Would a barrel of monkeys REALLY be fun?

[abcdefz]

'Cause, I mean, if you're in there with 'em, seems like it'd be pretty smelly and uncomfortable. And if you let them loose in the house, it seems like there would be chaos.

And if they overran the raft, chances are pretty good that you're a stark raving loony and the film's about over.

I just don't know what to think.

[abcdefz]

Oh, I remember those.

Kerplunk! was fun, too.

[abcdefz]

Yeah -- the tube with all the marbles in it, held up by the sticks, and you'd each take a turn pulling sticks out.

[Sarky Devotchka]

maybe if there were only 3 monkeys and it was a big barrel.

[abcdefz]

maybe if there were only 3 monkeys and it was a big barrel.



But even so, eventually they'd start masturbating or throwing feces.

[ScarySquirrel]

I think it'd be interesting to see how many monkeys could really fit into a barrel. I mean, hey, if Jay Leno can fit 18 people into a Volkswagen Bug, then I'm betting we can fit at least twelve monkeys into a barrel.

I always thought we should get the monkeys drunk and give them chainsaws. Now, as long as they didn't come after me, that would definitely be some fun. Watch 'em roam free on the land!

[abcdefz]

I always thought we should get the monkeys drunk and give them chainsaws. Now, as long as they didn't come after me, that would definitely be some fun. Watch 'em roam free on the land!




That's a pretty strong visual image, there, buddy.

But on further reflection, I'm guessing they'd get scared and drop the chainsaws, then run, screeching. That's what I think. It's not like strapping razors to the birds in cockfights.