lame job that has no direction, I'm sure they could use an extra hand.

Just keep on wasting your time on insulting me, it accomplishes nothing. Kinda like what you've done with your life.

what exactly do you "do," man?

[roosta]

just say me for everything, roosta.

cosmo for everything LOLOLOLOL.

[Bob]

i cant tell you my favourite posters are without feeling like a gaylord for answering a question about who my favourite posters are.

that's the same reason i never participate in these kinds of things. i still ctrl+f every page looking for my name though :(

[ToucanSpam]

what exactly do you "do," man?
Right now, I go to university full-time doing a Bachelor of Arts, work at a wal-mart, and the prospects of working at a research institution with historical archives is open to me.

Previously I have worked for the Federal Government of Canada in it's Immigration Department, and at a local library.

[Freebasser]

Being locked up in an immigration centre for being a dirty foreigner isn't exactly "working" for the immigration department.


i didn't even win "most quiet" in the high school senior superlatives thing. i know that award's supposed to be an insult but goddamnit i earned it. i was SO quiet that nobody even thought to nominate me. jerks. jerks, all of you

Best rant ever.

[Kid Presentable]

Homeless people with UTI's did wees in my water supply.:)

[zorra_chiflada]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Bob, Freebasser, other folks

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? Documad
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? none of you will succeed. that's why you're on here.

BEST COUPLE? turd and zippo

BEST EYES? -

BEST ASS? no

BEST BOOBS? i don't think so

BEST SMILE? ???

BEST FACE? me?

HOTTEST? christ

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? i'd like to say me. i suppose that would be wrong?

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? i'd like to say me. i suppose that would be wrong?

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? all of you

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? hmm

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER?

BIGGEST DOWNER? anyone

BIGGEST BULLY? qdrop would want me to put him.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? toucan spam, other people that get offended...

MOST BIZARRRRRE? sarky

MOST MYSTERIOUS? nuzz

MOST IRRITATING? you all have your moments

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? you all have your moments

BIGGEST PERVERT? -

EASIEST TARGET? - droppin

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? -


VOTE NOW!
...

[Kid Presentable]

Zorra is funnier than cosmo. True story.

[yeahwho]

If the category "Most Inconsequential Board Member" had been broached, I would have been in the lead.

Barfdrinkers.

[insertnamehere]

hey hey hey now, how did i get biggest downer twice? i havnt even been posting!

[B4BY 4NN]

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? mickill/toybis


:confused:

Well, thanks thar!

[Knuckles]

If I'm not mentioned at least five more times in the next 24 hours I'm going to put this whole place on blast!!!

[Tzar]

hey hey hey now, how did i get biggest downer twice? i havnt even been posting!
but when you do; you make threads about how much your life sucks because you say you haven't got any friends. etc etc.

[HotAndWet]

I don't know who the kid that made this thread is, :confused:

I was expecting you all to just shit all over this thread and call the kid a fag and stuff, you guys let me down.

[Sarky Devotchka]

yay BIZARRE!

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? MOA

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? ms. peachy

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? the lady who does book binding

BEST COUPLE? Cosmo/Boomin

BEST EYES? heiress

BEST ASS? msf

BEST BOOBS? dandy

BEST SMILE? I'll have to check

BEST FACE? heiress

HOTTEST? rirv, sprewell

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? me

BOARD MEMBER WHO NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OVER HIMSELF? Qdrop

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? nobody lately

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? n/a

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? that one who types in pink

BIGGEST DOWNER? echewta

BIGGEST BULLY? nuzz

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? I don't pay attention

MOST BIZARRRRRE? I dunno.

MOST MYSTERIOUS? uhh, I don't care enough.

THE BOARD MEMBER WHO EATS POO? your mom

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? me

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones. :)

EASIEST TARGET? cats?

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? all the sexy people.

also, I think auton is a nice person.

[Freebasser]

You forgot

MEMBER YOU MOST CRUSH ON?

[Sarky Devotchka]

You forgot

MEMBER YOU MOST CRUSH ON?

wait, is that directed at me? I currently have no romantic feelings for anyone on this board. I do think that rirv and drederick are hot though, that much is true. have you seen rirv in tights? seriously, you could break bricks on his thighs. (y)

[Auton]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Bob, Roosta, Freebasser, Turdbergler, Mickill, MOA

BEST EYES? I don't remember her name but she was like 16 or something so it doesn't matter. like rockabiliy girl or something

BEST ASS? MSF

BEST BOOBS? a male boardmember here! hilarious!

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? Drederick Tatum, Mickill, A-Z, Documad, and I. MOA is really dependable with hip hop most the time

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Big Blu

BIGGEST DOWNER? Insert Name Here

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? Toucanspam. it doesn't help that he tries to please everybody at the same time, which gives the appearance of cowardice

MOST BIZARRRRRE? Futterman's. but in a fun way.

MOST IRRITATING? posters who need attention so much that they post everything they do, make sex threads all the time, post risque pictures of themselves, etc.

BIGGEST PERVERT? haha probably paul. but we love him for that.

and thanks, sarky. you seem very nice too, and I enjoyed your writing when you posted some about a year ago. awesome imagery

[Sarky Devotchka]

thanks. high five.

[Drederick Tatum]

don't high five her, she's fungal.

[Ημισκούμπρια]

These popularity contests are shameful. Awards, as you say, are nothing more than egocentric stroke-offs. Many people who contribute much more than the majority of you are left off on those lists, rather, one's own time spent here is taken into consideration, as opposed to their post content.

Truly a sad case of affairs on this here thread. I have nothing more to say, as I am a loss of words. Good day.

[The Notorious LOL]

you wouldnt have posted that if someone listed you but no one knows who you are so your opinion is invalid.

[Bob]

you wouldnt have posted that if someone listed you but no one knows who you are so your opinion is invalid.

even if we did, nobody could spell your name. but we don't know/care who you are, so fortunately that problem hasn't come up

[zorra_chiflada]

oh, i think you'll find that you do know who it is.

[Bob]

don't wanna know lalallalalalalallalalala

[DandyFop]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Mickill, roosta, Knucks

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? ms. peachy, documad, nuzz, zorra

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? heiress, Bob

BEST COUPLE? cosmo and your mom

BEST EYES? cookiepuss

BEST ASS? I'm gonna guess BA01

BEST BOOBS? Sarky (not just because she said me for this one)

BEST SMILE? MSF

BEST FACE? Echewta

HOTTEST? DipDipDive, Drederick Tatum, rirv

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? b-grrlie

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? I'm not that mean

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? Skye

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? Droppin

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Ms. Peachy

BIGGEST DOWNER? INH I guess

BIGGEST BULLY? Qdrop

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? G-mile

MOST BIZARRRRRE? zippo

MOST MYSTERIOUS? Nuzz

MOST IRRITATING? T-zar

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? most of us

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones

EASIEST TARGET? Toucan

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? I'm positive I'll forget some people, so I'll just say one - Documad

[Qdrop]

all egocentric posturing aside...

do you people REALLY think me the biggest bully...compared to any other asshole on here?
or are you just putting my name down for historical referance? first name that comes to mind...

i mean, shit....what people do i pick on that everyone else doesn't lambaste as well?


i would also like to add Nuzz to my favorite intellectual list.

[Nuzzolese]

Wooo! I'm a mysterious intellectual, sometimes hot, funny, and/or bullying. I used to be a Psycho Cheerleader Robot.

[Qdrop]

sometimes hot

yeah, care to comment on Cmute's apparent physical obsession with you?
despite the fact that he probably have never seen you?

[Tzar]

MOST IRRITATING? T-zar
word.

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Bob, Kid P, TAL, Randy's making some funny comments nowadays

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? A-Z due to his movie reviews and stuff.

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? as long as we are all on here; none of us will.

BEST COUPLE? bef/def

BEST EYES? Auton in his exorcist photo

BEST ASS? can't choose

BEST BOOBS? Ms. Crafty has some nice ones.

BEST SMILE? :D

BEST FACE? no-one has a best face

HOTTEST? hottest what? face? boobs? Heiress always has it going on; even when she's drunk and has snowboarding goggles on her head.

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? a lotta people; mickill, roosta, LOL, kid p.. basically anyone who gives me hip-hop suggestions. thanks

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? Futterman's online rap career

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? oh i dunno... i don't hate anyone but i do have some people i target critisism and 'immaturity' at...
she knows who she is.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? get to the chopper!!

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Roby by far.

BIGGEST DOWNER? anyone who is down?

BIGGEST BULLY? none of ya's; we all suck.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? toucanspam, no doubt.

MOST BIZARRRRRE? rirv

MOST MYSTERIOUS? jimmyjrg

MOST IRRITATING? me

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? all the people with over 2000 posts and have only been here for a year?

BIGGEST PERVERT? PJ, sorry mate

EASIEST TARGET? TS and i'll add dandy for me.

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? Lars Ulrich

[Nuzzolese]

yeah, care to comment on Cmute's apparent physical obsession with you?
despite the fact that he probably have never seen you?

I can't even fake an explanation for that one. Though it did get me paranoid and I shut the blinds.

[Qdrop]

I can't even fake an explanation for that one. Though it did get me paranoid and I shut the blinds.


this is how teen slasher flicks start out.
you might want to not wear anything skimpy for a while....and not engage in any immoral sexual behavior.
those chicks are always the first to go...

do you perhaps have a bumbling small-town sheriff you can call, and tell him that "something doesn't feel right"...?

[fucktopgirl]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)?turd,zorra,freebasser

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)?Ace,zippo and tungtvann

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?everybody who work their ass off!

BEST COUPLE?qdrop and mickill

BEST EYES?mine

BEST ASS?mine

BEST BOOBS?mine

BEST SMILE?mine

BEST FACE?mine

HOTTEST? there is a lot of good looking people here!

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? everybody here because we all like the BB

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED?people who suffer of moronity

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE?------

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE?-----

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? msf,she seem to have good happy pill:D

BIGGEST DOWNER? everybody that complain and cry like baby

BIGGEST BULLY? i remember qdrop when i arrived but it was all an act.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? it seem toucan

MOST BIZARRRRRE? rirv

MOST MYSTERIOUS? tal

MOST IRRITATING? people who fart higher then their hole and think they are popular!

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? everyone who think they should

BIGGEST PERVERT? a lot ,pj,tal,turd,rirv

EASIEST TARGET? easiest target for what?

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? i am clueless on this one!i would like to encounter some aliens one day!



VOTE NOW!

.

[beastiegirrl101]

BEST SMILE?

Natalie, even though that'll fall on deaf ears.

Thanks Pat...you did call me fat once though, remember? ;)

[Qdrop]

Thanks Pat...you did call me fat once though, remember? ;)

awww...what a cute board couple...

[Bob]

Thanks Pat...you did call me fat once though, remember? ;)

ha!

[Echewta]

I am not the biggest downer! Shutup assmunch!

[Randetica]

if i would vote it would look kinda like:

chewie
bob
chewie
bob
chewie
chewie
bob
chewie
bob
bob
...

[Qdrop]

how about more catagories:

BIGGEST ASS KISSER:

BIGGEST MOD ASS KISSER:

MOST LIKELY TO POST ABOUT THIER LATEST STRUGGLING RELATIONSHIP:

MOST LIKELY TO MAKE AN INNANE, POINTLESS THREAD:

^MOST LIKELY TO BE THE FIRST TO POST IN THAT THREAD:

BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE:

BIGGEST POST WHORE:

THAT POSTER WHO NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL THEY ARE:

MOST LIKELY TO STALK ANOTHER MEMBER:

MOST LIKELY TO MASTURBATE TO SURE SHOTS:

MOST LIKELY TO ASK MIKE TO POST MORE PICS OF AVA:

MOST LIKELY TO WHINE ABOUT HOW COOL IT "USED" TO BE AROUND HERE:

BIGGEST "ME TOO" DURING A FLAME WAR:

MOST LIKELY TO JUMP INTO FLAME WAR SAYING "YOU GUYS TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY" :

MOST LIKELY TO SAY THESE NEW CATAGORIES SUCK:

[zorra_chiflada]

mmm, sweet mod ass.

[Qdrop]

mmm, sweet mod ass.
ahhaahahahh!

[zorra_chiflada]

ahhaahahahh!

pssh, the mods kiss my ass! my ass i say!

[Sarky Devotchka]

I am not the biggest downer! Shutup assmunch!

;)

[Documad]

MOST LIKELY TO ASK MIKE TO POST MORE PICS OF AVA:
We should have an all Ava forum!

[Bob]

so when will ava be making her first post?

and how long until turdberglar starts hitting on her?

[ToucanSpam]

BIGGEST ASS KISSER:

QDrop. The fact that he picks on people, it means he likes them. Very grade 8.

BIGGEST MOD ASS KISSER:

Pauli? Hahahaha, that's a bad joke.

MOST LIKELY TO POST ABOUT THIER LATEST STRUGGLING RELATIONSHIP:

Any one of insertnamehere, heiress, faithbanks. Maybe Bob.


MOST LIKELY TO MAKE AN INNANE, POINTLESS THREAD:

I'll take that one. Lindsey is pretty bad, or was.

^MOST LIKELY TO BE THE FIRST TO POST IN THAT THREAD:

Turd, maybe Echewta.

BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE:

QDrop.

BIGGEST POST WHORE:

What does that mean? The one who posts the sluttiest? The one who posts the most the fastest?

Fuck it, it's probably me anyways.

THAT POSTER WHO NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL THEY ARE:

Tracky...

MOST LIKELY TO STALK ANOTHER MEMBER:

uhhh whoever the hell put Nuzzolese as the answer for best everything.

MOST LIKELY TO MASTURBATE TO SURE SHOTS:

TurdBerglar.

MOST LIKELY TO ASK MIKE TO POST MORE PICS OF AVA:

Anyone ready to kiss ass.

MOST LIKELY TO WHINE ABOUT HOW COOL IT "USED" TO BE AROUND HERE:

Any member from before 2003.

BIGGEST "ME TOO" DURING A FLAME WAR:

I'll plead the 5th.

MOST LIKELY TO JUMP INTO FLAME WAR SAYING "YOU GUYS TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY" :

Auton

MOST LIKELY TO SAY THESE NEW CATAGORIES SUCK:

Everyone, probably. They don't suck though, they just lack serious thought.

[Documad]

I don't kiss ass. Photos of super cute children brighten my day. As do baby otters.

Also, dads who are crazy about their kids happen to be super cool. One of the best posts I ever read was Knuckles' talking about his son's birth.

And people think I hate kids. :rolleyes:

[ToucanSpam]

I don't kiss ass. Photos of super cute children brighten my day. As do baby otters.



Babies of all kinds make everyone feel great. It reminds us of the ones we have, or the ones we once were. Or even the ones we'll never have.

I just think that people are kissing ass when they say 'oh, give us more please!'. You know there will be more, just be patient.

[Documad]

I disagree, TS. There have been long periods of time with no new photos and I was genuinely wanting some.

I also enjoyed when people were fighting in a thread once and Knuckles posted photos of Zack to bust it up. :p

[Qdrop]

They don't suck though, they just lack serious thought.

you are such wanna-be.

[Nuzzolese]

I tried to do this and I just can't.

[Qdrop]

I tried to do this and I just can't.

you should add this to your failure thread.

[zippo]

im fkin doing this!

[Echewta]

BEST FLOUR PRINT ON THE BACK OF THEIR JEANS
Nuzz

[Qdrop]

BEST FLOUR PRINT ON THE BACK OF THEIR JEANS
Nuzz
that was a pretty narrow catagory.

[Nuzzolese]

You could do it too, you know. We could have a thread where everyone puts flour handprints on their butts. Just a suggestion. Give me a run for my Echewta.

[b i o n i c]

id probably be most likely answer my own posts. im not schizo, i swear he's not

[Nuzzolese]

my head is swelling over being "mysterious"

[zippo]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? oh please...mickill, cosmo,knuckles,freebasser during his golden period, kll when shes good and not all sucky and stuff

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? nuzz, assman the kid, i am not putting mickill down for this

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? i dont know, this question bored me to sleep

BEST COUPLE? us all and the internet

BEST EYES? baby annes eyes come out all model-y in those digitalized pictures she takes

BEST ASS? retarded

BEST BOOBS? pauli

BEST SMILE? bob never seems to have fully smiled, it seems like the most hes gotten up to is a 60%

BEST FACE? norcen reminds me of a beatnik, sort of, interesting

HOTTEST? im gonna put my top 3 in here

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? pauly jones

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? romeo long, who the hell is romeo long

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? droppin science, i dont hate him though ofcourse, but hes awesome at taking harmless attacks as jokes

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? nobody

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? dandyfop/msf

BIGGEST DOWNER? bob hahaha but in a good way

BIGGEST BULLY? the insensitive hoard thats created every once in a while when people gang up on someone who cares too much

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? toucan spam

MOST BIZARRRRRE? gmile

MOST MYSTERIOUS? ione skye

MOST IRRITATING? faithbanks when shes used to brag about stealing more

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? aww cmon, lets keep this thing going

BIGGEST PERVERT? TAL

EASIEST TARGET? sadly, all the people that take this place too seriously

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? if that would ever happen, the people i most talk with



VOTE NOW! i just did bitch!

.................................................. .................................................. ....

[b i o n i c]

no zippo no

[zippo]

i sware to god

[cosmo105]

who would win for best cat?

[b i o n i c]

its can't be... say it aint so... say it aint sooo!!

[TAL]

BIGGEST DOWNER? 1
MOST MYSTERIOUS? 2
FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? 1
BIGGEST PERVERT? 2

[insertnamehere]

who would win for best cat?

BRUCE WILLIS!
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/rahobbs/BruceMegamanX2.jpg

[Bob]

my smile is goofy and horrible, that's why i never do

[DandyFop]

All of Qs are too mean to answer. And where are YOUR answers to it Q? HMMMM? BULLY!

[Qdrop]

All of Qs are too mean to answer. And where are YOUR answers to it Q? HMMMM? BULLY!

pshhh...fine:

BIGGEST ASS KISSER: toucan

BIGGEST MOD ASS KISSER: cosmo

MOST LIKELY TO POST ABOUT THIER LATEST STRUGGLING RELATIONSHIP: sarky

MOST LIKELY TO MAKE AN INNANE, POINTLESS THREAD: cmute, sarky

^MOST LIKELY TO BE THE FIRST TO POST IN THAT THREAD: me, turdburgler

BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE: me, sarky

BIGGEST POST WHORE: cosmo, toucan, me. simple numbers.

THAT POSTER WHO NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL THEY ARE: buddylee

MOST LIKELY TO STALK ANOTHER MEMBER: gmile

MOST LIKELY TO MASTURBATE TO SURE SHOTS: turd, dandy, sarky

MOST LIKELY TO ASK MIKE TO POST MORE PICS OF AVA: cosmo

MOST LIKELY TO WHINE ABOUT HOW COOL IT "USED" TO BE AROUND HERE: anyone from pre-2004, who is currently not popular or relevant on this board anymore.

BIGGEST "ME TOO" DURING A FLAME WAR: padster, toucan

MOST LIKELY TO JUMP INTO FLAME WAR SAYING "YOU GUYS TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY" : too many to list.

MOST LIKELY TO SAY THESE NEW CATAGORIES SUCK: dandy. (i was right!)

[Echewta]

MOST LIKELY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS?

THINKS THE USA IS #1?

WANTS MINTON TO NOT WEAR A HAT THE MOST?

WANTS TWO CHINA PATTERNS FOR HIS/HER WEDDING?

WOULD RATHER GO TO KRYSTALS THAN WHITE CASTLE?

WHO ENJOYS DRINKING THE WATER THAT SHAMU SPLASHES ON THEM IN THE FIRST ROW THE MOST?

MOSTLY LIKELY TO USE THE WORD "MEATUS" AT THE PRODUCE SECTION?

BEST SOUNDING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU READ THEIR POST?

FLIES THE BEST SPACESHIP?

BEST BELT BUCKLE WEARER?

[Nuzzolese]

MOST LIKELY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS? Pauli

THINKS THE USA IS #1? BigBlu

WANTS MINTON TO NOT WEAR A HAT THE MOST? kll

WANTS TWO CHINA PATTERNS FOR HIS/HER WEDDING? zippo

WOULD RATHER GO TO KRYSTALS THAN WHITE CASTLE? echewta

WHO ENJOYS DRINKING THE WATER THAT SHAMU SPLASHES ON THEM IN THE FIRST ROW THE MOST? cosmo, duh

MOSTLY LIKELY TO USE THE WORD "MEATUS" AT THE PRODUCE SECTION? turd

BEST SOUNDING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU READ THEIR POST? mspeachy

FLIES THE BEST SPACESHIP? mickill

BEST BELT BUCKLE WEARER? beastiegirrl101

.

[jennyb]

a'ight, lemme give this a shot, I'm probably forgetting some peeps but whatevs, off the top of my head...

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)?
Freebasser and Notorious
FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)?
Miramanee and Documad
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?
Midzi
BEST COUPLE?
Cos/Boomin
BEST EYES?
Horovitz
BEST ASS?
Horovitz
BEST BOOBS?
Uh…?
BEST SMILE?
Horovitz
BEST FACE?
Horovitz
HOTTEST?
Horovitz
BEST TASTE IN MUSIC?
Paulb and B-Grrrlie
BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE?
Don't be hatin'
BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE?
Turd
HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER?
Laver1969
BIGGEST BULLY?
Minton! haha
MOST EASILY OFFENDED?
Zorra
MOST BIZARRRRRE?
Echewta
MOST MYSTERIOUS?
Yeti
MOST IRRITATING?
Skye
NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK?
Prolly me!
BIGGEST PERVERT?
Paul Jones (in an oddly charming way!)
WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET?
Paulb

[Nuzzolese]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? mickill, bob, cosmo, zippo, kll

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? documad, enree, zippo

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? na$tee

BEST COUPLE? N/A

BEST EYES? beastiegirrl101

BEST ASS? mickill

BEST BOOBS? beastieangel

BEST SMILE? dandyfop

BEST FACE? Bob

HOTTEST? msf

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? Heiress

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? cmute

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? echewta

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? paul jones

BIGGEST DOWNER? a-z

BIGGEST BULLY? Notorious LOL

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? kid p

MOST BIZARRRRRE? skye

MOST MYSTERIOUS? zippo

MOST IRRITATING? I put them on ignore

VOTE NOW!

.

[The Notorious LOL]

who have i bullied before?

[Qdrop]

zippo an intellectual?

oh good god.

[Bob]

zippo an intellectual?

oh good god.

i know, that's like calling you a bully!

but enough about that, let's talk more about my pretty face :o

[Nuzzolese]

who have i bullied before?

You bully everyone! You're so harsh.


And why isn't zippo an intellectual?!

[Nuzzolese]

i know, that's like calling you a bully!

but enough about that, let's talk more about my pretty face :o

Fuck you and your face if you don't agree with me. (n)

[The Notorious LOL]

You bully everyone! You're so harsh.






shut up fucker!

[Qdrop]

And why isn't zippo an intellectual?!

incoherant babbling usually doesn't count for smarts in most circles.

[Qdrop]

but enough about that, let's talk more about my pretty face :o

*nudges bob*

dude...ask her out!
she's INTO you....

[Bob]

Fuck you and your face if you don't agree with me. (n)


nooooo, i was agreeing with you. it was my funny way of saying thank you

i'm funny, remember!

[g-mile7]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? Mickill, roosta, Knucks

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? ms. peachy, documad, nuzz, zorra

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? heiress, Bob

BEST COUPLE? cosmo and your mom

BEST EYES? cookiepuss

BEST ASS? I'm gonna guess BA01

BEST BOOBS? Sarky (not just because she said me for this one)

BEST SMILE? MSF

BEST FACE? Echewta

HOTTEST? DipDipDive, Drederick Tatum, rirv

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? b-grrlie

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? I'm not that mean

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? Skye

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? Droppin

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Ms. Peachy

BIGGEST DOWNER? INH I guess

BIGGEST BULLY? Qdrop

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? G-mile

MOST BIZARRRRRE? zippo

MOST MYSTERIOUS? Nuzz

MOST IRRITATING? T-zar

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? most of us

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones

EASIEST TARGET? Toucan

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? I'm positive I'll forget some people, so I'll just say one - Documad


lol at being easily offended'.

[Freebasser]

Wait; People are filling these things in properly now?

[g-mile7]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)?Knuckles,Q etc.http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1172865&posted=1#post1172865

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)?Beleive it or not Nuzz,Q,Heiress

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED?Heiress

BEST COUPLE?Beth/Dr. Def(come on thats a given they married)

BEST EYES?tie Tulla/Sak (B4ynn I think)

BEST ASS?Cookie

BEST BOOBS?BEatsieangel/Pauli

BEST SMILE?Voltane

BEST FACE?Cap'n Eddy

HOTTEST?Ms. Peach

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC?The Padster/Auton

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED?Turd'

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE?Mickill

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE?Nuzz

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER?Paul Jones/Knuckles

BIGGEST DOWNER?Toucan

BIGGEST BULLY?No one

MOST EASILY OFFENDED?Rob'(I made one thing discussing my thinking Ms. Dandy and sent it on a PM, poor homie blast people with alias' and whatnot, thus he's the most easily offended)

MOST BIZARRRRRE?Syke (I smell alias), Ectehwa :)

MOST MYSTERIOUS?Ms. Peach

MOST IRRITATING?Haters'

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK?None

BIGGEST PERVERT?Turd

EASIEST TARGET?in terms of getting at Myself (since I don't/won't back down) but in temrs of cappin on knowing they can't defend themselves Toucan (sorry man it's true)

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET?anyone who is cool with me now, but espcially AdamF,CookiePuss,Beastiegirl(Nat),Nastee,Paul etc. etc. etc.

Hottest Hair: Natalie'

VOTE NOW!

yep'

[zippo]

incoherant babbling

mmhmm, incoherent babbling is definetly what it is

[DandyFop]

lol at being easily offended'.

Your need to retaliate in your answers kind of proves my point...

[DroppinScience]

I just found it interesting that you hate to love me, Dandy.

I'm just glad I'm not hated. (y)

[Drederick Tatum]

I'm dying to tell someone that I was nominated hottest member on an internet message board, but even typing that out sounded pretty sad.

[zippo]

MOST LIKELY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS? Paul Jones

THINKS THE USA IS #1? zippo

WANTS MINTON TO NOT WEAR A HAT THE MOST? tpk

WANTS TWO CHINA PATTERNS FOR HIS/HER WEDDING? yeti

WOULD RATHER GO TO KRYSTALS THAN WHITE CASTLE? supposing this is a....aww fuck itnext question

WHO ENJOYS DRINKING THE WATER THAT SHAMU SPLASHES ON THEM IN THE FIRST ROW THE MOST? dandyfop

MOSTLY LIKELY TO USE THE WORD "MEATUS" AT THE PRODUCE SECTION? minton

BEST SOUNDING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU READ THEIR POST? generic voice for all!

FLIES THE BEST SPACESHIP? the padster

BEST BELT BUCKLE WEARER? auton, the gaucho




obligationobligationobligation

[DipDipDive]

I just found it interesting that you hate to love me, Dandy.

I'm just glad I'm not hated. (y)


Don't worry, you are. :p

[mickill]

ALRIGHT! Not only do I have the best ass, according to Nuzz, but I also fly the best spaceship. And Zippo thinks I'm intellectual. Awesome.

[DandyFop]

Droppin, I think it's because I don't read the music forum. But I do love you. I don't know why.

[Bob]

i keep trying to fill this out, but every time i can't get past the "hottest _____" questions. i feel lame trying to choose

[mickill]

He's a toolbox.

[Bob]

He's a toolbox.

fuck you, now i'm not going to pick you for the funniest

[zippo]

ALRIGHT! Not only do I have the best ass, according to Nuzz, but I also fly the best spaceship. And Zippo thinks I'm intellectual. Awesome.

you IDIOT

[DroppinScience]

Droppin, I think it's because I don't read the music forum. But I do love you. I don't know why.

Any particular reason why you hate loving me?

Ah, I'll be quiet and just move on...

[zippo]

Don't worry, you are. :p

ha! what a bitch!

[mickill]

fuck you, now i'm not going to pick you for the funniest
oh come on, guy. You know I meant it like you're all chiseled and strong and whatevs.

[zippo]

he wasnt even referring to your post bob! im banning both your asses

[Bob]

butts, i'll just do it. i'm only picking one person per category though so just assume you're runner up or something if i left you out

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? mickill

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? ms peachy

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? heiress

BEST COUPLE? beth/bobbyD

BEST EYES? tulla

BEST ASS? beastieangel01

BEST BOOBS? heiress

BEST SMILE? nuzz

BEST FACE? alexandra (i'm not a cradle robber or anything, i'm just sayin)

HOTTEST? adrock :rolleyes:

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? notorious LOL

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? dunno

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? qdrop

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? qdrop

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? sarky

BIGGEST DOWNER? insertnamehere

BIGGEST BULLY? qdrop

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? toucanspam

MOST BIZARRRRRE? zippo

MOST MYSTERIOUS? echewta

MOST IRRITATING? pass

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? me

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones

EASIEST TARGET? toucan

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? nobody, i like you all just where you are



i don't like being honest

[zippo]

BEST FACE? alexandra (i'm not a cradle robber or anything, i'm just sayin)

no bob, youre a cradle robber, pick up your things and go

[Tzar]

Your need to retaliate in your answers kind of proves my point...
lol'ing at something means he is offended??

are you gonna throw how immature he is to his reply to this? ^
cause, like, everyone needs to be super-mature on the internet so, like, they can be accepted into a message board community, cause, like, it matters so much in their life, and stuff..

[DandyFop]

lol'ing at something means he is offended??

No, in his answers about which board members deserve which awards.

[g-mile7]

Your need to retaliate in your answers kind of proves my point...


Cool, Cool your opinion(although my post wasn't to attack you so I wasn't offended).

[g-mile7]

lol'ing at something means he is offended??

are you gonna throw how immature he is to his reply to this? ^
cause, like, everyone needs to be super-mature on the internet so, like, they can be accepted into a message board community, cause, like, it matters so much in their life, and stuff..



MOST EASILY OFFENDED?Rob'(I made one thing discussing my thinking Ms. Dandy and sent it on a PM, poor homie blast people with alias' and whatnot, thus he's the most easily offended)



that's all I put. Nothing serious at all (explainging the reason why she thinks I'm easily offended and so how I am not)


Thanks for the support though, you are one of the "cool" ones I mention'

[Sarky Devotchka]

best elbows: bob

[TurdBerglar]

bob is all elbows

[Sarky Devotchka]

most precious: turd

[TurdBerglar]

i wanna be fed medecine in a dropper too:(

[HEIRESS]

Im reading the one category as "most likely to succeed together BOWCHICKA" and because of this I am enjoying the numerous 'Heiress/Bob' answers


FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? mickill/chewie/freeberries

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? a fuckload

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? Bob

BEST COUPLE? beth/bobbyD

BEST EYES? bg01

BEST ASS? bg01

BEST BOOBS? bg01

BEST SMILE? bg01/gareth

BEST FACE? bg01

HOTTEST? ET

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? I learn so much from this site about new HOTSHITHOTSHIT music its not even funny, thanks kids

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? Bob

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? meh

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? meh

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? those who post the least

BIGGEST DOWNER? insertnamehere, sorry chief, I do enjoy you though

BIGGEST BULLY? sprewww

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? meh

MOST BIZARRRRRE? msf

MOST MYSTERIOUS? msf

MOST IRRITATING? meh

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? I need to come off haitus

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones and I love it

EASIEST TARGET? meh

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? SHHHH SECRETSESESESSsssssss

[DipDipDive]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? LOL, Bob, Echewta

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? enree

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? Bob, Nuzz

BEST COUPLE? Q & Turd

BEST EYES? tulla

BEST ASS? JimmyTheScumbag

BEST BOOBS? BA01

BEST SMILE? the cos

BEST FACE? UglyCat

HOTTEST? Heiress

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? SpanishBomb

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? gay.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? Q

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? Q

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Knuckles

BIGGEST DOWNER? If I felt the risidual affects of depressed kids on the internet, I'd be in a straight jacket by now.

BIGGEST BULLY? I don't know. This place is a passive aggressive character defamation free-for-all at all hours of the day, and I'm just as guilty of it as you are.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? Probably Toucan

MOST BIZARRRRRE? CJhood

MOST MYSTERIOUS? Drederick Tatum

MOST IRRITATING? Innumberable!

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? Turd

BIGGEST PERVERT? Paul Jones

EASIEST TARGET? The RobMoney/Mae buttery inferno of love

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? A few.



VOTE NOW!



It figures that I start paying attention to the board again after I make a thread about losing interest in it. Fuck. :(

[Tzar]

Piss on fire ants and cry for me. :)
i have no idea what that means so i'll let it sliiiiiddeeee.

[Freebasser]

When you piss on fire ants they break out the baseball bats and machetes and go for your ankles.

He's trying to get you killed :(

[Jmoney77]

OH

[Tzar]

When you piss on fire ants they break out the baseball bats and machetes and go for your ankles.

He's trying to get you killed :(
oh i see. well i'm like 5,000,000 times their size.. and my foot could kill a good 50 or so of them in each stomp.

i win.. i always do.

[monkey]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? zorra

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? peachy

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? heiresssssss

BEST COUPLE? beth and bobby

BEST EYES? ba01

BEST ASS? msf (remember those pics... DAMN!)

BEST BOOBS? ba01

BEST SMILE? people started smiling again?

BEST FACE? tulla

HOTTEST? ba01/heiress

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? me. it's my favorite.

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? you.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? too time consuming.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? same.

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? echewta.

BIGGEST DOWNER? your mom

BIGGEST BULLY? q, i guess. i dont care.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? all of you.

MOST BIZARRRRRE? space monkey

MOST MYSTERIOUS? enree

MOST IRRITATING? q

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? me

BIGGEST PERVERT? your mom

EASIEST TARGET? most of you.

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? adrock. omg.

BIGGEST ASS KISSER: your mom.

BIGGEST MOD ASS KISSER: me.

MOST LIKELY TO POST ABOUT THIER LATEST STRUGGLING RELATIONSHIP: sarky

MOST LIKELY TO MAKE AN INNANE, POINTLESS THREAD: me and turd

^MOST LIKELY TO BE THE FIRST TO POST IN THAT THREAD: i dont know

BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE: me on mondays

BIGGEST POST WHORE: me on thursdays

THAT POSTER WHO NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL THEY ARE: me

MOST LIKELY TO STALK ANOTHER MEMBER: me. and your mom.

MOST LIKELY TO MASTURBATE TO SURE SHOTS: the perv that lurks around waiting for people to post.

MOST LIKELY TO ASK MIKE TO POST MORE PICS OF AVA: dandy

MOST LIKELY TO WHINE ABOUT HOW COOL IT "USED" TO BE AROUND HERE: you

BIGGEST "ME TOO" DURING A FLAME WAR: huh? is there a language invented here i dont get?

MOST LIKELY TO JUMP INTO FLAME WAR SAYING "YOU GUYS TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY" : uhh.. toucan

MOST LIKELY TO SAY THESE NEW CATAGORIES SUCK: qdrop, if he didnt make them himself.


MOST LIKELY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS? me.

THINKS THE USA IS #1? zippo. fuckin weirdo.

WANTS MINTON TO NOT WEAR A HAT THE MOST? tpk. he likes to run his fingers through minton's hair.

WANTS TWO CHINA PATTERNS FOR HIS/HER WEDDING? echewta and skye

WOULD RATHER GO TO KRYSTALS THAN WHITE CASTLE? your mom

WHO ENJOYS DRINKING THE WATER THAT SHAMU SPLASHES ON THEM IN THE FIRST ROW THE MOST? cosmo

MOSTLY LIKELY TO USE THE WORD "MEATUS" AT THE PRODUCE SECTION? auton

BEST SOUNDING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU READ THEIR POST? zorra impersonating her mother.

FLIES THE BEST SPACESHIP? adam f

BEST BELT BUCKLE WEARER? steger had a good one once i think. or maybe it was cosmo wearing steger's? i dont remember.

[ericlee]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? A-z, ASsman, Bob, Digi, Ms. Peachy, Freebasser, Matt, Voltana?, rirv, Auton, Spacemonkey, Yeti, Toucan, Pres, Cosmo, Boomin, Dr. Deaf, Marsdaddy, BigBlue, Knuckes, Notorius LOL. There's many more but you in general have made me laugh during some of the most stressfull times I've had. Just by reading your posts have cheered me up. I appreciate it(y)

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? Ace, Q, Ms. Peachy, Nuzz

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? I really think nobody here has limitations. Anybody can do anything if they put their minds to it.

BEST COUPLE? All of the board couples are lovely. Also all the non board couples

BEST EYES? sorry

BEST ASS? nope

BEST BOOBS? nah

BEST SMILE? Alexandra. She's going through some rough times at her young age but she can still produce the best smile. That smile alone shows that nothing can bring her down(y)

BEST FACE? ya'll have got decent mugs

HOTTEST? I've only got eyes for one lady

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? Everyone who is here in the first place. Beastie Boys should just explain every person's liking in music

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? As I've said. I don't believe in failure. People in general make their own boundaries. The same people need to learn to break them.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? I can't e-hate anyone

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? I can't e-love anyone

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? All of the board members who have kids or are expecting kids. I want to think ya'll are happy because I would hate to see anyone here to experience the shit I've went through with kids involved. All of you single people are happy too. Don't fool yourself

BIGGEST DOWNER? nobody really.

BIGGEST BULLY? pfffthahah, e-bully

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? I've seen comments made about people's Moms, significant others (even mine). It's just words. if you can't take it, then take a break.

MOST BIZARRRRRE? Yeti, Knuckles, Spacemonkey, Zippo, Turd

MOST MYSTERIOUS?^^^^^

MOST IRRITATING? Nobody

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? Well, I'm here on the weekends since I work and I notice that only a handfull of people are here as well. Being that I notice this, I know that most people are here on the weekdays, during their work. It's a break from work so why take a break from here?

BIGGEST PERVERT? rirv, Paul Jones, Tal, Turd

EASIEST TARGET? whoever gets offended by the innarweb

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? Everyone, I like people.

I guess I'm that kid in the corner.

[Kid Presentable]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? LOL, Anders Nillson, Qdrop, Voltane, Pres and Zorra, Bob.

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? Documad, Enree, Miramanee, Laver, Dave790, Qdrop (fucking hate to admit it), EN!GMA, Ace.

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? Prolly GMile~7 or Beth.

BEST COUPLE?
Prolly GMile~7 and BEth. I'd pay to see it.(y)
BEST EYES? Me.

BEST ASS? Fucktop.

BEST BOOBS? That one girl in the toilet cam.

BEST SMILE? what?

BEST FACE? Cuck Fena.

HOTTEST? It's most of the females, because at one time or another they've all posted something profoundly endearing.

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? Tatum, Mickill, Documad, Miramanee, HEIRESS, Droppin, Zorra.

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? Me, clearly.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? None. They're all great.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? Nuzz. Pure evil genius.

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? Scotty brings the good vibes.

BIGGEST DOWNER? Corky, from 'Life Goes on'...Oh, wait...

BIGGEST BULLY? Seriously? There aren't any.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? Me. Clearly.

MOST BIZARRRRRE? Yauch.

MOST MYSTERIOUS? Um.....

MOST IRRITATING? Probably someone from the northern hemisphere.

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? Me. Fuck do I need to take a break from this thing. Oh shit I can't control it anymore.

BIGGEST PERVERT? Who was that dude who kept saying "Very Nice?" and "Exquisite!" in Sure Shots whenever a female posted a pic? I'm pretty sure he fists himself with mannequin limbs.

EASIEST TARGET? I dunno, I guess DroppinScience in a good way. Like how he's got that easy-going self-deprecation shit figured out. He cracks me up.

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? Cosmo, out of sheer curiosity.



VOTE NOW!

R

[Qdrop]

so i'm like the "love/hate" dude now?
do i conflict people so?


and FINALLY! a little E-validation for being intellectual!
FINALLY.
god.

i'm really smart

[na§tee]

after reading all of these and being quite bored i think we have established a few facts which should be summarised for anyone else who can't be arsed going through it all:

1. heiress is hot. like, super amazing hot. so is ba01 but heiress got it DOWN!
2. qdrop has taken the postion of public enemy #1 but the sort of public enemy you don't mind sharing a pint with should it come to that.
3. paul jones is a pervert and needs to get laid.

voila!

[Qdrop]

2. qdrop has taken the postion of public enemy #1 but the sort of public enemy you don't mind sharing a pint with should it come to that.


despite the fact that i'm really no worse than half this board....i just get the spotlight on me when i bitch at someone.

bad press, man...bad press.

fine, i'm a big bully. everybody fear me. i'm so scary.
look out for qdrop. he'll make fun of you. he's so mean.
ohh. scary.



about that pint....are you buying or am i?

[na§tee]

about that pint....are you buying or am i?
do they have pints in da u.s of a?
i really want to go for a drink after work today.
i would probably be the one buying seeing as i have more chance of going for a drink with you than finding anyone in glasgow at the moment to join me.
not a pint though. cider. cider with ice! in a big bottle! [which is more than a pint]. sitting outside!
for you, erm, i don't really know what sort of beer man you would be.
maybe san miguel? a spanish beer. it's nice. yes. i would buy you a san miguel. or kronenburg.

[Qdrop]

do they have pints in da u.s of a?
i really want to go for a drink after work today.
i would probably be the one buying seeing as i have more chance of going for a drink with you than finding anyone in glasgow at the moment to join me.
not a pint though. cider. cider with ice! in a big bottle! [which is more than a pint]. sitting outside!
for you, erm, i don't really know what sort of beer man you would be.
maybe san miguel? a spanish beer. it's nice. yes. i would buy you a san miguel. or kronenburg.

yeah, we got pints! we ain't cavemen!

and make mine BUDWEISER!!

[na§tee]

yeah, we got pints! we ain't cavemen!

and make mine BUDWEISER!!
sorry. i was not to know. i thought you were maybe like the germans and had beer in weird sized glasses. or thimbles. my only knowledge of beer drinking in the states in seeing nick of nick&jessica fame watching football drinking bottles of miller lite. lite! what's the point?
you americans and your shit watery american beer! if we're going for a pint we're gonna drink some EUROPEAN MOTHERFUCKAHS!

[Nuzzolese]

I'm a little disappointed that I didn't get more bully nominations.


Our beer is lite because in da U.S. we like to feel like we're being healthy. We have guilt for enjoying things so we crap up the taste, lower the price, cut down the fat or calories by half, and consume twice as much, it's our style.

[na§tee]

Our beer is lite because in da U.S. we like to feel like we're being healthy. We have guilt for enjoying things so we crap up the taste, lower the price, cut down the fat or calories by half, and consume twice as much, it's our style.
aaah! a touch of class!

[cj hood]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? bf et. al.

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? enree

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? dj zap, funky49, tacozip, bro. mcduff!!!

BEST COUPLE? i'll wait for the first bf couple break up when they start flamin each other publically....cuz you know its bound to happen!!!

BEST EYES? see hottest

BEST ASS? see hottest

BEST BOOBS? see hottest

BEST SMILE? see hottest

BEST FACE? see hottest

HOTTEST? those i've seen and remember....msf, beastieangel, queenadrock? (girl outta chicago), hpdrifter

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? gwedoking, mickill (for being canadian), me

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? bf et. al.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? robdummy

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? a few in BF

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? laver1969

BIGGEST DOWNER? mike d.

BIGGEST BULLY? cosmo

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? zorra

MOST BIZARRRRRE? miranamee and those that ride her jiz-ock!

MOST MYSTERIOUS? 3stooges

MOST IRRITATING? toucanspam

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? anyone who thinks they're bigger then the beastie boys!

BIGGEST PERVERT? turd

EASIEST TARGET? space

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? the beasties & rich cheney



VOTE NOW!

.................................

[HotAndWet]

Miller Lite is seriously the most disgusting beer ever. I had some a few weeks ago and could barely swallow it without gagging. eeeeeewww

[Qdrop]

Miller Lite is seriously the most disgusting beer ever. I had some a few weeks ago and could barely swallow it without gagging. eeeeeewww

i enjoy miller and miller lite.
i also enjoy coors, coors lite, Bud light, Michelobe, Mich Ultra for american beers.

south of the border: Corona (fuckin sue me)
microbrew: just Purple Haze

european: Bodingtons

i can no longer drink Canadian beers. too much of it college.

i hope this has been informative and entertaining.

[Nuzzolese]

I love Miller High Life.

[Qdrop]

I love Miller High Life.

hussy.

[Nuzzolese]

I drink it with a straw

[na§tee]

boddingtons is ale not beer! fool!
actually it is a bitter which is a type of beer. i don't really know the difference i'm just showing off. but i am impressed you know a beer from manchester!

me, i prefer cider, as we all know, but if i fancy a cheeky wee pint i will have san miguel. or ales. IPA. or sweetheart stout! omg i love sweetheart stout. and they have a really cool design (http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/Cellar/2377/Tpics/Ten_31.jpeg).

[Qdrop]

I drink it with a straw

oh, well that's cool.

miller high life is the poor man's boat drink.

[b i o n i c]

its the champagne of beers

[Sarky Devotchka]

years ago I ordered a miller high life and said, "oh, it fizzes like champagne!" and my friend said, "it's the champagne of beers!" and I said, "oh, ha ha, sure". without realizing that it says, "the champagne of beers" on the label. class all the way.

I like bud light. shhhh. Blue Moon or Paulaner if I'm feeling fancy, because they come with orange and lemon, respectively.

[mickill]

I totally left out na§tee. That's why I hate answering these things.

If there were a category inbetween favorite comedians and intellectuals, she'd be in there. Or just plain favorite members, period.

I also realized that Drederick Tatum is probably one of the funnier people that posts here when he does post here. I wish more of you could be like him.

Zounts actually hilarious. roosta can be too. Avignon and Synch are definitely up there. cj hood starts nostalgic hip hop threads in the music forum that get like 3 responses that I'm usually into. I enjoy most of Sarky's threads even though I only realy respond to a few of them. zippo really looks up to me. I'm still forgetting. I left out quite a few people. This shit just doesn't end.

[Qdrop]

I totally left out na§tee. That's why I hate answering these things.

If there were a category inbetween favorite comedians and intellectuals, she'd be in there. Or just plain favorite members, period.

I also realized that Drederick Tatum is probably one of the funnier people that posts here when he does post here. I wish more of you could be like him.

Zounts actually hilarious. roosta can be too. Avignon and Synch are definitely up there. cj hood starts nostalgic hip hop threads in the music forum that get like 3 responses that I'm usually into. I enjoy most of Sarky's threads even though I only realy respond to a few of them. zippo really looks up to me. I'm still forgetting. I left out quite a few people. This shit just doesn't end.

you are such a politician.
afraid to offend anyone.

[mickill]

you are such a politician.
afraid to offend anyone.
I think you're a penis.

[na§tee]

I totally left out na§tee. That's why I hate answering these things.

If there were a category inbetween favorite comedians and intellectuals, she'd be in there. Or just plain favorite members, period.
awwwh cuteness! big love from me to you, too.
thankyou very much. between comedy and intellect - i like! ILIKEITALOT! surely there is no happier mid-ground, no?
now, what is your beer of choice, mickill? we're turning this into the BBMBBEER awards.

[Nuzzolese]

I left out people I think are exeptional, only because I didn't think they had a catergory for them. Voltanac and DipDipDive, for example.

[Nuzzolese]

Sam Adams has some good "seasonal" beers. I like Shiner Bock but it's a little bitter. I prefer cider the most but people laugh at you if you drink it here. They think it's sparkling apple juice.

[Randetica]

I think you're a penis.


that made me laugh

[Echewta]

FAVORITE #1 BEASTIE BOYS MESSAGE BOARD BEER?

BOARD MEMBER YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY LIKE TO LIKE?

BEST NOSE HAIR?

BOARD MEMBER MOSTLY LIKELY TO KNOW WHERE THE NAME "AVOCADO" COMES FROM. YES, FROM "AHUACATL" BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? GROSS! YOU LIKE AVOCADOS AND IT WAS NAMED FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT? SICKO!

WHO WOULD HAVE THE BEST SIM CRIB?

WHO WOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST THUMB TO DOMINATE THE UNDERGROUND SPORT OF INTERNET THUMB WRESTLING?

WOULD MAKE THE BEST MIXED DRINK?

WOULD MOST LIKELY GET DRUNK AND SING A CHARO SONG IN A HOTEL BAR?

[Qdrop]

I think you're a penis.

sure, slam the easy target.
that won't offend anyone.

i think you secretly hate more than half the people on here.
but you don't want to lose thier adoration.

[Qdrop]

that made me laugh

i bet shiny things do too.

[mickill]

I left out people I think are exeptional, only because I didn't think they had a catergory for them. Voltanac and DipDipDive, for example.
I think that whole voltané thing happened after the last invasion. I don't think Clo even changed her name on purpose this time.

As far as beers go, I tend to lean towards Stella, Warsteiner, Lowenbrau and maybe the occasional BUD LIGHT! But not really.

[Nuzzolese]

FAVORITE #1 BEASTIE BOYS MESSAGE BOARD BEER? na$tee

BOARD MEMBER YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY LIKE TO LIKE? dipdipdive

BEST NOSE HAIR? turd

BOARD MEMBER MOSTLY LIKELY TO KNOW WHERE THE NAME "AVOCADO" COMES FROM. YES, FROM "AHUACATL" BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? GROSS! YOU LIKE AVOCADOS AND IT WAS NAMED FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT? SICKO! me

WHO WOULD HAVE THE BEST SIM CRIB? slim crab? what?

WHO WOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST THUMB TO DOMINATE THE UNDERGROUND SPORT OF INTERNET THUMB WRESTLING? bob

WOULD MAKE THE BEST MIXED DRINK? Sarky

WOULD MOST LIKELY GET DRUNK AND SING A CHARO SONG IN A HOTEL BAR? whatshershit who used to come here and talk about psychology and being a VOLS DANCER

..

[Nuzzolese]

I think that whole voltané thing happened after the last invasion. I don't think Clo even changed her name on purpose this time.


I KNOW that MICKILL but now she has to go by voltanac because it has bite and we all had to make some changes.

[mickill]

sure, slam the easy target.
that won't offend anyone.

i think you secretly hate more than half the people on here.
but you don't want to lose thier adoration.
It's almost lunchtime. Shouldn't you be fellating a Corona bottle on your lunch break, DOUCHEBAG?!!

I didn't mention anyone I really don't like. And I'm sure I still offened enough people. DOUCHEBAG!!!

[Nuzzolese]

Bradd, you're such a Chad.

[Nuzzolese]

It's almost lunchtime. Shouldn't you be fellating a Corona bottle on your lunch break, DOUCHEBAG?!!

I didn't mention anyone I really don't like. And I'm sure I still offened enough people. DOUCHEBAG!!!

Your posts are like the summer time. They may make people uncomfortable and self conscious, but everyone pretty much likes them.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'M OFFENDED!

[voltanapricot]

I KNOW that MICKILL but now she has to go by voltanac because it has bite and we all had to make some changes.
Give me a week and I'll be legal to drink beer and I can tell you which one of those has a bite.

[Echewta]

MOST LIKELY TO BE IN AN EPISODE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE? THE BLACK AND WHITE, NOT THAT COLOR CRAP.

OWNS AN ATARI 2600?

OWNS AN ODYSSEY?

STUBS THEIR TOE THE MOST IN THE MORNING?

RENTS THE MOST CARPET CLEANERS IN A 365 DAY PERIOD?

MAKES THE LAMEST SIGNATURES ABOUT RABBITS?

WOULD MOST LIKELY LAUGH THE LOUDEST IF THEY WERE TO MILK A COW AND HEAR THE SOUND OF THE MILK HITTING THE BUCKET?

WOULD VOTE THE BIGGEST DOWNER INCORRECTLY?

MAKES THE MOST POSTS THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE? LIKE THEY LIE ALL THE TIME AND STUFF?

[Nuzzolese]

I'M OFFENDED!

Shut up, wuss. I'm going to open palm slap your school books and then trip you while you run to collect them. Following that are an atomic wedgie and a locker stuffing.

[Qdrop]

Your posts are like the summer time. They may make people uncomfortable and self conscious, but everyone pretty much likes them.

yeah, that's mike.
he's the "likable" one.
he makes just about everyone happy. everyone likes him. and he likes that.

[mickill]

VOLTANAC is my favorite illegal beer drinking member.


Your posts are like the summer time. They may make people uncomfortable and self conscious, but everyone pretty much likes them.

That's probably the best compliment I've ever gotten. Not like, in my real life or anything. But internetwise, that's pretty much it.

I think you're like The Fall. People who listen to you know how much you rock.

Qdrop's like Spring. He's pretty gay.

[Nuzzolese]

yeah, that's mike.
he's the "likable" one.
he makes just about everyone happy. everyone likes him. and he likes that.

"marcia, marcia, marcia!"

[Sarky Devotchka]

Shut up, wuss. I'm going to open palm slap your school books and then trip you while you run to collect them. Following that are an atomic wedgie and a locker stuffing.

I have boner.

[Nuzzolese]

I have boner.

I will let my feelings about that remain a mystery.

[Qdrop]

"marcia, marcia, marcia!"

turning this into "he's jealous" rebuttal is kinda easy, isn't it?

you're the insightfull one, remember.

[na§tee]

i had succeeded into turning this into a nice thread about beer but now everyone is having a gurn as they say round these parts. a gurn i tell thee!
why don't we all share a nice long bud/miller/magners/long cool glass of milk and rub each others shoulders? no? no... oh, okay then.

[Nuzzolese]

turning this into "he's jealous" rebuttal is kinda easy, isn't it?

you're the insightfull one, remember.

It wasn't a rebuttal or an insight. I regret it because it was obnoxious. What you said about Mike is true.

[mickill]

I'm the hot and popular sister!

[Sarky Devotchka]

can I be the creepy neighbor?

[Nuzzolese]

can I be the creepy neighbor?

Gladys Kravitz?

[beastiegirrl101]

Gladys Kravitz?

More like Larry from Three's Company.

[beastieangel01]

tits and ass, that's all I am to you people. Fine! FINE! at least a few people liked my eyes too :mad: :p


FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? chewchewhead, moa

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? ms. peachy wins

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? cosmo

BEST COUPLE? beth/bobbyD & cosmo/steger

BEST EYES? Pauli

BEST ASS? I don't recall seeing any ass, unfortunately

BEST BOOBS? Heiress/Pauli

BEST SMILE? I like miss DDD's smirks.

BEST FACE? Heiress

HOTTEST? there are tons of women here that I think are rockin (looks & personality): Pauli, Heiress, Dandy, Cosmo, DDD, ...

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? I haven't really ventured in to the music forum lately. So yo no se.

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? I don't like to be negative :p

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? I hate no one.

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? I'm not that emotionally involved!

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? msf is always cheerful/kind

BIGGEST DOWNER? insertnamehere, yeah. not that it's something I have against you just, most things you post make me :(

BIGGEST BULLY? I think everyone here is, to a degree.

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? your mom.

MOST BIZARRRRRE? gmile (not a bad thing, though)

MOST MYSTERIOUS? nuzz/enree

MOST IRRITATING? TS!

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? we all need a kit kat bar sometimes.

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones and that's okay with me. And maybe TAL.

EASIEST TARGET? no naming names ;)

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? I guess I'd hang out with most of you homos.

p.s. I totally have the best nose hairs.

[alexandra]

BEST SMILE? Alexandra. She's going through some rough times at her young age but she can still produce the best smile. That smile alone shows that nothing can bring her down(y)
ah thanks man, i'm smiling right now.

[Sarky Devotchka]

More like Larry from Three's Company.

hello ladiesss.

[monkey]

MOST LIKELY TO BE IN AN EPISODE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE? THE BLACK AND WHITE, NOT THAT COLOR CRAP. mark discordia. jim. you know.

OWNS AN ATARI 2600? me

OWNS AN ODYSSEY? a copy of homer's or beginning mine own... both. biatch.

STUBS THEIR TOE THE MOST IN THE MORNING? mickill. he should stop letting ava fall off the bed and sleep on the floor.

RENTS THE MOST CARPET CLEANERS IN A 365 DAY PERIOD? nuzz. she hates the dirty.

MAKES THE LAMEST SIGNATURES ABOUT RABBITS? you.

WOULD MOST LIKELY LAUGH THE LOUDEST IF THEY WERE TO MILK A COW AND HEAR THE SOUND OF THE MILK HITTING THE BUCKET? bob

WOULD VOTE THE BIGGEST DOWNER INCORRECTLY? iluvadrock4eva.com

MAKES THE MOST POSTS THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE? LIKE THEY LIE ALL THE TIME AND STUFF? me. im like a freakin hoe-bag of lying shit.

[Bob]

miller lite tastes like crotch

[Qdrop]

miller lite tastes like crotch
yeah, so?

drink up.

[DipDipDive]

I spelled "innumerable" wrong a few pages back. Son of a bitch. :mad:

If there was a "WHO IS THE BIGGEST PERFECTIONIST WITH THEIR OWN SPELLING AND GRAMMAR AND EDITS THEIR POSTS MOST OFTEN?" category, I would run away with that shit and leave all you candy ass suckers in my dust.

[DandyFop]

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE BBMB: RobMoney

There's no way this can be debated. Ever.

[ToucanSpam]

BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE BBMB: RobMoney

There's no way this can be debated. Ever.
What about that Saudi guy who raped voltane's name and fucked the board up for days?

[DandyFop]

Pfff, no contest. I wish that dude would come back.

[TAL]

BIGGEST DOWNER? 1
MOST MYSTERIOUS? 2
FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? 1
BIGGEST PERVERT? 5
MOST BIZARRRRRE? 1

[zorra_chiflada]

i got two for most easily offended tal, it's ok

[TAL]

What is ok?

[g-mile7]

me and my afro hope for votes in the best hair dept.(add that shit)

[kleptomaniac]

i think i have the "most misspelled" name in here. i really do. :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

no that's me

[Freebasser]

Or me :(

[ericlee]

umm, one of Echewta's awards was for the first to wear 2 chinese patterns at their wedding. I've already been there, done that and have the pics. I was married in China for christ's sakes you dummies.

[befsquire]

so, i put off reading this thread for a bit -- i didn't want to be disappointed that i couldn't pick up an award on the internet. to my suprise, my name did appear in here. so, thanks!

the hard part about this is that a lot of people may fit into one category one day, but not the next. and, with more than one category, i can't possibly give an award to just one person.

i'm not going to fill this out because i don't want to risk offending someone. also, i haven't been here much lately; there may be someone who i don't know that, if i invested my entire day here like qdrop does, maybe they would be worth mentioning as well.

i'm surprised that alruggs didn't get a vote in the comedy category from anyone -- does no one recall how funny she is?

[CrankItUp!]

alruggs is a girl ??? :confused:...Hooo lee shit !!!

[tracky]

these awards suck. i mean the categories are pathetic and they're started by some beastie boys fanboy we've never even heard of. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for even giving this thread a second glance. (!)

If we're gonna have awards, they're not gonna be for things like "BEST EYES" - cmon


just off the top of my head

MOST LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC EXPOSURE

MOST LIKELY TO CHARGE FOR THEIR TIME

MOST LIKELY TO CARRY AN STD

MOST LIKELY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

MOST LIKELY NEVER TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET

MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT MYSPACE SUICIDE

MOST LIKELY TO BE INVOLVED IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING BY ANOTHER MEMBER

MOST LIKELY NOT TO RECIEVE AN AWARD


I'm pretty sure I could think of 10,000 more categories better than the lamewad imposter ones without even trying

[cosmo105]

MOST LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC EXPOSURE paul jones

MOST LIKELY TO CHARGE FOR THEIR TIME mckilla

MOST LIKELY TO CARRY AN STD damaja. he did a hooker!

MOST LIKELY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET dipdipdive loves snatch

MOST LIKELY NEVER TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET me. because i'm not gay! therefore, i can't come out. hahaha!

MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT MYSPACE SUICIDE roosta

MOST LIKELY TO BE INVOLVED IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING BY ANOTHER MEMBER zippo, by zorra and zount in a zebra-striped zamboni

MOST LIKELY NOT TO RECIEVE AN AWARD voltane. BECAUSE NO ONE CAN KEEP UP WITH HER DAMN SCREEN NAMES. :mad:

[tracky]

you don't have to answer them here, but when the real awards thread gets made, just keep them in mind

[cosmo105]

THAT'S JUST TOO FUCKING BAD TRACKY

[tracky]

NO YOU WILL DO AS I SAY

[cosmo105]

IT'S TOO LATE NOW TRACKY. THERE'S NO GOING BACK, NONE

[tracky]

THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON, USE IT!

[cosmo105]

nah. it's perfect the way it is. :cool:

[tracky]

just like me

[cosmo105]

yeah, two-dimensional and electronic

i got nothing

[Tzar]

hahaha i got a "best taste in music" vote :cool:

[Rancid_Beasties]

hahaha i got a "best taste in music" vote :cool:
I got nothing :(

[tracky]

PERSON YOU'D HAVE A FEW BEERS AT THE LOCAL WITH: Rancid Beasties

There, now you've got one :cool:

[Rancid_Beasties]

Well hopefully I can at least tie with Paul Jones for that one (y)

[Randetica]

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY)? lol, chewie, tatum

FAVOURITE BOARD MEMBER (IN THE INTELLECTUAL CATEGORY)? never read those posts

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED? gea

BEST COUPLE? my boobs

BEST EYES? tal

BEST ASS? dont know, show me

BEST BOOBS? best couple

BEST SMILE? tal, msf

BEST FACE? mr. gasmask

HOTTEST? girls: venus, bitcha, cosmo; guys: tal, turdie;

BEST TASTE IN MUSIC? tal

MOST LIKELY TO NOT SUCCEED? me

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST LOVE TO HATE? damaja

BOARD MEMBER YOU MOST HATE TO LOVE? chewie

HAPPIEST BOARD MEMBER? msf

BIGGEST DOWNER? insertname

BIGGEST BULLY? damaja

MOST EASILY OFFENDED? little j hahaha

MOST BIZARRRRRE? norcen

MOST MYSTERIOUS? norcen, tal

MOST IRRITATING? buddylee

NEEDS TO TAKE A BREAK? qdrop

BIGGEST PERVERT? paul jones

EASIEST TARGET? qdrop?

WHO YOU'D LIKE TO MEET? tal, chewie, man with the million names





VOTE NOW!

had to vote since everyone was pushing me to do it

lolozzz

[Tzar]

PERSON YOU'D HAVE A FEW BEERS AT THE LOCAL WITH: Rancid Beasties

There, now you've got one :cool:
yeah fucking oath hey. (y)
there ya go rancid.

[Randetica]

Who the hell is "the man with the million names"?

im keeping him undergound