stupid and humilating moment

[beastieluver85]

I was just wondering (besides reading my posts) what is your most embarrassing moment? I have 2 (actually alot) that come right to mind.One was when I fell down the stairs at school. The other was 2 years ago my friend said I was so beastiality as a joke (me being 14) thought she just made up the word cause I was a Beastie fan...NEVER forget the look on their face's LOL... I'v moved on now:p

[Freebasser]

I'm sure I've posted this before, but I was playing a game when I was about 8 where we had to land with our feet apart after doing a certain amount of star jumps. Every time you landed with your feet together you had to take off an item of clothing.

I remember being taken into the school in nothing but my underpants :D

Note: I later found out that you could control how you landed by always starting jumping with your legs together :(

[TurdBerglar]

in fourth grade this first grader girl hit me on the bus and i didn't hit her back becuase i thought if you hit a girl she would automatically die or something. eveyone was egging me on to hit her back and i couldn't. they never forgot

NEVER FORGOT!

luckily the next year i went to a different school system

[beastieluver85]

in fourth grade this first grader girl hit me on the bus and i didn't hit her back becuase i thought if you hit a girl she would automatically die or something. eveyone was egging me on to hit her back and i couldn't. they never forgot

NEVER FORGOT!

luckily the next year i went to a different school system

you did the right thing.Violence isn't the answer:) .

[beastieluver85]

I actaully have another one but, its so bad I cant even go back to it in my mind...

[vickista]

there are to many to recall but once i was out after skool with sum mates and my frend (girl) lifted up my skool dress, and my other friend(who conveniently enough was the guy i was crushing on @ the time) got like a full view coz i wasnt wearing shorts just undies.:o i never quite lived that down.

[Medellia]

I was in seventh grade and got my perido. Didn't have any pads with me, nor were there any machines in the girls' restroom, so I just had to use toilet paper. I was in the gym waiting for my mom to come pick me up, she came and I ran down the bleachers and the bloody toilet paper fell out my pant leg in front of about half the kids in my class.

On the plus side it was the last day of school and I moved to another state a couple of months later, so I didn't have to put up with any teasing.

[Rancid_Beasties]

I put a suction cap on my head when i was bored on the phone, and it left a giant purple circle mark on my head for a month.

[cosmo105]

^hahaha. you know those little rubber half-sphere things you get at arcades that you flip inside out and they pop up? once at my babysitter's i was bored and stuck one on my chin. it stuck there. and i had a purple bruise there for about a month.

and once i was trying to shatter a geode open (YES I WAS A GEOLOGY DORK WHEN I WAS A KID) and i got mad and threw it against the ground and it broke and a piece hit me in the eye. my eye was purple and had a bump on it for about two months. and this one stupid girl said OOH I'M TELLING YOU'RE WEARING EYESHADOW and i said you retard why would i be wearing it on one eye? i just found out on her myspace that she's a lesbian.

[Bob]

i remember this time i woke up on the sidewalk outside the honors dorms

then i tried to get back inside my own building, only i forgot my key, so i couldn't

then this girl came through and opened the door, and i tried to say thank you, only she ignored me because my eyes were hilariously bloodshot and i might have been drooling

that was pretty humiliating but it wasn't my lowest moment

[cosmo105]

i thought "horny" meant "angry" when i was in first grade

use your imagination

[Bob]

i went to a party once with two girls who wanted to have sex with me and i went home a virgin

it takes finesse to pull that off

[Rancid_Beasties]

^hahaha. you know those little rubber half-sphere things you get at arcades that you flip inside out and they pop up? once at my babysitter's i was bored and stuck one on my chin. it stuck there. and i had a purple bruise there for about a month.
The suction cap I had was off one of those basketball hoops you stick your wall. It didnt hurt at all. Just a bright purple mark for a month or so, mind you this was in year 9, and i had a girlfriend at the time, so I tried to cover it up a bit with flesh toned zinc (you know the type you put on your lips when you go to the beach). Anyway, from then on I got accused of wearing makeup.

Ahh well I deserved it.

[zorra_chiflada]

The suction cap I had was off one of those basketball hoops you stick your wall. It didnt hurt at all. Just a bright purple mark for a month or so, mind you this was in year 9, and i had a girlfriend at the time, so I tried to cover it up a bit with flesh toned zinc (you know the type you put on your lips when you go to the beach). Anyway, from then on I got accused of wearing makeup.

Ahh well I deserved it.

HAHA YOU WEAR MAKEUP YOU MAKEUP WEARING GIRL

[Rancid_Beasties]

HAHA YOU WEAR MAKEUP YOU MAKEUP WEARING GIRL
You are such a bully :(

[Randetica]

im too much of a pussy to go back to my life history

but yesterday my sister told me in her work people made compliements about her new magnet necklace (present from my mum and me) all the time..she had it wrapped all thight around her neck and after a few hours it happened!
she sneezed so hard that the necklace exploded into million pieces all over the place

HAHAHHHAHAHAAA
i wish someone filmed that

[ericlee]

I was inside of the freezer restocking drinks of this convenience store once listening to music and freezing my balls off.

Well, I got so cold that I thought I'd run in place a little, I was actually doing the running man since I was listening to music.

As I was doing the running man, I looked over and noticed there was a couple looking at me from the door of the freezer laughing their ass off at me.

[mikizee]

when i was with my ex (who was the hottest chick i had ever been with) she had a best friend who danced for the WA ballet company or something, she was gorgeous, with a ballerina's body, HOT! they were both 17 or 18 at the time, i was 20. anyway we all got drunk together, and played some strip poker, and i won, and go the girls down to their undies. (u ever see a ballerina hoist a leg up above her head standing up only wearing a g string? its cooool!!!!)
anyway im heaps ticklish, like unbelieveably. so they got me on the bed and started tickling me real bad, and i was laughing my ass off, all the while thinking 'fuck yeah... 3some coming up!!) but i ws laughing so hard that i let out a fart..... and it sorta killed the moment. they left the room. THAT is my worst ever moment.

[hitmonlee]

I was inside of the freezer restocking drinks of this convenience store once listening to music and freezing my balls off.

Well, I got so cold that I thought I'd run in place a little, I was actually doing the running man since I was listening to music.

As I was doing the running man, I looked over and noticed there was a couple looking at me from the door of the freezer laughing their ass off at me.

lol that's awsome. i just lost it at work and actually loled

[jammytastic]

when i was about 14 i was at this underground punk gig thing. there was a chorus of 1-2-3-4 etc. but on the last one it only went to three and and i roared four. i was fucking mortified.

or when i went down a ski slope and couldnt stop and i went into an outdoor cafe thing and went flying into a table.

or same trip leaning back in a chair and falling into a bar-b-q pit.

falling off the bus is always embarrassing.

[alexandra]

falling off the bus is always embarrassing.
i always manage to stumble on people's bags or whatever, and fall forwards when i'm standing up to get off. i once woke a bloke by falling into his arms. "oh shit, sorry! i knew that would happen!"

[fucktopgirl]

i got many of thoses moment because i can be really clumsy sometime.
A little example and mostly fresh memmory.

LASt summer,was wearing a long skirt,then somehow i manage while standing up,to step on it and thenthe skirt went down"panty exposure.THe thing is that it happen while couples of male friend was at home.hehehe,i became really red and my reflex was fast!

[Kid Presentable]

Cried playing Streetfighter.

[Friis gal]

Once I had been ín the city to buy a LP, and my train was 30 min late on my way home.
When I finally got a seat after stepping over 2 people’s feet, I found out that I was in the wrong train, and had to get up again, and knocked a lady in the head with my bag...

[sab0tage]

I went to London on a school trip. We were in the middle of trafalgar square and had been bursting for a piss for ages. I couldn't wait any longer and pissed myself. It was a really hot sunny day and the whole square was bone dry apart from a pool of urine, in the middle of which was me.

[sab0tage]

......and I was nowhere near young enough for this to be in any way acceptable:o

[voltanapricot]

I called my male art teacher mummy.