The bbmb get it on down thread.

[ericlee]

Yeah, I'm lookin' at your Mickill. You've got some good freestyle but You can never top me.

Yeah, that's right, you got some freetslye and think you can top me, well, guess what, you're just chopped lamb and I'm the ghee.

So. 20 years from now and I'm still holding the mic. Alot of battles have come and I' m still number one contender of the fight.

You post pics of girls from National geographic but I'd rather post pics of my love , making yo'lll graphic.

I'm the funky of chef of lyrics, I'll put my shit on slow boil, just in case ya, can't hear it.

So, anyone got's some beef? Some rhymes and watch me destroy em!!

[Freebasser]

No No
NoNo No No
NoNo No No
No No My name's Freebasser and I'm here to say
I'm the rockinest guy outside the US of A
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this
With others makin' records
That just don’t hit
Take on me
Take on me
Take me on
Take on me
I'll be gone
In a day or twoooooooooo
Boomshakalaka, biatchhhh
Do the bartman, ungh

[Lyman Zerga]

genius

[cosmo105]

whoa. a ghee reference. i'm speechless.

[Freebasser]

Ericlee started this thread with good intentions
Perhaps not one of his best inventions
'Cos everyone knows this place will turn wack
When I throw a whole potato salad right down ur bak lol

[Lyman Zerga]

*gets on her knees* :o

[Freebasser]

You get on your knees
It's me you wanna please
But bitch don't suck it
If you're gonna fuckin' sneeze
The last time you did that
I ended up in traction
And you put my penis
Out of motherfuckin' action

:(

[cosmo105]

let me break off a slice of this homestyle brew
and say i love me some bitches especially you
it's a rainy afternoon and but don't cry don't weep
because on sunday all you bitches gonna eat a peep
ever put them in the microwave? shit gets all puffy
freebasser open the window your farts make it stuffy
qdrop left and everyone was like omg wtf bbq
but i'm going to make it crystal like ba01 to you
see his girlie caught him cybering with a man named andy
and she left him for a fellow redhead i'll just call "dandy"
they're shacking up in the hills of utah mormon-ish
polyamory-ing it up with GEA and a tuna fish
i'm running out of rhymes and it's a good thing too
the dryer be buzzing, i got landry to do.
LET ME HEAR Y'ALL SCREAAAAM

[Freebasser]

Arrrghhh! :(

[Lyman Zerga]

i make mah own rulez
i do mah own thang
and if you think im a foolez
im gonna shoot you in da nuz *pang*

i cant believe i remember that

[ericlee]

pfffthahah, I love when I open a thread that I don't remember typing.

[jackrock]

cat
fat
mat
hat
rat
sat
bat
pat

do i win?

[ericlee]

No No
NoNo No No
NoNo No No
No No My name's Freebasser and I'm here to say
I'm the rockinest guy outside the US of A
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this
With others makin' records
That just don’t hit
Take on me
Take on me
Take me on
Take on me
I'll be gone
In a day or twoooooooooo
Boomshakalaka, biatchhhh
Do the bartman, ungh

/walks away with tail stuffed firmly behind hind legs:o

[b i o n i c]

all you peoples now rhymin out delights
don't wanna see you all puttin up a fight
to the one two three ya-all five six
i'm vaporizing trees with the vape, awww shit.
crushin up stems as i read these streams
i feel like a deer caught in the high beams
boom-pow ouch mother fuck you shoulda braked
take the stash, just run it go and bake
ok im all banged up with a fang in my neck
so if your missin a tooth go get yer blood checked

uuugh.
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that was bad

[cj hood]

i'm takin this to the studio next week......so don't bite!

Supa Rhyme - surfin

yo i'm up in your mainframe; just tryin to maintain
boards got me insane; so i'm gnawin on a plantane =

perpetratin like superfans, = cuz you drive
around the states in your mini vans

well i'm the man, = but i'm not scott ian
a fly human being; american and not korean

and i'm seeing this all for the very first time
so i'm a call this track my supa rhyme

so out the halls of justice, i'm gonna bust this
20 years later and ya still can't trust this

2 double 0 6, dj next is on the mix
myspace was the place that we found our fix

from the fort to amster, that wheel with the hamster
gonna make shit spread like a lyrical cancer

the boys make noise, the boys make noise
you sly decoys so coy with your toys =

confuse and abuse with the words that i chose
and you lose to the crews that been payin their dues

since the get go, i let go but never forget though
the past that outlasts but still never met yo

new tasks are at hand so i work on the land
but when the kids go to bed its on the mic stand

i go, like daryl and joe, this is all that i know
so i learn as i go and hope that i grow

and i flow to the beat off the net that i get
without hesitation or thoughts of regret

still down with the sound thats brewed underground
was found on the mound to make you get down

mc's without fees made crowds just freeze
then raise the block party to 100 degrees

this is hiphop, the way we defined it
with beats to the rhymes and a scratch to outline it

and i find it amusing, but also confusing
your newbie routines you insist on co' using

but i got stay clear and straight from the hate
and i figure this tracks done at line 38

so it fits to this hit like a lyrical knit
oh shit; i'm cj hood and that's basically it

supa supa supa supa supa supa supa rhymin!

[ericlee]

that's a good one cj and nice Scott Ian reference too(y)

[cj hood]

that's a good one cj and nice Scott Ian reference too(y)

thanx money.....if i wasn't pissed loaded i wouldn't of pasted it til i recorded it...hope it sounds solid!

[ericlee]

heh, I was piss loaded when I wrote this whole thread and now I'm sitting here eating noodles with a pounding headache reading my first post. Damn, I'm laughing.

I think your rhyme is something you can actually look forward to when you sober up and look at it. Unlike mine.:rolleyes:

it's allright. I work tonight which means I've got some time to keep it going.

[jackrock]

Encore:

tree
pee
knee
fee
bee
see
wee
tee

do i win?

[ericlee]

jackrock= my suicide

[jackrock]

whoa... kinda harsh

[Jmoney77]

Sweet

[Justin]

I'm still up tonight I can't fuckin sleep
I may have to try to count some sheep

It's so easy to get out of your routine
stayin up all night watchin King of Queens

I like this show, it makes me laugh
Don't even try to talk, just shut your mouth!

I like my apartment smellin nice
I use that citrus flavor, febreeze ice

chorus..blah blah blah blah blah blah..(for the kids)

My freezer has this automatic ice maker
I hope i never have to meet the un-der-tak-er

I'm not doing anything but saying my rhymes
You better bet your ass its not leeann rimes...HO!

YO! Whats up! I miss that mtv show, yo mtv raps
Im an exceptional professional when it comes to maps
and no i dont like those goddamn rats..rats..rats..rats...rats

GAS! The prices are through the fucking roof
mainly because of our president goof..goof..goof...goof...

goof..troop was one of my favorate funny cartoons
Do you remember that wrestler called the goon?
He never won a match, he fuckin sucked
just like that fuckin daffy duck!...QUACK!

CRACK is sold on the streets




The end

[alexandra]

No No
NoNo No No
NoNo No No
No No My name's Freebasser and I'm here to say
I'm the rockinest guy outside the US of A
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this
With others makin' records
That just don’t hit
Take on me
Take on me
Take me on
Take on me
I'll be gone
In a day or twoooooooooo
Boomshakalaka, biatchhhh
Do the bartman, ungh
Freebie, Freebie
can't you see
you make me laugh
so hard i pee

[kaiser soze]

listen

[ericlee]

I think this should be for only piss drunk comical freestyle. That was my intentions when I started it. At least that's what I think I was doing.

[kaiser soze]

coming in...