Rancid don't click it!

[Pres Zount]

It's a big black shiny car. (http://www.musicportal.com/mpimages/shannonnollpic.jpg) :(

[Pres Zount]

Oh shit, Alf's in prison.

Am I right guys?

[zorra_chiflada]

poor alf. he's in the clink. they should be playing "hard knock life" whenever he comes on.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Hahaha (y)

Cyyyyyyaaaaaaairaghmon Aussie C'mon C'mon.

[Kid Presentable]

It's Alf to the Stewart, Summer to the Bay,
Locked up with Flamin Homos, They put me away.
Now I watch my back, before I have a wank,
Think sweet thoughts of Ailsa while I polish me shank.
To all you flamin mongrels, you know who you are,
You owe me twenty cents, I'll find you at the bar.
My Ray Meagher flow will give gallahs the bash,
It's a dream come true, like walkin in on Tash;
"Strewth love, I didn't see you in the shower!"
"Mister Stewart, you've been there for at least half an hour!"
Stone the crows love, a codgers got to make a livin,
This life's like the corner shop: no flamin credit given.

What was that darl?

[zorra_chiflada]

It's Alf to the Stewart, Summer to the Bay,
Locked up with Flamin Homos, They put me away.
Now I watch my back, before I have a wank,
Think sweet thoughts of Ailsa while I polish me shank.
To all you flamin mongrels, you know who you are,
You owe me twenty cents, I'll find you at the bar.
My Ray Meagher flow will give gallahs the bash,
It's a dream come true, like walkin in on Tash;
"Strewth love, I didn't see you in the shower!"
"Mister Stewart, you've been there for at least half an hour!"
Stone the crows love, a codgers got to make a livin,
This life's like the corner shop: no flamin credit given.

What was that darl?


seriously. this is the best thing ever. in the world. no-one can do better than this.

[Rancid_Beasties]

It's Alf to the Stewart, Summer to the Bay,
Locked up with Flamin Homos, They put me away.
Now I watch my back, before I have a wank,
Think sweet thoughts of Ailsa while I polish me shank.
To all you flamin mongrels, you know who you are,
You owe me twenty cents, I'll find you at the bar.
My Ray Meagher flow will give gallahs the bash,
It's a dream come true, like walkin in on Tash;
"Strewth love, I didn't see you in the shower!"
"Mister Stewart, you've been there for at least half an hour!"
Stone the crows love, a codgers got to make a livin,
This life's like the corner shop: no flamin credit given.

What was that darl?
HOW?

HOW DID YOU...

BUT THE...

GODDAMN IT

Genius (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

seriously, non-australians will never get to appreciate the mastery of this creation.
seriously
i'm in fucking awe

[Kid Presentable]

seriously, non-australians will never get to appreciate the mastery of this creation.
seriously
i'm in fucking awe
Lol. You're a nutter.

[tracky]

At the risk of being completely alienated by all the aussies here... Never watched Home & Away. I was more of a neighbours kid but even that's way back in the past now

[Rancid_Beasties]

I watch neighbours more too, but you should at least know enough about Alf from pop culture to find it fucken hillarious!

[Pres Zount]

This thread has to keep going now. That was flamin great.

PS Rancid; YOU GOT NOLLED.

[vickista]

It's Alf to the Stewart, Summer to the Bay,
Locked up with Flamin Homos, They put me away.
Now I watch my back, before I have a wank,
Think sweet thoughts of Ailsa while I polish me shank.
To all you flamin mongrels, you know who you are,
You owe me twenty cents, I'll find you at the bar.
My Ray Meagher flow will give gallahs the bash,
It's a dream come true, like walkin in on Tash;
"Strewth love, I didn't see you in the shower!"
"Mister Stewart, you've been there for at least half an hour!"
Stone the crows love, a codgers got to make a livin,
This life's like the corner shop: no flamin credit given.

What was that darl?




u are a legend, that shld be the fuckin theme song to home and away! i was born into the era of home and away were somebody dies every second episode, but i can still appreciate a good Alf send up, that was sweet.

[Kid Presentable]

They look like male netballers in them greens.

[Lyman Zerga]

im just a jealous guy

[Ally Al]

Alf stewart single handedly introduced the terms drongo and you big gallah (sp?) into the english language, least in the uk anyways. he will always have my respect for that. i miss lance and martin