Don't trust him!

[Nuzzolese]

I don't trust people who:



combine ostentaciously expensive accessories with casual clothes
are men and have ponytails
refer to their breasts as 'the girls'
work in fashionable retail clothing stores
enjoy Cher's music
were child actors
own large vans or trucks not used primarily for a business
love manga/anime
appear to know, and reveal to me, personal details of people I've only briefly met
are heavily involved in theater (they could be acting all the time!)
dye their hair in chunks
have fake nails
smoke cloves

[beastiegirrl101]

I agree with all of them except for number one because I do that all the time.

[Freebasser]

I always refer to my manboobs as Sonny and Cher. That kinda violates two of your laws.

Sorry, Nuzz :/

[Kid Presentable]

I don't trust people who are nice. I figure it's a cover for some ulterior malevolence, or they're just being ironical.

[Nuzzolese]

I don't trust Sting, or David Copperfield.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't trust Beyonce. Affectations, yeah?

*Shifts glance toward, then away from the camera, Bares teeth*

[Nuzzolese]

I don't trust jewelers or Red Cross nurses.

[beastiegirrl101]

I dont trust insurance agents.

[ericlee]

I always refer to my manboobs as Sonny and Cher. That kinda violates two of your laws.

Sorry, Nuzz :/

I've always thought of you moobs as being more like Rosanne and Arnold:o

[Nuzzolese]

I don't trust Best Buy, the store or its employees.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't trust gas station attendants who handle transactions involving pornography. Who knows what they call you when you're in the car?

[beastiegirrl101]

I dont trust anyone who listens to REM

[Freebasser]

I don't trust ericlee :(

[Sarky Devotchka]

I don't trust cab drivers that honk at you when you're walking on the opposite side of the street and obviously not looking for a cab.

[mickill]

I don't trust people who:



combine ostentaciously expensive accessories with casual clothes.....most of my accessories are more expensive than my clothes.
are men and have ponytails.........I agree. Ponytails on men are like sideburns on women!
refer to their breasts as 'the girls'.........I call them jugs. If I'm feeling particularly fresh, I'll tell a lady she looks like she's hiding a couple of ewoks under her blouse.
work in fashionable retail clothing stores.....used to!
enjoy Cher's music.......I don't think Cher's had a decent song since Nixon was in office
were child actors....no comment
own large vans or trucks not used primarily for a business.....I generally hate most people who drive trucks. I have nothing against vans drivers, though.
love manga/anime.....I hate that crap!
appear to know, and reveal to me, personal details of people I've only briefly met......I know exactly what you mean. It's like, I barely care about YOUR life, why would I care about your friend's?!
are heavily involved in theater (they could be acting all the time!)....YES! DIE!
dye their hair in chunks......yeah, wtf!
have fake nails......Echewta!
smoke cloves......I have no idea what you're referring to!


I also don't trust people that don't blink when they talk to you. And people that lean forward when they talk to you. And people with limp handshakes.

And bus drivers.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't trust YOU

[beastieangel01]

I don't trust people who:



are men and have ponytails
enjoy Cher's music
own large vans or trucks not used primarily for a business
love manga/anime


yes. Especially the trucks one. You see a TON of that in San Diego. Ugh.

[abcdefz]

I don't trust funds, baby.

[TurdBerglar]

im a limp handshaker. i don't like touching people

[Kid Presentable]

im a limp handshaker. i don't like touching people
You probably speak effeminately (so there, cmute!).

[Echewta]

I dont trust rabbits or hares.

[TurdBerglar]

You probably speak effeminately (so there, cmute!).



not at all

[Planetary]

men with beards

people with forename's for surnames (e.g. dan ross, phil neville)

hippies

[cosmo105]

i don't trust people that regularly go to tanning salons.


i don't trust people that didn't need braces.


i don't trust chicks that wear huge hoop earrings.

[Sarky Devotchka]

gah, I hate limp handshakers! my new landlord had a limp handshake when I met him. I usually go for a firm, yet gentle, grasp. then one quick pump, and release.

but when there's a limp fish on the other end, it's totally creepy. I told my roommates about the handshake and that he seems like a pussy. which is good I guess. not for him as a man, but as my landlord. my landlord now is a lawyer and about 5'4", 5'5" when he wears his heeled dress shoes. he's an over-confident douchebag.

[Kid Presentable]

not at all
What do you mean, ma'am?

[burbboi]

I don't trust Toronto Maple Leafs fans

[cosmo105]

I usually go for a firm, yet gentle, grasp. then one quick pump, and release.
i bet you do. :cool:

i don't trust people that seem genuinely interested in how i'm doing when they don't know me. sure, they're just being courteous, but i don't give a crap how they are, so it creeps me out when they want to know how my chemistry studying's going.

[Bob]

i don't trust the noid, and generally avoid him

[ericlee]

yeah, that pesky noid. I'll never trust Hamburglar either, robble robble this motherfucker.

[Nuzzolese]

I also don't trust people that don't blink when they talk to you. And people that lean forward when they talk to you. And people with limp handshakes.

And bus drivers.

As for the accessories thing, I know that shoes and jewelry are expensive but I mean to heavily emphasize the OSTENTATIOUS aspect and that is what I don't trust. I was thinking of women in sweatsuits wearing lots of chunky jewels and rings; or women in cutoffs and rubber sandals, carrying a big Louis Vuitton bag and wearing glossy gucci sunglasses.

Conversely, I am quite trustworthy, if not admiring, of people who wear expensive clothes and carry their stuff in a plastic bag. It's crazy!

And as for people who work in fashionable retail stores, I'm sure they're trustworthy in their private lives but while I'm shopping I don't trust their assistance. I think they're being fake to sell me things. Or any kindess they show me is totally fake because they'll trash me as soon as I leave.

[Sarky Devotchka]

As for the accessories thing, I know that shoes and jewelry are expensive but I mean to heavily emphasize the OSTENTATIOUS aspect and that is what I don't trust. I was thinking of women in sweatsuits wearing lots of chunky jewels and rings; or women in cutoffs and rubber sandals, carrying a big Louis Vuitton bag and wearing glossy gucci sunglasses.

Conversely, I am quite trustworthy, if not admiring, of people who wear expensive clothes and carry their stuff in a plastic bag. It's crazy!

And as for people who work in fashionable retail stores, I'm sure they're trustworthy in their private lives but while I'm shopping I don't trust their assistance. I think they're being fake to sell me things. Or any kindess they show me is totally fake because they'll trash me as soon as I leave.

ugh, there's this store by my house where they have some pretty cool clothes and usually they're not very pushy, but there's one woman who is definitely trying to sell. it's annoying. once cort was trying on this dress which was too tight in the bust, but the lady was like, "oh, I don't know, here try this white belt with it" and I was like, "um, it's too tight in the top" and she was pulling on it and trying to make it look better. so then I go, "as your stylist, I advise against it" and the lady kind of backed off. I mean, it was too tight! no amount of pulling is going to help that!

[cosmo105]

BUT A BELT WILL!

i also don't trust people that open chapstick/lotion/any cosmetic product before they buy it and TRY IT OUT - even if they plan on buying it anyway. that shit just gets me in the gullet.

[ericlee]

Just people who cheat on their spouse. Three things that I've been brought up to hate which is lie cheat and steal. If they cheat on them then they're all 3 of those combined.

It might not be my business but, if they betray someone who they've dedicated their life to then it's almost definite they can't be honest to me and I've really got no time or patience for people like that.

[voltanapricot]

men with beards

people with forename's for surnames (e.g. dan ross, phil neville)

hippies
My cousin is called Richard Richards. I don't think his parents should ever be trusted to be sat alone with the birth registrar like ever.

I don't trust people that don't introduce themselves first but wait for somebody to intorduce them for them. What are they hiding?

I don't trust what my peers say. I'm unsure why this is.

[voltanapricot]

And as for people who work in fashionable retail stores, I'm sure they're trustworthy in their private lives but while I'm shopping I don't trust their assistance. I think they're being fake to sell me things. Or any kindess they show me is totally fake because they'll trash me as soon as I leave.
I personally find it quite touching when somebody calls for assistance because I like to be seen as approachable and trustworthy. I'm a bit of a soppy twat though. The only people I've ever trashed are leather-skinned forty somethings brandishing a celebrity gossip magazine asking if we stock the cute waistcoat donned by the skinny blonde from that soap opera.

[mickill]

As for the accessories thing, I know that shoes and jewelry are expensive but I mean to heavily emphasize the OSTENTATIOUS aspect and that is what I don't trust. I was thinking of women in sweatsuits wearing lots of chunky jewels and rings; or women in cutoffs and rubber sandals, carrying a big Louis Vuitton bag and wearing glossy gucci sunglasses.

Conversely, I am quite trustworthy, if not admiring, of people who wear expensive clothes and carry their stuff in a plastic bag. It's crazy!


Nah baby, it's the other way around. If your gear is generally meh but you manage to complement it with some quality accessories, you appear comfortable with yourself. Like you could buy some nicer clothes, but you just feel like wearing cheap crap. If you're wearing a bunch of designer clothes with some Sears brand shoes and a Timex, you just look like you took out a loan to splurge on some labels and ran out of cash before you could properly accessorize. It's like furnishing your Park Ave penthouse with nothing but Ikea crap. It's like putting No Fear stickers or stick-on chrome fenders on your Carrera GT. It's like drinking Veuve Clicquot out of tumblers. It it it's, you know.

[beastiegirrl101]

Nah baby, it's the other way around. If your gear is generally meh but you manage to complement it with some quality accessories, you appear comfortable with yourself. Like you could buy some nicer clothes, but you just feel like wearing cheap crap. If you're wearing a bunch of designer clothes with some Sears brand shoes and a Timex, you just look like you took out a loan to splurge on some labels and ran out of cash before you could properly accessorize. It's like furnishing your Park Ave penthouse with nothing but Ikea crap. It's like putting No Fear stickers or stick-on chrome fenders on your Carrera GT. It's like drinking Veuve Clicquot out of tumblers. It it it's, you know.

bff <3 <3 <3

[Echewta]

I dont trust monkeys with backpacks and large nipples.

[abcdefz]

Just people who cheat on their spouse. Three things that I've been brought up to hate which is lie cheat and steal. If they cheat on them then they're all 3 of those combined.

It might not be my business but, if they betray someone who they've dedicated their life to then it's almost definite they can't be honest to me and I've really got no time or patience for people like that.



...why anyone would want to hitch up with someone who's already hitched (and vice versa) is beyond me. I mean, which person can ever fully trust the other one, if they're willing to do that? It just blows me away.

[beastiegirrl101]

I dont trust men OR women that give the "girl" hand shake. (you know where they give you just your their fingers and your palms dont touch) I want to shake hands the manly way. . . so dont give me that limp wrist stuffs.

[mickill]

I strike a fine balance between the two by accompanying my firm and manly handshakes with air kisses.

[Nuzzolese]

Nah baby, it's the other way around. If your gear is generally meh but you manage to complement it with some quality accessories, you appear comfortable with yourself. Like you could buy some nicer clothes, but you just feel like wearing cheap crap. If you're wearing a bunch of designer clothes with some Sears brand shoes and a Timex, you just look like you took out a loan to splurge on some labels and ran out of cash before you could properly accessorize. It's like furnishing your Park Ave penthouse with nothing but Ikea crap. It's like putting No Fear stickers or stick-on chrome fenders on your Carrera GT. It's like drinking Veuve Clicquot out of tumblers. It it it's, you know.

The flashy accessories are just showing off! Flashy accessories are obnoxious to me on their own, but when the person's whole outfit is clearly pricey, at least it goes. But Britney spears in her ratty clothes and Gucci purse looks lazy and rich. Lazy and Rich! I don't trust it!

[mickill]

The flashy accessories are just showing off! Flashy accessories are obnoxious to me on their own, but when the person's whole outfit is clearly pricey, at least it goes. But Britney spears in her ratty clothes and Gucci purse looks lazy and rich. Lazy and Rich! I don't trust it!
Obviously if they could do both that would be much better! But we're trying to decide between the lesser of two evils here! And I still say what good is it to have a luxury vehicle if you're just gonna fill it with 87 octane fuel dammit?!! I don't trust that!

[Nuzzolese]

Obviously if they could do both that would be much better! But we're trying to decide between the lesser of two evils here! And I still say what good is it to have a luxury vehicle if you're just gonna fill it with 87 octane fuel dammit?!! I don't trust that!

No we are not trying to decide, I'm saying they should be close in range as far as dressiness to casualness. Even someone wearing an expensive sweatsuit with diamonds and pearls on looks bad to me. It's someone showing off how rich and lazy they are, or like they don't know the value of a dollar because they think as long as it's expensive, it's fancy. Or they have so much money that they throw it around on accessories that they carry around to get their oil changed or grocery shopping. It looks like they don't value their money so they spend it on show-offy little things when then don't even bother to even put a decent outfit together.

[mickill]

Oh, I see what you're saying. I saw this lady recently who had on a velour sweatsuit with a big ass Chanel logo on the back, carrying a Vuitton purse and some big white Saint Laurent glasses. She had an ipod, too.

Which reminds me, I hate when people mix and match Adidas tracksuits. Like how do navy blue top with white stripes and black bottoms with yellow stripes go together?

[DIGI]

Women with adam's apples.

[CrankItUp!]

Women with adam's apples.
..your mom ? (lb)

[zorra_chiflada]

You probably speak effeminately (so there, cmute!).

no, he sounds black and congested. true story.

[Echewta]

I don't trust people who hum "A Dios Le Pido."

[hpdrifter]

i don't trust people that didn't need braces.


i don't trust chicks that wear huge hoop earrings.

You were right not to trust me, I've been plotting your doom since July of '04!

[Nuzzolese]

I don't trust Pittsburgh.

[DIGI]

..your mom ? (lb)


So I'm at the grocery store the other day and CrankItUp, his brother, and his not-so-attractive mother are in the checkout line behind me. I take a look back and ask his mom if her kids are twins. "No, they're 3 years apart." I finish checking out and take another long look. "Are you sure you're children aren't twins?" I ask. "No, I told you that they're three years apart and they don't really even look similar. Why are you having such a hard time believing me?" she says. I reply "It's not that I don't believe that your children are twins. It's moreso that I can't believe you got laid twice."




Nuzz, don't trust Pittsburgh. It carries a knife.

I also don't trust people who own/wear capes.

[Hiplanedriftr]

I don't trust people who have the uncanny ability to mention the celebrities they know no matter what the conversation pertains to.

[alexandra]

"if you see a fine bitch - don't trust her."

[beastieangel01]

never trust a big butt and a smile.


it took waaaaaay too long for that to come up, damn it.

[ericlee]

Never trust a white man driving a black van, he's just saving his vodoo for you. Just for you.....-Neil Fallon

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
never trust a big butt and a smile.

I never did trust you. :mad:

[iceygirl]

I also don't trust people that don't blink when they talk to you. And people that lean forward when they talk to you. And people with limp handshakes.


or people who blink too much when they talk to you

the clove thing is spot on also

[Monsieur Decuts]

I don't trust

- business people who use day packs with wheels and a handle.
- any deli with neon on their grounds
- wait staff to remember my no mushroom/tomato requests(hence the
liberal use of the words "extremly allergic"
- verizon cellphones
- microsoft windows
- just about every person i see on the street