Road Rage

[ericlee]

Anyone else get it?

I only get it if mine or my wife's life is in danger such as last night.

I was cruising down the road last night with my wife doing about 60 and I saw a car that was going towards the edge of his driveway so I flashed my brights at him. I got up to his location and he pulled right out and I had to do a hard turn to the left and I missed him by an inch.

He was then behind me and had the nerve to blare his brights in my rear view mirror so, I slammed on my breaks so that he could catch up. He pulled along side of me saying something but my anger overrode his words and I told him to pull the fuck over. Of course my wife told me to just keep going so I did but if she wasn't with me, I know for sure I would have had a brawl with him. I can swear he was drunk too by the look of him. I should've called the cops and gave them his plate numbers but I could've been wrong in thinking he was drunk.

Small road incidents don't bother me at all but when my wife and I almost died because of some dumb ass, I think I was in the right for getting as angry as I did.

[adam_f]

Women drivers. Pssh.

[kll]

...says the 19 year old driver

[adam_f]

...says the nihilistic women driver.

edit: i don't even know what nihilistic means.

[ericlee]

hey now you two, it's road rage, not thread rage.

[adam_f]

Your ass is grass, and my _f stands for JOHN MUTHAFUCKING DEERE!

[ericlee]

and they say nothin runs like a deere. Ima comin' so you'd better live up to it!!

[adam_f]

That sounded vaguely sexual. I'm flattered.

[jackrock]

I was 6 (sitting on my dads lap) driving his suburban, we were on a graval road, my brothers screamed and said that i ran over a bunny... they were kidding, but i was mad, no 6 year old wants to kill a bunny

[adam_f]

So you were drunk?

[ericlee]

That sounded vaguely sexual. I'm flattered.

darnit, so much for my weed whacker refernce then. I guess you win.

Please set the lawnmower on the number 3 setting and if you can, go with the diagnol patterns.

[adam_f]

I was planning on cutting Stokely Carmichaels face into you lawn.

[jackrock]

So you were drunk?
nope.















high.

[bigblu89]

Honestly, I'm at my calmest when I'm driving alone in my car.

I love nothing more than driving.

[adam_f]

And calling me a dumbass because I didn't figure the vending machine would give me quarters when I inserted a higher denomiation of bill than the standard dollar.

Yes, I'm still bitter.

[ericlee]

Honestly, I'm at my calmest when I'm driving alone in my car.

I love nothing more than driving.

you love driving now but just go to either Kuwait, China or where I think is the worst is Saudi. I used to love driving till I lived in Kuwait and drove around in Saudi a little.

I have never drove in China yet but riding in a taxi is bad enough. Especially in the city. People everywhere, in the streets, on bikes and walking.

[iceygirl]

i dont get it so much - if anything i flip people off once in awhile

it drives me up a wall when my sister or best friend call me up on the cell phones when they are driving. they both have extreme road rage issue and it never ceases that when they call from the road i am on the other end of their fit. people shouldnt drive and talk anyway, especially when you are that jumpy on the road.

[buddylee]

after driving for a living for over 10 years , it takes a lot to get me pissed.
on the other hand I always have a heater hose in the back seat , it better than a billy club . Also Drive a car with close to 300hp you can pull away from most trouble!

[ericlee]

Hey Blu, how is the driving in NY? I'll be moving there here shortly, to Queens and I was wondering if it would be wise to bring my jeep. I was thinking of just leaving it with my mom and use public transport.

[bigblu89]

Is you jeep automatic or stick?

If it's stick, don't bother bringing it. Traffic's too stop and go for a stil in NYC or Long Island.

And if you plan on living in Queens and working in NYC, you have no reason to own a car.

[ericlee]

yeah, it's stick. I better just leave it with my Moms. Between having some road rage issues and my mom falling in love with it, I think it's better to just leave it with her.

Man, I wish I would have never moved overseas because it just tore away the desire I used to have for driving. I even worked as a Chinese food delivery guy just because I loved driving so much. This was in Cincinnatti where the driving could get a little hectic but once I moved over there and started driving, my love for it has completely vanished.

[B_Mackin']

I get road rage almost every time I drive. I decieded it's problably becasue i'm always late so i'm in a hurry but I swear people are such dumb fucks i dont' know how they got their driver's licences. WTF they pull the fuck out in front of me and I honk and flash the lights and they slowly accelerate and I have to slam on the breaks and then i pass them and flip them the bird and they look at me with that stupid looke like What did I do? Fuckin A. While i'm on this rant for the record i hate slow drivers. The road to my house isn't posted and it's a country road and the speed limit is 55 but all the dumb tourists think the speed limit is 25 and when i'm going like 45 and they are walking along the road they give me dirty looks and wave at me to slow down and I always want to stop and tell them to shove their Louis Voton (however the fuck you spell that) purse up their ass and take their fat ass in overpriced designer pants get back in your brand new escalade and leave and don't come back. Fuck sorry that's my rant for the day.