Since when have false nails ever been considered glam/sexy?

[voltanapricot]

I can understand how a lady would enjoy the whole getting your nails done thing, we all like that pampered feel.

"Sorry dahling, can't date, I'm getting my nails done, oh!"

It does sound quite glamourous doesn't it? What I personally can’t understand how anybody can find them attractive. Ever. Pretty vile (http://www.whitecatclassics.co.uk/images/nails.jpg) in my opinion. What say you lads and ladies?

I have had compliments about my nails, they're shiny and neat, all it cost me was a 99p buffer from the chemist, why would you pay £/$ludicrous amount? It doesn't even feel nice to hold acrylic nailed hands, does it fellas?

[TurdBerglar]

they feel really good being ran through your hair and gently scraped against your scalp

[Bob]

i don't notice nails

i've only just started noticing shoes, i'm working up to nails. i'm willing to bet lots of other guys don't notice nails either.

[TurdBerglar]

i can't stand the shits that have like fake emeralds and unicorns on them

[cosmo105]

thank you. they look horrendous and creepy. i can't stand when women are like "oh i can't type or use a phone because of my nails. do me a favor sweetie get that out of my purse my nails are still drying. my inhuman, acrylic, bionic nails. AREN'T I A SEXPOT!"

[voltanapricot]

they feel really good being ran through your hair and gently scraped against your scalp
At work I hate having money handed over to me by a fake-nailed girl because the feeling against my supple, beautiful palms makes me cringe.

[abcdefz]

Those aren't horrible.

I can't stand the super long glossy nails that are so long they start to curl. It always blows me away when I see some woman operating a cash register at 0 mph to accommodate such nasty things.

[TurdBerglar]

At work I hate having money handed over to me by a fake-nailed girl because the feeling against my supple, beautiful palms makes me cringe.


next time try it while owning a cock and with your head

[mickill]

You should probably ask Echewta aka Mr Rose Petal Bath Bombs. I believe his nails were pressed-on for him at the spa right after his yogurt facial.

[DandyFop]

My mom got fake nails for me because I bite mine really badly. They weren't the long hooker nails or anything, just little short ones.

I bit them off.

[Randetica]

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[little j]

alls i know is that when i have fake nails on and i scratch them against my skin it feels really really nice, and i've been told, when i have fake nails, that it feels good on guys backs too.

[enree erzweglle]

I don't wear polish and I don't keep my nails long--I keep them trim & clean.

I don't understand the appeal of long and/or painted nails. I've figured that that nails thing maybe appeals to guys or to a subset of them anyway, but I don't know any guys who like that look.

I've also never heard a guy compliment a woman's nails the way that women do. Women compliment each other's manicures and then they bemoan the costs.

[fucktopgirl]

my nail are often full of dirt!

[enree erzweglle]

my nail are often full of dirt!
I think I spent more time outside v. inside from Friday-Sunday last week and my hands/nails want to show it but I'm resisting. :) I'm outdoors a lot this time of the year and will be for the next several months, so I have a million nail brushes all around at home and work.

[Randetica]

i keep my nails clean, middle long and color them when i feel like it
never tried that fake shit, probably never will

[b i o n i c]

it all goes back to women's fashion being another way of keeping them down i tell you. make them like things that immobilize, impeded or make a conforming woman's life uncomfortable.

having to walk around in a painted face,
uncomfortable high heels
dressing their lower bodies in an open bottomed cloth.
panty hose.
convince them that wearing wedgie underwear will make them feel sexy.
nails.

i dunno - i like how it all looks, but im glad i don't have to wear any of that shit

[Sarky Devotchka]

my nails are naturally strong and get pretty long on their own. I don't polish them, I just trim them when they get raggedy or a bit too long. I used to cut them with wire cutters, sometimes I use scissors. I don't have very visible cuticles either, so they usually just look healthy and nice. I can see how if you had thick cuticles and/or thin nails, a manicure would be helpful. I've had manicures, but I don't really like them that much because I always have cuts on my hands and I hate small talk.

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh, yeah, and big fake nails are stupid looking. as are square tips. ew.

[Nuzzolese]

I always have cuts on my hands and I hate small talk.

Ha! I like how these are the natural connections for you to having long nails. That was cute.

I think it's a sign of wealth and leisure. It says "I have the money for extras and I don't do manual labour" and people find it attractive for that reason. I think some guys see it as a sign of a woman who takes good care of herself (ironic since these nails are actually bad for your natural nails) and of a woman who is high maintenance and to some guys that means she's a trophy, hard to win over, a prize.

[buddylee]

Those aren't horrible.

I can't stand the super long glossy nails that are so long they start to curl. It always blows me away when I see some woman operating a cash register at 0 mph to accommodate such nasty things.
like the heavy set black woman who says she does watch tv, that I had to drive to texas with .....I killed her by nevada