How do women clean their vagina's

[King of Rock $]

How do women clean their vagina's?

Inspired by a thread about ears

[Ace42X]

douche

[ericlee]

a brillo pad on a stick.

[HEIRESS]

an ex-lover once said that it was less fun giving me head right after a shower or bath cause then it just tasted like boring ole water

(y)

[Medellia]

douche
No! Douching is bad.

[TurdBerglar]

No! Douching is bad.


you heard the lady!

toucanspam and droppin, GET OUT!

[zorra_chiflada]

*snort*

[TurdBerglar]

they commit too much douchery

[Medellia]

Heeeey, I like Toucan and Droppin.




Ah, who am I kidding....hahahahahaha!

[Rancid_Beasties]

Yeah you like them, you just wouldnt want them in your vagina.

ZING!

[Ace42X]

Obviously my double-entendre went totally unappreciated. You all suck.

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[Medellia]

Yeah you like them, you just wouldnt want them in your vagina.

ZING!
Ooooooh, burn!

[Medellia]

what?
He was calling KoR a douche while at the same time saying us ladies clean our vags by douching.

[TurdBerglar]

huh?

[cosmo105]

i yell at it :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

does it quiver?

[zorra_chiflada]

i yell at it :mad:

hahahah
hhahahhahah
i'm totally imagining this right now

[cosmo105]

i take away its privileges and make it think about what it's done :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

does it get a spanking?

[cosmo105]

no, i don't believe in using violence to punish. i do, however, tell it i'm very disappointed in it and think it's not living up to its potential.

[Medellia]

Hahaha

[Kid Presentable]

no, i don't believe in using violence to punish. i do, however, tell it i'm very disappointed in it and think it's not living up to its potential.
Do you tell it to chew with it's mouth shut?

[Randetica]

haha i always had that heiress' comment in my mind

with shower gel?
the inside cleans itself!

[Randetica]

soap hurts the mumu
mine atleast (n)

[alexandra]

ah, ignorance.

[kleptomaniac]

i'm afraid of going too deep, because what if i like hit brain and :eek: (!).

[King of Rock $]

I thought I was stupid for not knowing how women clean their vagina's, but apparently they're not so sure themselves. Different answers, no consensus.

[ericlee]

dab it with peanut butter and let a cat go at it.

[King of Rock $]

Wait, somebody called me a douche?

I should try to read other peoples posts more often

[SobaViolence]

douche means to wash in french.
that was the double entendre.

[King of Rock $]

I get it, but I didn't read it before.

Douche also means shower in my language, because my idol Napoleon used to run shit here.

[B4BY 4NN]

Wash and condition, yeah.

[b i o n i c]

i never thought id hear those words from Miramanee

[b i o n i c]

those are vulgar words for my virgin eyes

[b i o n i c]

you might think of using the words spooge, creampie, cum or jizz-wad instead of semen - think of the kids

[hardnox71]

Vaginas are like some ovens...they are self cleaning.
Oh, no, no, no! Not all of them. Believe me on this.


dab it with peanut butter and let a cat go at it.
Thanks for the much unwanted mental image, eric.

[TAL]

With this. (http://www.italway.it/aziende/ls/images/Scope%20%20x%20%20WEB/Bottle%20cleaner.jpg)

[ericlee]

Thanks for the much unwanted mental image, eric.

my bad, I should've said dog. They do have cleaner mouths than cats right?

[hardnox71]

my bad, I should've said dog. They do have cleaner mouths than cats right?
Oh, you're funny.

[ericlee]

ok, I do mean cats, really. Hopefully this (http://www.xenophilia.com/news/catman.gif) cat will give you a better mental image.

[Randetica]

Oh, no, no, no! Not all of them. Believe me on this.

no, it's just yours that is out of order :(

[hardnox71]

no, it's just yours that is out of order :(
Newsflash, sweetie. I'm a guy. I don't have a vagina.

I have come across a few in my time that were definitely not self cleaning (and no one else was cleaning them, either).:eek:

Fucking disgusting.(n)

ok, I do mean cats, really. Hopefully this (http://www.xenophilia.com/news/catman.gif) cat will give you a better mental image.

Boy you need some help. :D

[Randetica]

Newsflash, sweetie. I'm a guy. I don't have a vagina.

I have come across a few in my time that were definitely not self cleaning (and no one else was cleaning them, either).:eek:

Fucking disgusting.(n)

smells like slut pussies to me

p.s. i know youre a guy, cutie
that was just my non existand humor speaking out of me

[ericlee]

so they were dirty vaginas yet he still came across them...

I'm not the only one who needs help.

[Randetica]

lolozz

[hardnox71]

1. smells like slut pussies to me

2. p.s. i know youre a guy, cutie
that was just my non existand humor speaking out of me
1. They weren't exactly church girls, I'll admit, but DAMN!!!!
That shit didn't make any sense at all.

2. Oh. Okay. Sometimes I take things too seriously. I can't see when people are joking.

[hardnox71]

so they were dirty vaginas yet he still came across them...

I'm not the only one who needs help.
Yes, eric, they were pretty ripe but, my friend, to 'come across' and to 'cum in' are two different things entirely.

When I was in my early twenties and running around all crazy me and my friends used to have a saying that went 'If you can smell it when you're not near it, then fear it.'

Crude and ignorant? Yes.

Effective? Also a yes.

[ericlee]

Yes, eric, they were pretty ripe but, my friend, to 'come across' and to 'cum in' are two different things entirely.


came, (km) come, com·ing, comes .
Vulgar Slang. To experience orgasm.

Vulgar Slang also cum (km)
Semen ejaculated during orgasm.

it's ok. I had the same discussion with Freebasser too.

Don't worry, at least you're brave enough to post about it.

I don't even want to begin telling you about the night when this one girl and I started inside of my car but ended up taking outside on my hood because her........

[Randetica]

not the vaggies stink but the bacterias do
if you dont wash or wash in a wrong way i mean


im keeping my sister clean




i should buy myself a life..

[TAL]

You could open a vagina cleaning business.

[Odie]

Cillit Bang! and the dirt is gooooone

[Chicka B]

It's not as complicated as you all are making it. :rolleyes:

[iceygirl]

with a penis

[Farrah]

water

[iceygirl]

tongue

[fucktopgirl]

you must have a longue tongue then!

[Documad]

It drives me crazy when someone makes a plural into a possessive. My favorite mideastern restaurant changed its menus, but they still feature dishes with onion's, tomato's, lemon's, and pepper's.

[cosmo105]

It drives me crazy when someone makes a plural into a possessive. My favorite mideastern restaurant changed its menus, but they still feature dishes with onion's, tomato's, lemon's, and pepper's.
you sure i wasn't you in a past life?

[Documad]

you sure i wasn't you in a past life?
Yeah, but if you're not careful, you could end up like me in a couple of decades. :rolleyes:

[The Notorious LOL]

It drives me crazy when someone makes a plural into a possessive. My favorite mideastern restaurant changed its menus, but they still feature dishes with onion's, tomato's, lemon's, and pepper's.



this is my ultimate grammar pet peeve as well and I am certainly not picky about that shit. We had a sign at my school that said "GO LUMBERJACK'S!" and i wanted to tear it down every time I walked past it.


and to answer the question, I would assume with soap and water.

[Ace42X]

It drives me crazy when someone makes a plural into a possessive. My favorite mideastern restaurant changed its menus, but they still feature dishes with onion's, tomato's, lemon's, and pepper's.

That's known as "The greengrocer's apostrophe".

[Ace42X]

dab it with peanut butter and let a cat go at it.

http://sexylosers.com/060.html

[Documad]

That's known as "The greengrocer's apostrophe".
Wow, I just looked that up and there was a link to a message board re the correct use of apostrophes. :)

I should say that the restaurant in question has fabulous food and English is obviously not their first language. It's interesting to note that they can't decide whether they have an apostrophe in their restaurant's name -- sometimes it does and sometimes it doesn't.

By the way, I'm going to tell my friends about the greengrocer's apostrophe the next time we eat there.

[checkyourprez]

ive came across some vag that have left my fingers ripe for 2 days.

effin discustin.

(one of the main reasons i do not give chicks oral. i most definatly would have loaded her vagina with puke had it been my tounge instead of my fingers, and nobody wants that.)

[ericlee]

http://sexylosers.com/060.html

yep, it's those japanese again..

This strip was inspired by a Japanese comic by the name of "Inu" (Dog) about this one girl who believes her first lover was a dog who she inticed into licking her vagina through the use of peanut butter. When the dog dies, she is devistated, but she finds a poor schmuck who takes the dog's place, and in the end is treated as badly as a dog. Weird comic. But anyways, that's where the peanut butter idea comes from.

[CJM]

beavers eat wood.

[Pres Zount]

there's a chemist down the road from me that has

"Is this? Australias cheapest chemist"


:mad:

Please notice how hard I am trying to use correct grammer and punctuation.

[hitmonlee]

there's a chemist down the road from me that has

"Is this? Australias cheapest chemist"


:mad:

Please notice how hard I am trying to use correct grammer and punctuation.

is that a joke?:confused:

[Randetica]

ive came across some vag that have left my fingers ripe for 2 days.

effin discustin.

(one of the main reasons i do not give chicks oral. i most definatly would have loaded her vagina with puke had it been my tounge instead of my fingers, and nobody wants that.)


you need to find you some quality vaggie


i cant wait to go down on a girl
i wouldnt want a bf who doesnt love puss as much as i do

[kaiser soze]

I have yet to come across a nasty vag

I heard if a girl eats fruits/sweets and drinks water it makes it taste better :)

[gaselite]

the double entendre was probably that douche is french for shower >.>

[checkyourprez]

you need to find you some quality vaggie


i cant wait to go down on a girl
i wouldnt want a bf who doesnt love puss as much as i do


o i love it, just not in my mouth.


Hah I got a buddy, you always know when he's been eating pussy at parties. He'll come back after being gone for a while, absolutely dripping in sweat. This one party we had only been there like 15 minutes, and I saw him dripping wet. It was the first thought that came to my mind, then I was like no way, cant be, we've only been here for 15 minutes. Low and behold later that night I had found out he had been scarfing some clam.

[Randetica]

i hate parties
i hate going outside
i hate those gross sluts
i hate ppl having sex on public places

those things frustate you when youre having as much class and morals like me

[ericlee]

there's a chemist down the road from me that has

"Is this? Australias cheapest chemist"


:mad:

Please notice how hard I am trying to use correct grammer and punctuation.

I'm reading this with the same reaction of a dog after hearing a fart.

[Pres Zount]

is that a joke?:confused:
no, it's a real. It's called the chemist warehouse. Do you have it in WA?

[hitmonlee]

no, it's a real. It's called the chemist warehouse. Do you have it in WA?

nah we don't

and i meant the part about "grammer" being a joke ahh nevermind :)

[CrankItUp!]

sand paper (y)

[Pres Zount]

nah we don't

and i meant the part about "grammer" being a joke ahh nevermind :)

That was actually a mistake :(

[zorra_chiflada]

haha! you're dumb! so much for your private education, dumbo! ha!

[Astra]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO


aside from soap and water during a normal shower
you're telling me that you never caught on to what the summer's eve commercials were about?

[cosmo105]

i thought they were about beaches and horseback riding and watercolor painting

[Astra]

i thought they were about beaches and horseback riding and watercolor painting
hahaha well some think it's all about talking to your mom about vagina

[Lyman Zerga]

they prefer the smell of balls sweat and cock cheese

[King of Rock $]

Did we ever reach consensus on this issue?

[befsquire]

yes, we did. thanks for checking.

[Mrs_Princess]

I clean it with a loofa thingy...:)

[TimDoolan]

NO!

Douching is not only unecessary, it is harmful. The myth that women need to douch was spread by companies so that they could make money off of women feeling inadequate. Douching destroy the delicate balance of the pussy...it destroys the natural cleaning juices and the good bacteria so that yeast and bad bacteria can grow.

Vaginas are like some ovens...they are self cleaning.

Basically, I just wash mine out with soap and water just like I do my armpits.


I never new this. Calling somebody a douchebag is now doubly worse.

[GetYourWarOn]

beavers eat wood.

rofl. this was funny in the 3rd grade and it's funny today.

[QueenAdrock]

I seriously thought they were all self-cleaning. That's sorta gross that it doesn't work that way for everyone.

[HEIRESS]

I just give it some splish splash action when Im going to town shaving down thurrr