tom cruise is an alien and katie holmes

[iceygirl]

is going to have a half alien half human mutant creature

discuss.

[fucktopgirl]

dont insult aliens like that!

[TAL]

Is this the MI:3 plot?

[zorra_chiflada]

haha!

[King PSYZ]

after seeing katie holmes on punk'd i would love to see katie turn to tom at the alter or goats head, or whatever scifientologists use and say "you've been punk'd"

[Jmoney77]

Oh!

[HotAndWet]

Hasn't she been pregnant for like a year now? It's probably just a pillow.

[iceygirl]

shes the one who got punk'd

knocked up by an alien or android programmed by aliens

unless she is in on it by free will - scientology, man....

[TurdBerglar]

have you seen that pic of katie where her face is covered in sores and they blamed it on tom's beard? i bet it was herpies

[iceygirl]

have you seen that pic of katie where her face is covered in sores and they blamed it on tom's beard? i bet it was herpies

or the alien juice that he secretes at night

[zorra_chiflada]

i wanna see

[iceygirl]

show zorra the juice turd

[TurdBerglar]

oj simpson?:confused:

[zorra_chiflada]

:(

[Medellia]

i wanna see
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0505/katieholmes_mouth1.jpg

Did anyone else see the one where her shirt blows open and you can see the hideous unitard she's wearing underneath it? Totally reeks of "see I'm REALLY pregnant!" I'm gonna find that one.

[Calimero jr.]

I wonder if she'll have the "Top Gun" OST in her iPod while giving birth :confused:

[Yeti]

My guess is that the baby will look more like the sperm donor than Tom.

[DapperDiverge]

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0505/katieholmes_mouth1.jpg

Did anyone else see the one where her shirt blows open and you can see the hideous unitard she's wearing underneath it? Totally reeks of "see I'm REALLY pregnant!" I'm gonna find that one.


EEEEEEWWWWWW!! that's gross!! hahahahaha!!!

tom cruise gave her herpes.... and katie gave him her self respect
awwwwwwwww:rolleyes:

[Randetica]

always thought she looks like a brunette britney spears

[Bob]

those are just the thetans trying to escape through her mouth

[cosmo105]

her jawline and neck look so strained. like she's actually an 80-year-old woman that's just gotten lots and lots of facelifts. jowls, man.