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The Notorious LOL
04-05-2006, 02:39 PM
would just be a bunch of conference rooms at some hotel and people would stop by at random and someone would walk up to a podium and say something into a microphone and if people wanted to respond to what they said they would approach the podium.
It would not include finger foods or beverages however.
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:42 PM
would just be a bunch of conference rooms at some hotel and people would stop by at random and someone would walk up to a podium and say something into a microphone and if people wanted to respond to what they said they would approach the podium.
It would not include finger foods or beverages however.
hahaahh....
post of the day.
yeahwho
04-05-2006, 02:43 PM
You forgot to mention SCREECHING chalkboards, like in real life. or maybe the mic would have reverb and falsetto settings with mass squelch.
plus we would all be naked.
The Notorious LOL
04-05-2006, 02:46 PM
yeah and every month or so I would run up to the podium with a mouth full of sammich and shout "EMILIO ESTEVEZ!" and then leave the room.
there would probably be a lot of sex in supply closets
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:47 PM
yeah and every month or so I would run up to the podium with a mouth full of sammich and shout "EMILIO ESTEVEZ!" and then leave the room.
and we'd glance around the room...and then someone would stand up and start slowly clapping. and then we'd all join in....
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:49 PM
i would basically run from room to room sucker-punching people in the face, and telling them thier tie sucks.
but i'm not a bully.
beastiegirrl101
04-05-2006, 02:49 PM
how do you explain the sure shots conference room?
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:52 PM
how do you explain the sure shots conference room?
it's the equivelent of the hotel bar/lounge during after hours.
The Notorious LOL
04-05-2006, 02:55 PM
how do you explain the sure shots conference room?
it would just be a catwalk for attention whores and the like. You could bring your pets and friends by.
hpdrifter
04-05-2006, 02:55 PM
That would actually be a pretty interesting premise for a short film or something. I'd be curious to see how people really envision it. It'd be hard because on the internet you can be in multiple conference rooms (threads) at once and what about PMs? Would that be like note passing?
Oh, and I'd be the one that just tells everyone they're funny.
the family album thread wouldn't make much sense though. it'd be like "hey here's a bunch of pictures of me", and then "yeah, no, i know what you look like, you're standing right in front of me"
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:56 PM
the Milerapa room would be fuckin empty.
people just go in there to make out.
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:58 PM
the line to Boob Thread section would be wrapped around the corner.
yeahwho
04-05-2006, 02:58 PM
I'm attending the seminar on animated gifs, presented by ericlee and bigblu89
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 02:59 PM
do we have to wear our sigs on our jackets?
or do we just have to repeat it verbally after ever statement?
The Notorious LOL
04-05-2006, 03:00 PM
unless people somehow make out electronically thru PMs, then the Milarepa room wouldnt be used for such nonsense. IT HAS TO BE AS MUCH LIKE THE BOARD AS POSSIBLE BUT IN PERSON!
paul jones would randomly wander into rooms drunk and yell things
it might actually be even more funny than it is on the board
sab0tage
04-05-2006, 03:03 PM
It would not include finger foods or beverages however.
In which case I'd stay at home on the net, where finger food is plentiful and the beverages flow like semen at a sperm bank
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 03:06 PM
mickill would constantly interupt every lecture by pulling out pics of Ava and passing them around. it would be pretty quiet until they got passed to cosmo...who would let out a loud squeel and everyone would stop and stare at her.
Freebasser
04-05-2006, 03:11 PM
People would probably tell me to shut the fuck up.
The Notorious LOL
04-05-2006, 03:12 PM
In which case I'd stay at home on the net, where finger food is plentiful and the beverages flow like semen at a sperm bank
mmm now thats an analogy that sure makes me thirsty!
you can bring your own food and beverages, hence my sammich and emilio estevez. Its just not free.
yeahwho
04-05-2006, 03:12 PM
That would actually be a pretty interesting premise for a short film or something. I'd be curious to see how people really envision it. It'd be hard because on the internet you can be in multiple conference rooms (threads) at once and what about PMs? Would that be like note passing?
Oh, and I'd be the one that just tells everyone they're funny.
There would be a fastpass system like Disneyland has so you could keep returning to multiple rooms speedy like a squirrel so you can just make a fast quip and move on.
yeahwho
04-05-2006, 03:45 PM
It would be a bit like the editing of Pulp Fiction, Pulp Beastie Board. Maybe Pulp Beastie Board is a whole other topic.
hmmmmmmmm
Randetica
04-05-2006, 03:59 PM
i would sit in the corner and watch the show
no ass would talk to me or notice me
after hours i would probably just fall asleep
at the next day i would find myself covered in rirv's and kor's piss and some weird white milky juice
cosmo105
04-05-2006, 04:01 PM
how come qdrop has pinned me as the main "omg mike's baby is so cute"-r? :confused:
anyway.
the political forum would be an interesting room. probably lots of blood and urine stains.
jabumbo
04-05-2006, 04:03 PM
the political forum would be an interesting room. probably lots of blood and urine stains.
there would only be 3 or 4 people in there, with a few dead bodies laying on the floor.
and when you asked them who did it, everyone would point at one of the dead guys who was stapled to the wall
ggirlballa
04-05-2006, 04:06 PM
wut about the beastie boys discussion place, how wud that room be like?:confused:
cosmo105
04-05-2006, 04:06 PM
can i have a cooking show?
cosmo105
04-05-2006, 04:08 PM
wut about the beastie boys discussion place, how wud that room be like?:confused:
http://k41.pbase.com/u10/sheila/large/2313386.Chimpsfed.jpg
burbboi
04-05-2006, 04:08 PM
The 'Cooking Recipes' room would be in a buffet-style setup, mostly populated with nanaimo bar and KD displays with a few other odds and ends.
Only the finest environmentally friendly paper plates and plastic cutlery would be used.
zippo
04-05-2006, 04:10 PM
ha, very nice
mickill
04-05-2006, 04:17 PM
how come qdrop has pinned me as the main "omg mike's baby is so cute"-r? :confused:
He has this habit of being slightly off with his observations.
Reading Q's analogies is like watching Shaq shoot free throws. It's like, you know he's gonna miss, but you look anyway. Murrrh.
cosmo105
04-05-2006, 04:19 PM
i mean, duh, i think your baby's adorable. that's kind of a given fact. like jake gyllenhaal being sexy. but i think maybe he's confusing me with dandyfop as far as yelling at you to post pictures of her.
DandyFop
04-05-2006, 04:22 PM
Yes. I am the "omg mike's baby is so cute"-r. WTF, Q? Get your peeps straight.
mickill
04-05-2006, 04:23 PM
And Documad.
And DIGI.
DandyFop
04-05-2006, 04:25 PM
Shut up MIKE
GET AVA ON THE COMPUTER
I would blow that fucker up, and TAL and I would laugh.
You're so cute when you blow things up.
mickill
04-05-2006, 04:35 PM
Shut up MIKE
GET AVA ON THE COMPUTER
Yeah. I did it. Juist for you and Doc.....and DIGI.
zippo
04-05-2006, 04:42 PM
and me and minton
roosta
04-05-2006, 05:05 PM
sercomdj would be disguised in a Cookie Puss outfit.
Yeah. I did it. Juist for you and Doc.....and DIGI.
Dude, I just mentioned one time about you having to cope with her eventually expanding her sexual horizons when she matures.
she is cute, though.
As for the real life BBMB, I'd be the dude that would just walk in, nod to a few people, take a shit in the corner, and then bounce.
DandyFop
04-05-2006, 05:09 PM
I wouuld probably just make out with everyone.
I guess PMs would just be note-passing.
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 05:52 PM
how come qdrop has pinned me as the main "omg mike's baby is so cute"-r? :confused:
i dunno...
i lump all you chicks with your "chicky" things together....
which one of you is dating steger...i don't even know...
Qdrop
04-05-2006, 05:53 PM
He has this habit of being slightly off with his observations.
Reading Q's analogies is like watching Shaq shoot free throws. It's like, you know he's gonna miss, but you look anyway. Murrrh.
you know....those in glass houses shouldn't beat the dead horse.
HEIRESS
04-05-2006, 06:48 PM
I spent the last 3 days walking around conference rooms in a hotel lookin cute in my power suit, holding a beer and fielding random chemistry questions from old men which quickly turned into more ribald talk
Jmoney77
04-05-2006, 08:33 PM
that would be wierd.
the Milerapa room would be fuckin empty.
HAHAHAHA!!
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