Signatures I hate

[Pres Zount]

These are just a small collection of sigs I dislike. Don't take offence unless you really, really think that I want to offend you - because I probably do. But I don't.



"Are you there God? It's me, Dewie... just thought I'd let you know that I've had a couple too many, so please don't judge what i do between now and 24 hrs later... you understand, right? And how come you never call? Well, see ya later...BEEEEEEP"

"assassin? that sounds so exotic... i was just a murderer."

"My chrome is shining just like an icicle. I ride around town on my lowrider bicycle."

"So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why doesn't somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?"
~Harriet Beecher Stowe"

"Anything worth doing turned out to be a girl thing. (David Sedaris)
help WWOZ rebuild
Department of Peace
Ah yo, beastieboy.com for real. (I_wear_manties)"

"The lotus root may be severed,but its fibered threads are still connected."

"Tzar" (picture of Jim carey link)

"Thats using your ass"

"Ratio tile, the wish power are together with you."

"...people said his brain was infected with devils...
Qdrop HipHop Mix"

"-GO BOOFDA!-
...*vodka girl* and associates..."


If you are not on the list; don't worry! It is work in progress. Feel free to add your own, you may even have a bad signature yourself.

[Pres Zount]

"why does my floor look like someone wiped their ass on it? "

[Bob]

ooh

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, your signature is really fucking great.

[zorra_chiflada]

its morse code.

[zorra_chiflada]

my signature is crap. i'm not ashamed

[Matt]

my signature is quite awesome.

[zorra_chiflada]

minton and tpk have pretty bad sigs. we can get to beastieboys.com just by clicking that thing up the top that says "back to beastieboys.com"
yep. that's right

[zorra_chiflada]

i hope i don't get in trouble for saying that.

[synch]

... you went there...

[tracky]

i've never had a signature, but if i did you could bet it wouldn't suck. i've never even take notice of people's sigs until they're pointed out in threads like this

[Tzar]

hahahaha i knew my one would be said.

and do i care... not at all. just don't click on it, you sack.

edit: and MIRC convo's in sigs are so much better?

[Randetica]

i love my personality

[King of Rock $]

The qdrop one is horrible

[alexandra]

i liked Turd's old signature.

and i just sigh whenever i read Padster's.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Mine hasn't changed since i came here.

Well except for the quote, that changes each time somebody types some spanglish/frenglish

[ericlee]

you know you can't touch mine.

[na§tee]

i was all against sigs back in the day. waste of space. looks a lot neater without.
but when freakin' mike d shouts you out for what you are wearing in the middle of the gig you gotta immortalise it!

[Lex Diamonds]

and i just sigh whenever i read Padster's.
Yeah the ladies love me.

[BGirl]

"Anything worth doing turned out to be a girl thing. (David Sedaris)
help WWOZ rebuild
Department of Peace
Ah yo, beastieboy.com for real. (I_wear_manties)"
too bad. would


live and let live


be an improvement?

;)

[b-grrrlie]

YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO EVEN KNOW WHAT MINE IS! Stupid rip-off Aussie, you're not even a real one!
I know Morse code...


and I like my sig, it's always been my guideline

[Randetica]

there i changed mine

[fucktopgirl]

Mine hasn't changed since i came here.

Well except for the quote, that changes each time somebody types some spanglish/frenglish


hehe,nobody can beat me at that:D

[Chicka B]

Mines gay, I know it, but I was just gonna have nothing there. So hey, why not?

[King of Rock $]

The red button thing starts over after some time, that displeases me.

[venusvenus123]

i have the view sigs option turned off. works a treat.

[Documad]

i have the view sigs option turned off. works a treat.
I did that for about six months when some asshole had something that really bugged me.

[jennyb]

I think zount should put a link to this pompous thread in his signature.:p

[na§tee]

i have the view sigs option turned off. works a treat.
oooh! i had no idea this existed. i might try it.
i know i have one and it's contradictory but fuckit. it's a badge of honour!

[paul jones]

I've got 3 signatures off Devo except for Mark Mothersbaugh and Jerry Casale

[roosta]

haha....you hate peoples signatures....

[hardnox71]

My old one was 'Or does it explode?' It is the last line in the poem Montage of a Dream Deferred by Langston Hughes.

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?
Or does it fester like a sore and then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or does it crust and sugar over like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

When I read the clever commentary by cmute I had to make the switch. The mental image I get of Fester sticking a lightbulb in his ass cracks me up.

[Farrah]

My sig is soo out of date. lol

[yeahwho]

Thanks for noticing. (y)

[CrankItUp!]

I love my Beastie Boys sig. because I have worked in the bicycle industry since the young age of 16 (1986) when Licensed To Ill was released 20 years ago - ya little shithead fucker.

[ericlee]

I love my Beastie Boys sig. because I have worked in the bicycle industry since the young age of 16 (1986) when Licensed To Ill was released 20 years ago - ya little shithead fucker.

but it's from CYH released in 1992.

[CrankItUp!]

uh..no shit. :cool:

[The Notorious LOL]

so whats the point in referencing 1986 in your post?

[CrankItUp!]

My intent was so to let you people (who don't know) that I've been doing what I do ( in the bicycle industry) since '86 at the age of 16 - during the exact time of the Licensed To Ill era = 20 years ago...that's what. (y)

[The Notorious LOL]

iight then(y)

[vickista]

my signature is crap. i'm not ashamed

ditto, my signiture may be shit, but its mine and i like it.:) (y)

[Pres Zount]

ditto, my signiture may be shit, but its mine and i like it.:) (y)

That's exactly the kind of attitude I'm after.

[jabumbo]

zorra hasn't said anything worth me quoting for a while...

[hitmonlee]

mine is the best as it is from a regurgitator song

[Rancid_Beasties]

mine is the best as it is from a regurgitator song
Didnt notice that (y)

[BGirl]

I like my signature...it has meaning. People often only recognize the beauty of the young...when are people going to wake up and realize that wisdom and experience is a beautiful thing?

I like your signature too. I noticed it recently and thought, "Nice." (y)


I figured my signature probably bothered someone (for whatever reason) but had always been pleased that nobody was gauche enough to say anything. If'n you don't like it, be a dear and scroll on by!

[Pres Zount]

"I don't Rock N Roll.... I Hip N Hop!!



so this is what i've got to say to you all, be true to yourself and you will never fall - Mike D on "Pass the Mic"

We got money 4 wars but can't feed the poor? - Tupac Shakur

Island Def Jam "

[marsdaddy]

...had always been pleased that nobody was gauche enough to say anything.Oh no you didn't!

[Jmoney77]

sorry

[BGirl]

Oh no you didn't!
hahaha :o

yeah, I guess I'm no better... calling someone out for being gauche is just as rude as the original offense

I'm afraid this board can bring out the worst in me sometimes :(

[befsquire]

i'm honored that i'm the #2 sig that you hate. i'd like to thank the iceman, richard kuklinski, for saying it and having a charming smile on his face while doing so.

i was thinking of using another of his statements, but it requires context. the iceman was a mafia hitman, and he killed one person with a needle at a club. the interviewer asked him "what was in it. the needle?" he said: "what was in the needle? in his case, a heart attack."

i still often think fondly of my prior sig, which was "in god we trust. all others, we run through ncic." don't know who said it, and of course knowing what ncic is sort of necessary to not totally hating it.

[HEIRESS]

"why does my floor look like someone wiped their ass on it? "

mine rules
why?
because that is a direct quote courtesy of my own wonderfully radical mother

[avignon]

Showing off my new and hate-worthy signature.
/strut

[Pres Zount]

naw.

Nobody has said anything about my sig yet:confused:

it sucks arse

[Pres Zount]

"yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggy Small !!



BIGGIE-BIGGIE-BIGGIE CAN'T YOU SEE, SOMETIMES YOUR WORDS JUST HYPNOTIZE ME... & I JUST LOVE YOUR FLASHY WAYS... GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY BROKE & YOUR SO PAID $$"

[Pres Zount]

oh shit I made 1000 posts.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha! sucked in! LOOOOSSEEERR

[yeahwho]

Boy that's really using your ass.

[Echewta]

Get over it.

[Loppfessor]

My sig makes ME smile and that's all that matters

[Bob]

is "that's using your ass" from futurama? if it is then i love it

[Echewta]

Who are you talking to? The dude who started this thread, the people who are pissed about it or what?

Pres Zount but now you.