View Full Version : I'm getting a tatoo.
OF A GIANT COCK AND BALLS ON MY BACK. COMPLETE WITH INTRICATE PUBIC HAIR.
The Notorious LOL
04-04-2006, 05:15 PM
I got LIMP BIZKIT tattooed on me :(
You're upset cause Wes Borland left right?
You should have got a SlipKnot tatoo like me.
i wanna get chinese characters on my forearms where everyone can see them. i don't care what they say, i'll just ask the tattooist to "surprise me you stupid fucking chink"
can't fail
Actually I might get a Sean Paul tatoo saying "Blaze it up blood". Or something.
Randetica
04-04-2006, 05:23 PM
haha
not some random cock
get an exact copy of your cocknballs tattooed
The Notorious LOL
04-04-2006, 05:27 PM
i wanna get chinese characters on my forearms where everyone can see them. i don't care what they say, i'll just ask the tattooist to "surprise me you stupid fucking chink"
can't fail
I know a kid who did just this but he got his characters from a chinese restaurant. I was like "cool, I bet your forearm says Kung Pow Chicken"
roosta
04-04-2006, 05:31 PM
im going to get some nationalist pro-IRA statement on my forearms so people will have an immediate fear of me when i walk the streets. fear that me and my IRA cronies will slice them to bits and bury them in the mountains.
I know a kid who did just this but he got his characters from a chinese restaurant. I was like "cool, I bet your forearm says Kung Pow Chicken"
my real idea which i seriously plan to do if i ever get rich enough to throw away my money is to get chinese characters that just label my body parts. all in places that can be covered, but still pretty funny. you know, "left arm" "chest" and so on.
i think i've posted this before. sorry
kleptomaniac
04-04-2006, 05:38 PM
my real idea which i seriously plan to do if i ever get rich enough to throw away my money is to get chinese characters that just label my body parts. all in places that can be covered, but still pretty funny. you know, "left arm" "chest" and so on.
i think i've posted this before. sorry
you have, because despite my short-term memory, i remember that.
paul jones
04-04-2006, 05:54 PM
Actually I might get a Sean Paul tatoo saying "Blaze it up blood". Or something.
yeah,that'd be good
zorra_chiflada
04-04-2006, 06:18 PM
"born to get stoned"
im going to get some nationalist pro-IRA statement on my forearms so people will have an immediate fear of me when i walk the streets. fear that me and my IRA cronies will slice them to bits and bury them in the mountains.
(y) cunt's got the idea.
b i o n i c
04-04-2006, 08:44 PM
"slut factory"
Jmoney77
04-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Sweet!
HotAndWet
04-04-2006, 08:48 PM
Leave some room for the anus and t'aint. :)
b i o n i c
04-04-2006, 08:51 PM
if a dude gets a tattoo on his cock, does he have to stay aroused the whole time?
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