the guy sitting next to me is a dickhead.

[zorra_chiflada]

he is looking at pictures of "babes in bikinis"
he can read what i'm typing too. he needs to fuck off. because i hate him
THERE CAN YOU SEE THAT WANKER! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT

[TurdBerglar]

i wanna see some babes in bikinis

[monkey]

are you sitting next to turd?


edit: i TOTALLY replied without seeing turd's response.

[TurdBerglar]

well that was creepy

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm sitting next to like the human embodiment of turd. but turd is less sexist than him. so that's saying something.

[Tzar]

you only hate him because of what he is looking at...

fuckin' feminists.

[zorra_chiflada]

no, i hate him because he keeps telling me to go back to the kitchen. like it's funny or something.

[Tzar]

no, i hate him because he keeps telling me to go back to the kitchen. like it's funny or something.
PAHAHAAAAA sorry but that is kinda funny.

[TurdBerglar]

HAHAHAHA

IT IS!

[zorra_chiflada]

maybe the first time, yes.
but the 20th time, it's not funny anymore.

[TurdBerglar]

you must be pissing him off or something\


i bet you do that a lot

[zorra_chiflada]

no. i think he has a secret crush on me. i should show him my legs. haha

[Tzar]

you must be pissing him off or something\


i bet you do that a lot
i bet she's countering him by searching feminism websites and shit, and knodding her head, with her hand on her chin, and staring with deep thought.

[zorra_chiflada]

could you keep your woman-hating down to a dull roar please?

[Tzar]

could you keep your woman-hating down to a dull roar please?
fuck you bitch..
*points to the kitchen*

[TurdBerglar]

you can do the same with your man hating

[zorra_chiflada]

hey turd look, tzar's trying to impress you

[zorra_chiflada]

you can do the same with your man hating

pssh. men rule.

[Tzar]

hey turd look, tzar's trying to impress you
i wouldn't impress turd by saying big words; i would impress him by bragging how big my dick is and how many chicks i've fucked. :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

pssh. men rule.


only when you can dominate them

[Tzar]

only when you can dominate themlol

[zorra_chiflada]

only when you can dominate them
:cool:

[Tzar]

would you prefer the dude to be perving at ugly chicks and pictures of Martha Stewart? would that be better?

[TurdBerglar]

poor joe

[Tzar]

poor joe
yeah hey
i bet he gets no sex.

[TurdBerglar]

well i doubt that

[Tzar]

well i doubt that
i dont.

did i tell you about that blonde that sucked me off whilst fingering herself... then she stopped, looked at me and says "i love being a slut and i hate feminism".

[TurdBerglar]

that was just a wig and it was zorra on her day off

[Freebasser]

I told you that you and Joe should have put the computers in seperate rooms, but oh no, you wouldn't listen!

[Ημισκούμπρια]

zorra can manhandle her opponents into submission. This dickhead is of no exception.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

MANhandle

[DandyFop]

i dont.

did i tell you about that blonde that sucked me off whilst fingering herself... then she stopped, looked at me and says "i love being a slut and i hate feminism".

Man, you must be so proud. Sluts are hard to come by these days.

[Freebasser]

Man, you must be so proud. Sluts are hard to come by these days.

There's a joke there somewhere...

[Tzar]

Man, you must be so proud. Sluts are hard to come by these days.
true, i do know of one slut. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[adam_f]

Who says 'babes?'