i decided to make a thread about bruce willis

[insertnamehere]

bruce willis is probaby the coolest cat ever. hes super cute, and he likes to eat rice, and anytime he sees a newspaper he hides under it to wait and attack something (he even tries to hide under newspapers that you're reading. sometiems when he walks by the change jar, he sticks his little kitty paw in and jingles it around some. he likes to watch video games and he's good for cuddles and he never ever sticks his claws out when he play fights your hand but sometimes he bites but not very hard. he stole my clothes hamper because he likes to get in it and roll it around on the floor. he takes his toys in there, to his lair of doom, to finish them off. and i mean, his name is bruce willis.

hopefully soon he will have a kitty companion. i want a siamese and name it fei long or chun li, depending on if its a girl or boy.

and that is why i love bruce willis.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/rahobbs/P10101072.jpg

[Sarky Devotchka]

I liked reading that and picturing actor bruce willis doing those things.

[insertnamehere]

yeah, the fact that his name is bruce willis makes for some great sentences, ex.

bruce willis is licking your rice
bruce willis stepped on my nuts
aj[orignjaeioprj[gjrfdakjlfkj bruce willis sat on the keyboard
ive slept with bruce willis

[Documad]

He has great coloring. I love cats with that coloring.

Do you have a photo where he's more in focus?

[insertnamehere]

i have tons of pictures but my digital camera is kinda crappy so if theres any kind of movement of all it blurs, here are some pretty good ones

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/rahobbs/P1010156.jpg

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/rahobbs/P1010144.jpg

[CrankItUp!]

Well, his ex wife has been gettin' nailed for years now by that really cool dude from That 70's Show. (y)

[Sarky Devotchka]

omg, that is a cute cat.

[insertnamehere]

its suprisingly cute to watch a cat eat a plate of rice. hes extra careful not to let it stick to his face so he takes tiny little nibbles

its not that we feed him rice, just we eat a lot, and sometiems he helps himself to our plates.

[enree erzweglle]

Your cat looks like my cat except mine is an orange tabby. Does your Bruce Willis act kind of like a dog? Like does he come when you call him, greet you at the door?

When I work on the computer, my cat sits on my lap and puts his paws on the desk and just stares ahead. He's doing it right now. When I'm at the piano, he sits tall next to me and sometimes reaches to hit the keys. I love when he does that. :)