drunk carnations

[monkey]

all you need: seeds and vodka (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12188118/)

[Lyman Zerga]

poison my ass

[hardnox71]

I refuse to waste perfectly good alcohol on fucking plants. What do I care if the fucking plants fall over? I want to fall over.

[iceygirl]

someone told me roses will perk up if you add bleach

[cosmo105]

a penny in a vase of tulips keeps them fresher longer.


anna analingus

[jackrock]

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