Flipper Pie

[HEIRESS]

Flipper Pie (http://recipes.chef2chef.net/recipe-archive/25/137570.shtml)

:/

Im never living out east

[Freebasser]

I'll stick to the brain and kidney pie, thankyou.

[sab0tage]

I'm no seal expert but surely if they made the recipe a third smaller they'd only need to kill one seal?

.......how many flippers do seals have?

[Freebasser]

These are mutant seals!

[sab0tage]

....with only one flipper so they have to use three

[Freebasser]

One flipper... on their faces!

[sab0tage]

so they can swim backwards slowly to parallel park

[Freebasser]

and enter "Miss Flipper On Her Face 2006" and possibly win.

[sab0tage]

also useful for slapping turds/tampons/condoms out of the way whilst swimming

[Freebasser]

and...

um...

*out of ideas*