holy shit!

[roosta]

i just saw footage of Peter Andre and Jordan's (1) wedding and it was so pink it hurt my eyes! i actually got a throbbing pain inside my eyeballs! horrible

hahahahaha! they had their first dance to Peter singing "A Whole New World" from Alladin. Fucking scumbags.

(1) Jordan is a ghetto-trash retard page 3 slut who gets her tits out for money, and he's a failed pop star. They met on a celebrity game show and have a reality show. they are utter pieces of shit.

[Yeti]

Did you not get an invite?

[tracky]

is this a real picture (http://bl0g.wa-junge.de/wp-content/_peter_andre_jordan_wedding.jpg)? cause they look like barbie dolls and I'm very confused

[Bob]

is this a real picture (http://bl0g.wa-junge.de/wp-content/_peter_andre_jordan_wedding.jpg)? cause they look like barbie dolls and I'm very confused

hah!

[roosta]

Did you not get an invite?

my head would have imploded had i walked in that room!

and yes, tracky, thats a photo of them. and the reception room was this amazingly brain crushing vivid pink! like a lazers came out of the tv into my eyes.

[Jmoney77]

is this a real picture (http://bl0g.wa-junge.de/wp-content/_peter_andre_jordan_wedding.jpg)? cause they look like barbie dolls and I'm very confused
they do look fake

[Tzar]

lol that photo is class.

yeah.. this marriage will last a couple of years and a couple of kids.

[voltanapricot]

I don't think she's a retard. I think I quite like her as Katie Price, she comes across as very sharp and savvy in interviews. I do think that Peter Andre is the worst thing that could have happened to her though.

Or rather, she was the worst thing that happened to his career, he's just Pathetic Peter with a flopped pop career living with Millionaire Big Boobed Mummy Jordan.

[roosta]

hmmm....

at the wedding....peter gets up and makes this big emotional speech to her about how he loves her, and she has let him be a father...yadda yadda...


She gets up and all she says, on her wedding day, is "thanks to OK magazine...youv'e put my bank balance throught the roof"

change her name...but she's still the same useless bint

[voltanapricot]

Yeah. I didn't watch the programme though, I was just expressing what I feel based on what I've seen of her the past two years or so. I can't help but like her.

At least she's more intelligent than those other media whores you see on OK these days, Jade Goody? Get fucked, fick as shit innit.

"WHAT'S ASPARAGUS?"

[Freebasser]

ARSEBURGERS?

[roosta]

She's not stupid...ill give you that. I just think she's a spiteful, tasteless whore who fires eye-splitting pink lazors from her wedding dress.

[voltanapricot]

It's thanks to Jade Goody that I can never look at kebabs the same way.