fuck yourself

[ggirlballa]

so how do you all fuck yourself with a pillow, shower head, etc..
or wuts your favorite method;)

[Bob]

good question, how DO you fuck yourself with a pillow?

[TAL]

I think it's more humping than anything else.

[Freebasser]

My guess is that you swallow it.

You'd be pretty fucked then.

[cosmo105]

you'd be queefing feathers for weeks!

[TurdBerglar]

oddball thread of the week

[jabumbo]

so this is what 15 year old girls think about these days?

[ericlee]

well, I'm thinking that being you're 15 years old, you are young enough to be my daughter...... Let your pops read this thread and he'll probably ground you from the innarweb. I guess that would be f...ing yourself.:mad:

[TonsOfFun]

I thought girls of 13 thought about this stuff, these days.

Parents should know better than to read anything a teenager does on the tinertweb. I can see how they'd wanna check up tho.

Tip - delete history, cookies etc

[ericlee]

I thought girls of 13 thought about this stuff, these days.

Parents should know better than to read anything a teenager does on the tinertweb. I can see how they'd wanna check up tho.

Tip - delete history, cookies etc

oh no, wrong idea. I know everyone this age thinks of this stuff.

My point being that my daughter's in school and spelling wut and u.

I'd be giving her a 10,000 word essay with complete and proper spelling.

Yeah, that's f...ing yourself.

[alexandra]

pillow, shower head, etc..
wtf.

i just use my magic fingers, thankyouverymuch.

[Sarky Devotchka]

stop winking at me.

[beastiegirrl101]

wtf.

i just use my magic fingers, thankyouverymuch.

yea but that takes too long.

[b i o n i c]

back massager or rabbit?

[alexandra]

yea but that takes too long.
i'm trained.

[beastiegirrl101]

i'm trained.

must be the magic.

[cosmo105]

the journey is its own reward.

[b i o n i c]

this thread should be a poll.

[Chicka B]

I give myself the middle finger. HAHAH I made a funny. :D

[Friis gal]

I give myself the middle finger. HAHAH I made a funny. :D
left or right? :p

[Chicka B]

^Well, I'm right handed.

Sick as I am, it's just not right hearing girls your age say that.

Ok, I won't talk about it no more if it really offends people. Sorry. :p I didn't think it would though because everybody does it. Umm...why is Denise askin this anyway? Are you lookin for methods, or are you just curious how other people do it?

[b i o n i c]

i hear the magic wand is a woman's best friend

[HEIRESS]

pillow>blanket>towel

[Chicka B]

OH my God, I just thought of some funny shit. My mom and dad told me that when I was 2 they busted me under the blanket masturbating with a pink poweranger doll. Also, when I was 4 I would hump the arm of the couch and didn't even care who was watching. I cannot believe it, that's so embarrassing.

[alexandra]

^ haahaha, what a coincidence. the only difference is that i was caught on tape. :D damn what a humpy baby i was...
Sick as I am, it's just not right hearing girls your age say that.
oh please, you don't think 15-16 year old's masturbate?

[Randetica]

a, finger = faster for reaching orgasm
b, shower head = takes longer but reaching a better orgasm

thats what ive heard