View Full Version : How often do you clean your ears?
jackrock
04-07-2006, 09:56 PM
i do mine whenever i feel the goop is building up too much, so probably once every 2 weeks
TurdBerglar
04-07-2006, 09:59 PM
my ears are so damn waxy that the fuckn' wax balls up and rolls out my head
vickista
04-07-2006, 10:02 PM
once a week
ericlee
04-07-2006, 10:02 PM
I clean mine so much that it's probably considered unhealthy. At least 2-3 times a day.
jackrock
04-07-2006, 10:03 PM
ear goop can be a good thing, too
TurdBerglar
04-07-2006, 10:03 PM
wax will actually run, like a runny nose, out of my ears
jackrock
04-07-2006, 10:11 PM
do you blow your ears like you would your nose, too, turd?
HEIRESS
04-07-2006, 10:41 PM
like everyday
sometimes twice
I used to beg my boyfriends to let me clean out their ears for them too
Im a freak I know
it was just this thing
I liked doing it
oh god I love q-tips
and clean ears
and ear licking
and ear blowing
and ear sucking
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr
Freebasser
04-07-2006, 10:53 PM
It's actually bad for your health to do anything other than clean the outer part with a tissue or something.
Sticking things in your ear is a no-no, but I still do it, probably about once every month.
Ear infection here I come!
i only do it when i feel like i have to. every now and then my ear will feel wierd, and i'll stick a q-tip in, and this big waxy chunky thing will come out. it doesn't happen that often, but it happens and it's gross, yet at the same time very relieving when it does. i think what happens is, i get lint on my pillow, then i sleep in a wierd way and i somehow force the lint into my ear. then it stays there and gets waxy and gross until i tip it
TurdBerglar
04-08-2006, 12:23 AM
q-tips in your ears feel so damn good!
jackrock
04-08-2006, 12:26 AM
and ear blowing
and ear sucking
is no one else gonna say it...?:D
Justin
04-08-2006, 02:16 AM
At least 2 times a day with the cuetip.
jackrock
04-08-2006, 02:18 AM
At least 2 times a day with the cuetip.
i play pool too, but ive never thought anyone would stick a cue in their ear
Randetica
04-08-2006, 11:53 AM
every day under the shower
and all healthy there
hardnox71
04-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Funny this should come up. I was recently told that as effective as Q-tips are, they really do nothing but pack the wax in down farther in your ear. I was told to let the hot soapy water run down into your ear canal while you are taking a shower and then rinse it all out and the wax should break up and come right out.
I think I like my Q-tips better.
paul jones
04-08-2006, 12:05 PM
in the morning and last thing at night
Chicka B
04-08-2006, 12:15 PM
Well when I'm in the shower and washing my hair, I always let water get in my ears. Is that good enough?
King of Rock $
04-08-2006, 08:56 PM
I can honestly say I have never cleaned my ears.
zorra_chiflada
04-08-2006, 08:57 PM
Funny this should come up. I was recently told that as effective as Q-tips are, they really do nothing but pack the wax in down farther in your ear. I was told to let the hot soapy water run down into your ear canal while you are taking a shower and then rinse it all out and the wax should break up and come right out.
I think I like my Q-tips better.
that's exactly what joe tells me all the time. but i don't listen. i'm a rebel
King of Rock $
04-08-2006, 09:05 PM
Is it really necesary to clean your ears?
Not trying to be funny, I have really never done that
Ace42X
04-08-2006, 09:12 PM
i do mine whenever i feel the goop is building up too much, so probably once every 2 weeks
Regularly. Weekly at minimum, generally several times a week. Certainly whenever I wash my hair.
TurdBerglar
04-08-2006, 09:14 PM
ugh...
you only wash your hair weekly?
Ace42X
04-08-2006, 09:18 PM
you only wash your hair weekly?
I said "minimum". Not "I only wash my hair weekly, and that is the only time I clean my ears."
beastieangel01
04-08-2006, 10:40 PM
everyday
jabumbo
04-08-2006, 10:59 PM
i won't use a qtip
but i can frequently be seen wiggling my index finger in my ear for about 30-60 seconds at a time.
King of Rock $
04-09-2006, 01:25 AM
I don't even wash my hair weekly...
Randetica
04-09-2006, 05:23 AM
KOR CUNT CAN YOU HEAR ME?????????????
alexandra
04-09-2006, 08:07 AM
my hearing gets twice as good when i've cleaned them for the first time in two weeks or so. :D but i try to clean them every two days.
kleptomaniac
04-09-2006, 10:15 AM
my mom says i don't clean my ears good enough :/
but i'm afraid of going too deep, because what if i like hit brain and :eek: (!)
alexandra
04-09-2006, 10:16 AM
...
damnit Dana. :D
Sarky Devotchka
04-09-2006, 10:46 AM
I'm afraid of packing the wax down with a qtip. I did those ear candles once. a waxy cone that you put in your ear and light on fire, then it sucks out the wax. it's cah-razy! and I don't wash my hair every day! oh no!
b i o n i c
04-09-2006, 10:49 AM
ugh. all these personal hygene threads should be merged into one "how do you get yo stank off" thread.
fucktopgirl
04-09-2006, 10:50 AM
i never clean my ears in my life!
King of Rock $
04-09-2006, 10:52 AM
ugh. all these personal hygene threads should be merged into one "how do you get yo stank off" thread.
I think vaginas deserve better than to be lumped in with ears in one thread
b i o n i c
04-09-2006, 10:52 AM
do yo vag stank too?
King of Rock $
04-09-2006, 10:54 AM
pussy always smells more or less the same to me
Videodrome
04-09-2006, 04:55 PM
i totally agree. pussy is pussy.
i clean my ears everyday btw in case you were wondering.
peterclamp
04-10-2006, 02:36 AM
I had an ear infection last week, had anti biotics and it is ok now but still blocked. Having my ears syringed tomorrow by the nurse...if anyone has never had this done I would recommend it. It is one of the best feelings ever as they squirt warm water down your ear canal, all this alien looking goo comes running out and hey presto you can hear perfect again. It is like wearing glasses for the first time when you have had bad eyesight for a good while...trust me, it is (maybe) better than sex!
:D :D
Well maybe not quite that good, but almost.
Astra
04-11-2006, 01:09 PM
everytime my ears are wet..
my bf uses a "wax picker" but I don't like those things
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