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g-mile7
04-07-2006, 02:19 PM
Intriguing:

said Jungle and Nas are polar opposites

said Nas used to break down and cry about Ill Will

said Nas cried when Pac and Big died

said Nas didn't like Jay-Z from day one, and that was why she chose Jay, she knew it would make Nas mad

talks about a lot of industry cats, says she had an affair with Pete Rock, that's part of the reason Nas and Pete Rock don't see eye to eye

says she wishes Nas and Kelis the best, but worries that Kelis is too bossy to Destiny

talks about how her uncle used to beat her and how when Nas found out he went with Horse and beat the **** out of the dude

said she didn't see Nas for a month when he was working on Illmatic

said Nas didn't get along very well with Olu Dara until recently, but Nas still got him a record deal and appeared on his album

said she and Nas fucked while Kelis and Nas were dating, but not after they were engaged

said she cried when she heard Super Ugly because it mentioned Destiny

said Jay-Z is a coward

also Nas used to have weird episodes where he'd jet and no knew where he was, she said she found him in an appartment he secretly had in Long Island jus writing mad rhymes with pages everywhere...

she said that Steve Stout was a creep

she said that Nas was about to join Bad Boy in 93, but that Craig Mack was creating problems

she said she thought Belly was terrible

she also said Jay-Z's better at eatin ***** but Nas' better at ****in yup Young Hov couldn't get get his jigga man up after Ether burned his soul...

also Carmen wasn't into Nas until he started gettin noteriety, like when Halftime and Zebrahead dropped, she was running with this big time drug dealer dude and he got locked up and she was facing charges and she went to Nas (he was known as being the smartest dude in the projects) he and helped her beat the charges

she also says that AZ made a pass at her when her and Nas were together and that Nas cheated on her with a chick from the group Allure and that's why she did Jay-Z

said she wants to be an actress or have her own talk show

said she hates Wendy Williams and Angie Martinez

says when she first met Nas he had dreds at the top of a fade and was calling himself Kid Wave

said he dropped out of high school because he was in love with a crack-whore who broke his heart

said he sold drugs but was never really big time, said Jungle and Wiz were more into it


said Jungle was never jealous of Nas's talent and looked up to him

said Nas would often get frustrated with Jungle

said the day Destiny was born Nas came to the hospital with the perfume of another woman on him

said when they took her home they had a huge fight and Nas stormed out, but he came back a week later because of Destiny

said Nas and Faith Newman had an affair

said that there's been over 20 songs written about her

she lists
-Nas - Black Girl Lost
-Jay-Z - Is That Your Chick
-Nas - K-i-ss-i-n-g
-Nas Undying Love
-that song Jay and Mya did
-Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls (says she's the project chick)
-Nas - War
-Jay-Z - Takeover
-Nas - Ether
-Jay-Z - Super Ugly
-Pete Rock - Take You There
-Nas & Bravehearts - Situations
-Nas - Big Girl
-Nas - One Mic
-Nas - Your the Man
-Nas - Sincerity


-said that the reason Nas was unfocused during the Nastradamus recording was because that's when he found out about her and Jay
-said Oochie Wally was his attempt to make her jealous
-said line on "Come Get Me" where Nas is like "you make hot songs but she know she still for me" originally referenced her by name
-said she hadn't talked to Nas for a year, and then she heard Ether and Super Ugly and she called Nas and told him she loved him
-said her favorite rappers are Salt N Pepper, Roxanne Shante, Lauryn Hill, Slick Rick, Nas and Mase
-said that Nas smoked his first blunt when he was 11

she said that Jay used to call Nas' phone when and leave messages like "Yo son, what's up it's me, uh me and Premo are doin a track right now, and uh there's 16 bars open you wanna drop a verse..."

she said they were at a party once and Jay thought it would be funny if he started clownin Nas about his chip tooth and he was sayin stuff like "Yo Nas come over here and open this Henessey...nah I'm jus playin homie" but Nas didn't smile or nothin, he jus gave Jay a blank look...

she said that when she was with Jay he'd ask her weird questions about her and Nas, like what positions Nas liked to hit, and weird stuff... she said Jay-Z was obsessed with Nas

she said in Jay's Manhattan appartment Jay had a huge vinyl collection of rare Nas singles and @#%$...

she said his favorite albums were Ready to Die and Illmatic he'd play them all the time

when Nas found out about Carmen and Jay-Z, he keep trying to get Carmen to give him Jay's address but she wouldn't because she was afraid of what Nas might do. So Nas and whoever he had with him went to the next best place to find Jay, ROC-A- FELLA records. When they got there they called upstairs and Dame answered and said Jay wasn't there, so Nas told Dame to come down and he said he couldn't cause he was there with his son

some intresting stuff, basicly just portrays jay as a nas stan

ASsman
04-07-2006, 10:14 PM
That kept me stuck the screen until the end. Shit, interesting shit.

pshabi
04-08-2006, 09:10 AM
Intriguing:
I read it and was skeptical about 99% of it. However, the 1% possibility of me believing any of that shit went straight out the window with

"One Mic" was written about me.

Lex Diamonds
04-08-2006, 09:22 AM
I read it and was skeptical about 99% of it. However, the 1% possibility of me believing any of that shit went straight out the window with

"One Mic" was written about me.
Read between the lines you moron. Obviously she's going to put a spin on it but you can still work out what's real and what aint.

That's some interesting shit, thanks for taking the time to post it dude. (y)

pshabi
04-08-2006, 10:00 AM
Read between the lines you moron. Obviously she's going to put a spin on it but you can still work out what's real and what aint.

That's some interesting shit, thanks for taking the time to post it dude. (y)
Moron? Fuck your mum in the bum bitch.

I did read between the lines. A two-bit ghetto whore trying to make a buck. I wasn't trying to knock gmile so I'm not sure why you're trying to cock off, but fuck you very much this fine morning.

King of Rock $
04-08-2006, 10:11 AM
I don't believe 90% of that

Lex Diamonds
04-08-2006, 10:15 AM
Moron? Fuck your mum in the bum bitch.

I did read between the lines. A two-bit ghetto whore trying to make a buck. I wasn't trying to knock gmile so I'm not sure why you're trying to cock off, but fuck you very much this fine morning.
Shut the fuck up you fass. Saying you're 100% skeptical about it is pretty much saying g-mile wasted his time posting it. "Two-bit ghetto whore"? Who the fuck you think you are, fuckin wigga.

beastie fresh
04-08-2006, 08:26 PM
Nice stuff

pshabi
04-08-2006, 10:09 PM
Shut the fuck up you fass. Saying you're 100% skeptical about it is pretty much saying g-mile wasted his time posting it. "Two-bit ghetto whore"? Who the fuck you think you are, fuckin wigga.
Is G-mile your boy toy? I'm not skeptical about her saying it, I'm skeptical that it's true. Eat my fuck.

Lex Diamonds
04-09-2006, 09:29 AM
Eat my fuck.
No thanks homo.

Videodrome
04-09-2006, 04:42 PM
i found all that very interesting.

ASsman
04-10-2006, 09:15 AM
Its like an in-depth Wiki article on NaS. Bad fucking Ass.

Auton
04-11-2006, 01:07 PM
Hob03001 (12:46:42 PM): did you see that thread about nas' baby mother's book
Hob03001 (12:47:48 PM): g-mile didn't post this, but in the book she apparently says that whenever jay z climaxed while making love he would call out "N-NASSS!!!"
Hob03001 (12:48:11 PM): and that she caught him following nas in a bookstore
Hob03001 (12:48:52 PM): and that once she was taking out the trash for nas and she opened the lid and jay z was hiding inside and he started crying and begging her to not tell nas
Hob03001 (12:49:54 PM): and that sometimes jay z would put on a funny moustache and monocle and pretend to be nas' pizzaman just so he could see him

g-mile7
04-17-2006, 12:48 PM
also Nas used to have weird episodes where he'd jet and no knew where he was, she said she found him in an appartment he secretly had in Long Island jus writing mad rhymes with pages everywhere...



people seemed to miss this one though, I'd believe that Nas is pretty out there'

g-mile7
04-18-2006, 09:57 PM
Hob03001 (12:46:42 PM): did you see that thread about nas' baby mother's book
Hob03001 (12:47:48 PM): g-mile didn't post this, but in the book she apparently says that whenever jay z climaxed while making love he would call out "N-NASSS!!!"
Hob03001 (12:48:11 PM): and that she caught him following nas in a bookstore
Hob03001 (12:48:52 PM): and that once she was taking out the trash for nas and she opened the lid and jay z was hiding inside and he started crying and begging her to not tell nas
Hob03001 (12:49:54 PM): and that sometimes jay z would put on a funny moustache and monocle and pretend to be nas' pizzaman just so he could see him



Auton you reminded me of this from rocascenes.com


Before Destiny's Child... A Child Destiny
Written by: 0-T on January 31st, 2005



[ This is a lost transcript from the late 90's. The specific time is unknown, but it predates every Roc-A-Scene Volume. This information has been revealed in conjunction with the autobigraphy of Carmen Bryan, the mother of Nas' daughter Destiny. ]

Jay-Z: Now you know you's a foul bitch, right? I never dug out a ho while she was with her seed.

Destiny: Mommy, what's a bitch?

Carmen: Nothin honey. Go play with-- what's his name?

Memphis Bleek: Memph Bleek, ma.

Carmen: Go and play with Menfbeak. Me and the nice man have to talk about some things. *Carmen hands Destiny to Bleek, sitting in the back seat of Jay's Range Rover*

Jay: Yeah, we gotta talk about some things. *grabs Carmen's neck and guides her face in his lap*

Carmen: Don't get it twisted. I'm not a groupie.

Jay: Whatever. *pushes her head back down*

Carmen: You know, you remind me of BIG. Can I call you BIG?

Jay: My name is Jay-Z, but that's cool. *pushes her head back down*

(( On their way to her home, Carmen keeps her head in Jay's lap, while Bleek entertains Destiny in the back seat. The 4 of them drive to her suburban home and park.)

Carmen: Honey, stay here with Menfbeak. Mommy and the nice man have to talk inside.

Bleek: Yo Jay, I ain't no babysitter man. You said we was pickin up some hoes.

Jay: How'd you get here man?

Bleek: ??? Whatchu mean?

Jay: How'd you end up here...at this house.

Bleek: I rode with you.. in your Rover. Whatchu mean?

Jay: You wanna ride back the same way, or you wanna walk?

*Bleek grabs a bobblehead from the dashboard and starts talking baby-talk to Destiny*

(( Once inside, Jay-Z kicks his feet up on the sofa and drinks a can of Sprite. Carmen strip teases for him, leaving her clothes on the floor, and throwing her panties in the air. ))

Jay: You puttin on a show, huh?

Carmen: I'm not through with it, I'm just previewin it.

Jay: Well let's take the main event upstairs. *Jay finishes his soda and throws the can on the floor*

(( The two head upstairs, at which point, Jay has his way with Carmen. ))

Carmen: You don't have to use a condom boo. I wanna feel you. *tries rolling the condom up*

Jay: ........I'm good, ma. Thanks. *slides the rubber on tighter*

*Jay-Z and Carmen hear a truck pull up, bumpin Live at the Bar-B-Q*

Jay: What the fuck?

Carmen: Oh shit, that's my babydaddy! Get up!

Jay: Chill... Who's yo babydaddy?

Carmen: You really don't wanna know.

Jay: What, he a crazy nigga or somethin? Do the math. I carry the 9, so fuckin with me just ain't the answer.

Carmen: He's not crazy, he's just...

*Nas opens the living room door and calls for Carmen and Destiny*

Nas: AYO CARMEN!

Carmen: *sighs*

Jay: Wha? C'mon ma, don't sweat this shit. Fuck it, I'll give that nigga a autograph.

(( Nas turns off the ceiling fan, and the blades get slower and slower. On the final swing, he notices a G string and hears laughter ))

* On the other side of the house, Jay walks out the bedroom, while putting his shirt on, and heads toward the kitchen.*

*Nas walks into the kitchen, flipping through the mail. He looks up and sees Shawn Carter in his baby mother's kitchen, appearing noticably relaxed.*

Nas: .........

Jay: .........

*Carmen stumbles into the kitchen, buttoning up her shirt*

Nas: *looks over to Carmen*

Jay: Sup man?

Nas: WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Carmen: I can explain..

Nas: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!?

Carmen: See what had happened was...

*Nas keeps looking at Carmen, then at Jay, then back at Carmen. Jay stands perfectly still, right eyebrow raised*

Carmen: Okay, see... Jay wanted to do a song with you right...

Jay: *raises eyebrow further*

Nas: So he came over to the crib? I ain't even give him my numbers! *Nas starts ranting like Jay isn't even in the room*

Carmen: I just thought I'd fix Jigga a snack, and you guys could maybe discuss things over a coffee.

Jay: *playing along* uh... yeah, I got this joint from Premier, and...

Nas: *ignoring Jay* You had to take off your fuckin panties to fix him a snack?

Carmen: It was getting hot.

Nas: Bitch I paid 13 thousand dollars for central air out this mother fucker. Turn it on.

Jay: *standing idle, watching the two argue, takes a brief moment and sniffs his finger*

Nas: And I paid for you to get a fuckin maid. Everytime I come over here, it's dirty dishes and soda cans... mud all over the sofa. You know you's a black girl lost, forreal. DES! *Nas starts storming around the house, looking for his daughter* DES!

Jay: Maybe I should come back another time.

Carmen: No, he's fine. He just gets like this around release dates. Columbia puts a lot of pressure on him, cause... he's the only rapper on the label really.

Jay: *nods*

Nas: *comes back into the kitchen* Where's Des?

Carmen: She ain't here.

Nas: Why didn't you fuckin tell me-- *sighs and tries to regain composure* Where is she?

Carmen: She's with the sitter.

Nas: The who?

Carmen: The babysitter nigga.

Nas: Why the fuck are you gettin child support if you ain't never with the child?

*Memphis Bleek walks into the kitchen, holding little Destiny*

Bleek: She fell asleep in the truck. I guess she don't like weed that much. She was coughin and shit.

*Nas, rendered completely speechless, snatches his daughter from Bleek's grasp and carries her out of the house.*

Bleek: What's his problem? Nas lookin ass nigga.

*Carmen and Jay look at each other and explode into laughter*

[ This incident would later go on to inspire hip-hop classics, ranging from "Undying Love" to "Is That Your Bitch," along with the highly publicized beef between Nas and Jay-Z. Although the two claim the beef was sparked over a rap title, history knows better. ]