This grossy just sent me a myspace message

[DandyFop]

This guy (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=45651655&MyToken=7aa4f3ed-cd7e-411c-b602-5fd176af87f6)

(or here's (http://myspace-681.vo.llnwd.net/00614/18/61/614551681_l.jpg) his pics (http://myspace-262.vo.llnwd.net/00614/26/20/614550262_l.jpg) if you're not on myspace)
His message said:

Brabs -

how is your day going.

I replied:

Fine.

I hope your profile pics are a joke. Cause that's just frightening.

He wrote back:

why is it a joke then.





What should i respond with?

[alexandra]

http://why%20is%20it%20a%20joke%20then./?

[roosta]

FIX YO LINKS WOMAN!

[DandyFop]

Fixed lollll

[roosta]

YOU IZ STUPID WOMAN! YOU STILL FORGOT THE H IN HTTP!

YOU MAKE MOCKERY OF THE INTERNET!

[DandyFop]

Roosta :(

OKAY IT REALLY WORKS NOW I PROMISE

[alexandra]

damnit Dandy.

and i also have to be a member?

fuck it.

[roosta]

by the way...my answer to your dilema is:

Do not respond! Lock your doors! Close your windows! And pray! PRAY TO JESUS!

[DandyFop]

Can you look at this (http://myspace-681.vo.llnwd.net/00614/18/61/614551681_l.jpg) without being a member?

[alexandra]

^ yeah DON'T RESPOND.

[DandyFop]

this (http://myspace-262.vo.llnwd.net/00614/26/20/614550262_l.jpg) is his only other pic.

*shudder*


No, I want to respond with something funny and mean or something. Hmmm.

[roosta]

ask him how far spread the disease is and how long does he have to live

[DandyFop]

I should photoshop a weird face onto his creepy body and send it back to him

[wanton wench]

give us the link to his myspace and we'll all send him nasty messages with gross pic. (y)

[venusvenus123]

just block him!

[DandyFop]

Sigh.

It's not that I'm freaked out. i just think he's weird/fun to laugh at.

[Nuzzolese]

It's so insulting when someone posts a link, and it's the kind of thing where you have to be a member to see it, or you have to have an updated version of something or download something just to see it. It's like a rich person asking you where you "summer" or asking which club you belong to, asking you how your portfolio is doing, or even recommending you try the crab dip at Chez $$$$$$ for your next dinner out. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind...for my next yacht club social.


Last night I was waiting for yoga class to empty out the multipurpose room at the rec center so we could do capoeira. Our class is so small, we're getting kicked out of the park district's facilities for low attendance. Meanwhile we always have to wait for the packed yoga class to clean up their candles and shit and get out. On the way out, the yoga instructor cheerfully suggested that we have class outside because it was so nice out, and it might attract more members. yeah thanks, pretzel cunt.

[Bob]

...pretzel cunt?

[beastiegirrl101]

...pretzel cunt?

yogi's do it best.

[wanton wench]

twisted sister :D teeheehee

[venusvenus123]

It's so insulting when someone posts a link, and it's the kind of thing where you have to be a member to see it, or you have to have an updated version of something or download something just to see it. It's like a rich person asking you where you "summer" or asking which club you belong to, asking you how your portfolio is doing, or even recommending you try the crab dip at Chez $$$$$$ for your next dinner out. Thanks. I'll keep that in mind...for my next yacht club social.


Last night I was waiting for yoga class to empty out the multipurpose room at the rec center so we could do capoeira. Our class is so small, we're getting kicked out of the park district's facilities for low attendance. Meanwhile we always have to wait for the packed yoga class to clean up their candles and shit and get out. On the way out, the yoga instructor cheerfully suggested that we have class outside because it was so nice out, and it might attract more members. yeah thanks, pretzel cunt.
:D...in other unrelated news, i planted a shrub in the rain today. my trousers got very muddy. and then the mud got all over our kitchen floor. then i had a cup of tea.

pretzel cunt. heh.

[DIGI]

Can you look at this (http://myspace-681.vo.llnwd.net/00614/18/61/614551681_l.jpg) without being a member?


HOLY MOLE-Y!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nuzzolese]

:D...in other unrelated news, i planted a shrub in the rain today. my trousers got very muddy. and then the mud got all over our kitchen floor. then i had a cup of tea.

pretzel cunt. heh.

tea rounds everything out nicely. If only there was a way to keep a pot of it warm for a few hours, like coffee pots do. A teapot warmer. That's what I need!

[marsdaddy]

I say you make fun of him until he stalks you, then have him arrested for drinking 15% beer on Tuesdays.

[bigblu89]

Judging by his friends list, it looks like he just trolls around looking for chicks to add to his friends list.

I'd consider myself flattered if I were you.

[bigblu89]

Judging by his friends list, it looks like he just trolls around looking for chicks to add to his friends list.

I'd consider myself flattered if I were you.

[burbboi]

Find out were he lives and firebomb his house.

[ASsman]

Yeah, he's probably wanking to you now. Consider yourself hand picked.

[ToucanSpam]

Ummmmmmm


just be like, I think they are bad pictures. Don't elaborate as to why, just say youre busy and goodbye.

[DIGI]

Be all "What the fuck am I supposed to do with these pictures, nigga!?!?! Connect the ma fukkin dots!?!?!?!"

[Nuzzolese]

Pretend like you think he's hot. Urge him to reveal more. Continue to act like you're more and more attracted to him. Then finally once you have all you can stand, tell him you've made a picture of your own that will show him just how hot you think he is, and what he does to you. Send him a cruelly photoshoped collage of his images. Something with lipstick and gerbils, I don't know... that kind of detailed perversion is your department.

[Nuzzolese]

:D...in other unrelated news, i planted a shrub in the rain today. my trousers got very muddy. and then the mud got all over our kitchen floor. then i had a cup of tea.



Hey, wait a sechondnow! What I said was related. It's all about people having fun you can't have because you're not allowed, and them trying to talk to you about it and rubbing it in your face. Like the myspace pictures we can't see because we're not members.

[Bob]

(or here's (http://myspace-681.vo.llnwd.net/00614/18/61/614551681_l.jpg) his pics (http://myspace-262.vo.llnwd.net/00614/26/20/614550262_l.jpg) if you're not on myspace)

aren't you on myspace anyway? i thought you were

[venusvenus123]

tea rounds everything out nicely. If only there was a way to keep a pot of it warm for a few hours, like coffee pots do. A teapot warmer. That's what I need!
you know, i'd like to think you're an american who knows how to make a cup of tea. i once went round to this (american) lady's house and she offered to make me tea. she heated the water in her coffee percolator. yes, the tea tasted somewhat of coffee.


Hey, wait a sechondnow! What I said was related.

yeah, i got the first bit... but the yoga class?? c'mon, that's stretching it. i went to a yoga class this morning. about an hour after i woke up. that was interesting.
aren't you impressed by my dedication to horticulture... planting things in the rain?

[marsdaddy]

... but the yoga class?? c'mon, that's stretching it.Ha!

You don't see the membership vs. non-membership and the yoga class vs. capoeria connection?

[venusvenus123]

Ha!

You don't see the membership vs. non-membership and the yoga class vs. capoeria connection?
ha!

i don't know what capoeira is. i just read her post very quickly and thought it was totally unrelated.

[b-grrrlie]

If I get messages from people I don't know on My Space I just ignore them. Some people keep coming back, begging to be my friends, but noooo, only the ones I know I accept (so please feel special yous guys!). I can't keep answering them all friend requests, I get some many band requests as well "Please listen to us as you seem to like them and these..." Fuck I'd be there 24/7 if I went through all of them! And all the work offers! They go into spam box straight away.

[HotAndWet]

haha eew that guy has moles!

Oh yeah recently a former co worker of mine messaged me, you should see this winner, I'll have to post his profile, etc. He's at least 50, and was previously in prison for accidentally killing someone while drunk driving. Yeah.
He's pretty sexy. He says in his profile how he likes to take sexy photos of women and his friends list is all soft porn ladies.

Oh, here you go,

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=45784542

[DandyFop]

Pretend like you think he's hot. Urge him to reveal more. Continue to act like you're more and more attracted to him. Then finally once you have all you can stand, tell him you've made a picture of your own that will show him just how hot you think he is, and what he does to you. Send him a cruelly photoshoped collage of his images. Something with lipstick and gerbils, I don't know... that kind of detailed perversion is your department.

This is just the kind of answer I was looking for! Nuzz for the three!

Except that requires more effort than I'm willing to put in.

Some people at my work were like OMG YOU'RE ON MYSPACE, LOL, and I was just thinking....please...no. I've never hung out with any of them outside of work and I've been there for 9 months. I don't need to be internet friends with them.

[jabumbo]

tea rounds everything out nicely. If only there was a way to keep a pot of it warm for a few hours, like coffee pots do. A teapot warmer. That's what I need!


umm..? (http://www.customcozies.com/SmallCC.html)

[cosmo105]

nuzz deleted her myspace because she's a big fat fag


:(

[DandyFop]

Bah! Sometimes I can't tell who deleted theirs. Nuzz :(

[cosmo105]

all my "omg you are so pretty!" comments...gone! DAMNIT I NEED THOSE! they're my daily affirmations!!

[Nuzzolese]

I'm sorry! I decided it was childish, and it was causing problems in my personal life, and I'm a big fat fag. :o

[Randetica]

for some reason more guys wanted to cyber with me when i had no picture online
lolozz..

[Nuzzolese]

you know, i'd like to think you're an american who knows how to make a cup of tea. i once went round to this (american) lady's house and she offered to make me tea. she heated the water in her coffee percolator. yes, the tea tasted somewhat of coffee.




yeah, i got the first bit... but the yoga class?? c'mon, that's stretching it. i went to a yoga class this morning. about an hour after i woke up. that was interesting.
aren't you impressed by my dedication to horticulture... planting things in the rain?

Making tea is so much easier than making coffee. But it's usually herbal. When you say you have tea, is it usually black tea or do you have various herbals like me? Nice dedication to wet horticulture, I was just going to say that. Yoga class..."stretching it"...ha! No see the yoga instructor was all superior to us because her class is packed and she tries to offer suggestions on how our class can be like hers and it's just not welcome because we're bitter. Capoeira is a brazilian/afrian game of dance fighting. We wear all white and play crude instruments. But this is getting Dandy nowhere.

What's wrong with his moles? You people are oddly picky. He has a dragonfly tattoo, that's much worse than a few moles.

Send him a link to this thread. It would be hilarious if he joined just to make comments here. Do it!

[Randetica]

what is this topic about? free cuba?

[iceygirl]

Some people at my work were like OMG YOU'RE ON MYSPACE, LOL, and I was just thinking....please...no. I've never hung out with any of them outside of work and I've been there for 9 months. I don't need to be internet friends with them.


doesnt sound like they want to be internet friends with you, more like they amusement that the just discovered that they work with an internet nerd that gets off having phonesex with strangers from a internet website.

its funny because its true.

[Freebasser]

You could simply say "no thanks" and stop being an immature fucker instead of devising put-downs that will make him feel shit about himself.

So what if he only messages women and has... unusual pictures? Just ignore it.

[Funky Pepp]

Tell him: "Welcome to dumpsville. Population:YOU!"
I hope no one suggested that allready. If so - sorry!

Be all "What the fuck am I supposed to do with these pictures, nigga!?!?! Connect the ma fukkin dots!?!?!?!"
Hihihi, that's a great idea, too. Disgusting :D

[DroppinScience]

Yeah, I dig the Tears for Fears song as well, but I'm mortified to look at his page.

And why does he have 150+ friends of skanky girls? Why do the skanky girls accept his friend requests? WHY?

P.S. - Oh man, I just realized he lives in your area, too. I'd keep an eye out for a dragon-fly tattoo, if I were you...

[DIGI]

You could simply say "no thanks" and stop being an immature fucker instead of devising put-downs that will make him feel shit about himself.

So what if he only messages women and has... unusual pictures? Just ignore it.


Dude, you need to take care of some of those moles.