i bought a beard trimmer

[Bob]

and i already cut myself

cut my finger

bleeding pretty badly actually

this doesn't bode well

[rirv]

You'll soon be wondering whether it'll work on pubes.....

[Bob]

well now that you've put the idea in my head, how could i not? but i'd have to buy a whole separate set of blades, pube blades and face blades and i can't be bothered honestly. it's not like anyone will be seeing them anytime soon.

[synch]

Why... how... how did you... why... were you trying to get rid of your hairy palms or something?

[Bob]

no, i was trying to attach one of the attachments, and i pushed on it a little too hard and in the wrong way, and my finger slipped, slipped right across the blade. i haven't even turned it on yet, haven't even put in the batteries, actually :(

[synch]

That made me (and is still making me) laugh out loud.

Extensively.