wink! wink! wink!

[DapperDiverge]

ummmmmmm, strangest thing.... there's this girl in my history class, and i think she might be diggin' on me... i hope not, cuz i'm a girl that just can't swing that way...so sorry!!

she sits in front and i sit in the back...and she's always periodically looking back. sometimes when i look up, i see her looking straight at me with like this huge grin on her face like this...:D

i'm used to the guys in my class doing it... but not a chick....
i mean she's really cute and all, a lot better looking than me, but i'm just not diggin' it.:o

[cosmo105]

start wearing shirts that say I SURE DO LOVE DICK and such.

[DapperDiverge]

i know, i should!! but i don't wanna look to trashy... i work with these people!!... besides, she could be bisexual;)

[DapperDiverge]

i'd have to say she looks like kate beckinsale with shorter hair

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0298408/laurelcanyon_07.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Beckinsale,%20Kate&seq=7

hmmmmm, perhaps i should reconsider!

now that's one hot lesbian!!:p

[Freebasser]

I used to get looks from a girl in my class, then I realised it was because I had a chicken wing stuck on my shirt :(

[DapperDiverge]

was it one of those snobby looks, disgusted looks, mean looks or one of those looks like she was going crack up so hard milk was going to come outa her nose??

[Freebasser]

In truth she always looked confused :/

[b i o n i c]

so are you like all bow-chicka-bow-bow hot?

[DapperDiverge]

so are you like all bow-chicka-bow-bow hot?

??? :confused:

i'm pretty attractive... I personally don't see in myself what everybody else sees... maybe i'm like that mango charcter on SNL and i just work that magic on people...

and i miss you...
like the desserts miss the rain:p :rolleyes:
(deserts)[sic]

[Freebasser]

That's deserts.

Unless of course, you like your chocolate mousse without water?

[DapperDiverge]

LOL!! i guess my finger slipped... i'll go back right now and edit!!...

but this girl has started to make me think about dessert...pies in particular... sweet cherry pie;)

[TurdBerglar]

creampies?

[DapperDiverge]

creampies?


sure...creampies... and i'm going lick off that cherry nice and slow;)

[TurdBerglar]

fuckn' awesome


skanks rock!

[Beckalina]

I had a girl at school fancy me once.

I just ignored her, she went away.

[Freebasser]

You never told me that! :eek:

[DapperDiverge]

I had a girl at school fancy me once.

I just ignored her, she went away.


was she hot??

[Beckalina]

in a round about sort of way, maybe-ish

[Freebasser]

:cool:

[Beckalina]

she was a grungy girl and she never actually told me she fancied me, she was just a bit obvious-ish

[DapperDiverge]

that's hot!! and grunge is cool... did she have piercings or tatoos?

[Beckalina]

I didn't inspect her whole body, so she could have

I am thinking you like the idea of being a lesbian?

[zorra_chiflada]

the idea of being a lesbian. hah.

[Beckalina]

yeah its a bit like being offered a slice of angel cake.

It just doesn't quite cut the mustard

[DapperDiverge]

a little... i mean she is really cute!! and she has a very pleasant ora/vibe about her... if she ever asked me out... i couldn't tell you if i'd say yes or no... it's never happened to me before... i'm still kinda uneasy about it... i guess we could be friends in a non sexual way

[zorra_chiflada]

DUDE OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FILM YOURSELVES HOT LESBIAN FUCKING THAT WOULD BE SO HOTT, OH MAN, LESBIANS, YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT

[Beckalina]

you know maybe you've sub-consciencely been attracted to her for a while and she's picked up on that, maybe thats why she smiles at you, she knows she's converted you.

[TurdBerglar]

DUDE OMG YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FILM YOURSELVES HOT LESBIAN FUCKING THAT WOULD BE SO HOTT, OH MAN, LESBIANS, YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT



WITH STRAP-ONS!!!!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

OH MAN AND ONE OF THEM GOES DOWN ON THE STRAP ON OH MAN

[Beckalina]

strap-ons are shit, ask aidan

[TurdBerglar]

OH MAN AND ONE OF THEM GOES DOWN ON THE STRAP ON OH MAN


now that's just stupid. i never understood that. FAST FOWARD!

[zorra_chiflada]

heh

[DapperDiverge]

you know maybe you've sub-consciencely been attracted to her for a while and she's picked up on that, maybe thats why she smiles at you, she knows she's converted you.

OMG!! that could be!! i've never thought about it!!

now i'm soooooo confused!! now i gotta question my sexuality!!:eek:

[zorra_chiflada]

OMG NOW THEY'RE READING FEMINIST LITERATURE AND LISTENING TO ANI DIFRANCO, OOOH MAAAAN, SOO HOT

[TurdBerglar]

no you killed it


fuckn' bitch

[zorra_chiflada]

hey, i'm being realistic here

[TurdBerglar]

since when is real life hot?

[DapperDiverge]

i have no idea why i'm picturing her in the shower??

i need to think of guys... HOT, SEXY, ROCKHARD GUYS!!!...





WHY CAN'T I GET THOSE IMAGES OUTTA MY MIND!!

[Rancid_Beasties]

You're not 21. Someone who was 21 wouldnt be so friggin immature about this. Plus at 21 you would generally know if you were lesbian/bisexual and would have thought about it before now. Why lie about your age?

[DapperDiverge]

i really am 21... and i know for a fact i'm as straight as a man's erection!!

I'm just playin' wit you guys!! as a matter of fact, i would be viciously jealous of this girl to the point that i'd proabaly bitch slap her come tuesday, but she's so nice and like i said has such a nice vibe that i can't help but to fall in love with her (not sexually) just as an admiration... i wish i could be her, not IN HER!!

SORRY FELLAS!!:rolleyes:

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah. all the guys were really turned on.

[Rancid_Beasties]

You're not 21.

You're lying.

I'm not lying.

[DapperDiverge]

yeah. all the guys were really turned on.


AWWWWWWWW :o i never meant to lead you guys on!! but perhaps tonite you can have sweet, sweet dreams of 2 hot, sweaty, wet girls licking each other all over while you're filming it!!;)

[zorra_chiflada]

trying too hard is not hot. just saying.

[TurdBerglar]

why do i need to dream about it when i can see it on the net?

[DapperDiverge]

You're not 21.

You're lying.

I'm not lying.


i really am 21 damn it!! i just look really young and it pisses me off that i get carded constantly!!

and what's it to you, huh?? you're just upset that this hot girl ain't into you!!:p

[zorra_chiflada]

i really am 21 damn it!! i just look really young and it pisses me off that i get carded constantly!!

and what's it to you, huh?? you're just upset that this hot girl ain't into you!!:p

well, how could she be if he's on the other side of the world?

[cosmo105]

this kid's admitted to not being 21 before. as if it wasn't obvious.


just give in to those urges. it's harmless, fun experimentation that can only lead to giggles and fond memories.

isn't it, zorra. ;)

[DapperDiverge]

oh..... i see!! now all you guys are going to start backing each other huh??

and it is too bad that he's on the the other side of the world... and even if he were here, he still couldn't get a piece of her!

[zorra_chiflada]

this kid's admitted to not being 21 before. as if it wasn't obvious.


just give in to those urges. it's harmless, fun experimentation that can only lead to giggles and fond memories.

isn't it, zorra. ;)

heh ;) tell me about it

[Rancid_Beasties]

i really am 21 damn it!! i just look really young and it pisses me off that i get carded constantly!!

and what's it to you, huh?? you're just upset that this hot girl ain't into you!!:p
I'm not basing it on looks. I dont think you've ever posted a picture. I am basing it on the way you post, your maturity etc. You seem more like a 13-15 year old than a 21 year old.

Anyway, how do I know that there even is a hot girl. Also, the university I go to has an enourmous proportion of "hot girls", but just because they are hot doesnt mean I'm automatically attracted to them. That would make it very hard to concentrate in class.

[ericlee]

try saying that it's giggles and fond memories if you were a corrections officer and some inmate "jacked you down".

Seriously though, I was sitting in the pod and I rang the morning bell for chow and all the inmates left the dorm except for one who was sitting at the very end of the tier. I saw him from the corner of my eye and he was looking at me and his hand was moving very vigorously so, I turned my head completely towards him and he picked up his boot and acted like he was shining it.

He had a pair of boxers on too. I got pissed and ran down the tier and told him to stand up and sure enough, his shit was hanging from the hole in his boxers. I put his ass in the cell block, read his rap sheet and man, he was in for aggrivated incest.

Oh no, no fucking giggles here and that memory still haunts me once and a while.

[DapperDiverge]

GOD DAMN IT!! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M 21... I TURNED 21 LAST MONTH!!

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW HOW OLD I AM!! IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS SHITTY WEATHER OUTSIDE, I'D BE PARTYING DOWNTOWN RIGHT NOW, GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING MY BOOBS, ASS AND PUSSY FELT UP BY DRUNK FRATERNITY GUYS!! JUST LIKE LAST FRIDAY!!

YOU KNOW WHAT... THE HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!! ESPECIALLY YOU RANCID, FOR BRINGING THIS UP!!

and ps: i am immature!! and i don't care!! this is the goddamn BBMB... not a job interview!! i know where to set limitations... i come here to get stupid and loose after a hard day of having to be uptight!!

SUE ME!!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Whoa chill out. I wasnt trying to piss you off I was just trying to save you from objectifying yourself. Clearly I am far to late.

[zorra_chiflada]

GOD DAMN IT!! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M 21... I TURNED 21 LAST MONTH!!

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW HOW OLD I AM!! IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS SHITTY WEATHER OUTSIDE, I'D BE PARTYING DOWNTOWN RIGHT NOW, GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING MY BOOBS, ASS AND PUSSY FELT UP BY DRUNK FRATERNITY GUYS!! JUST LIKE LAST FRIDAY!!

YOU KNOW WHAT... THE HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!! ESPECIALLY YOU RANCID, FOR BRINGING THIS UP!!

and ps: i am immature!! and i don't care!! this is the goddamn BBMB... not a job interview!! i know where to set limitations... i come here to get stupid and loose after a hard day of having to be uptight!!

SUE ME!!

woah, you sure are a woman of high calibre.

[ericlee]

yep , sure. Dislexia can always make a huge difference in age.

[DapperDiverge]

you know what!! its guys like you that turn girls gay!!

and now i'm seriously reconsidering being with guys... thanks to you!!!

[TAL]

*wink wink*

[Rancid_Beasties]

you know what!! its guys like you that turn girls gay!!

and now i'm seriously reconsidering being with guys... thanks to you!!!
Thats hot! :rolleyes:

Anyway I dont see why you are getting so offended. I'm trying to help you. If you really are lesbian or bisexual, good for you! But posting your story here to try and get attention was never going to work. At least not without some flaming hot lesbian action pictures lolololololol;) ;) :D

[DapperDiverge]

Thats hot! :rolleyes:

Anyway I dont see why you are getting so offended. I'm trying to help you. If you really are lesbian or bisexual, good for you! But posting your story here to try and get attention was never going to work. At least not without some flaming hot lesbian action pictures lolololololol;) ;) :D


i'm sorry for the teasing and all... you are forgiven!

I just get really upset when people bring up my age... it's a female thing i guess...

you're not such a bad guy rancid... and i don't like to hold a grudge...
i luv you:D ... and sorry there's no pictures

[zorra_chiflada]

you know what!! its guys like you that turn girls gay!!

and now i'm seriously reconsidering being with guys... thanks to you!!!

i'm not a guy, i'm a girl. and i wouldn't get with you.

[Medellia]

Hahaha, dapper's supposed to be 21? Hahahaha!

[Pres Zount]

(n) I just had to bump this thread to say that Dapper Diverge is a fucking moron. Everyone is being sarcastic you idiot. It is very, very, sad when young girls pretend to be lesbians to get attention.

Nobody is dreaming of you you fucking loser.

You are going to get raped by a bunch of drunk morons.(n)

[ms.peachy]

Wow, why is everyone in this thread so mean?

[zorra_chiflada]

because she was looking for attention, well here it is.

[ms.peachy]

because she was looking for attention, well here it is.
Is it so very bad to look for a bit of attention? What else are we all doing here?

Dunno, I'm just feeling all nice and sunny and sitting here with my morning coffee and popped open this thread and it just reads like a bunch of people being needlessly unkind, for no good reason, and in a not particualrly clever or entertaining way. Like a pack of dogs on a rabbit or something.

[zorra_chiflada]

maybe she should just post her tits.

[Pres Zount]

She's an embarrassment to womanhood. I think she deserves it.

[Randetica]

LOOK AT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I LOVE PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Rancid_Beasties]

Is it so very bad to look for a bit of attention? What else are we all doing here?

Dunno, I'm just feeling all nice and sunny and sitting here with my morning coffee and popped open this thread and it just reads like a bunch of people being needlessly unkind, for no good reason, and in a not particualrly clever or entertaining way. Like a pack of dogs on a rabbit or something.
Peachy I am not trying to be mean at all. I'm really not the mean type.

I'm just expressing my views and in doing so trying to help a young lady realise that she is just perpetuating stereotypes. You argue that you are a strong and independant woman, you should be supporting my endeavours rather than putting them down to mere unkindness. I wasnt insulting the fact that she was having fantasies about women. I'm all for sexual liberation. I was criticizing the way in which she told us about those fantasies. Did you even read post #53? I may have been a little harsh before that but whatever I said was justified in that one post.

[Randetica]

people here take shit too seriously

[Rancid_Beasties]

I dont take shit here seriously, but I am a serious kinda person, so I'll tend to talk like that on here just as i would anywhere else.