these three kids at my school jerked off on a sleeping girl's face

[Bob]

http://www.dailycampus.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=dd14e1b6-75af-4397-8428-adcca7817a5a

and got away with only indecent exposure charges, since there was no physical contact, they couldn't count it as sexual assault. this is an old story, they recently changed the law so that it now does count as sexual assault, but that's not the point, the point is i looked these guys up on facebook, and they're a real bunch of winners. that have more friends than me. what kills me is some of the comments on their walls.

"hey _____ i saw you in the paper man...youre almost famous...keep up the good work"

"nice to read about you in the paper ______, proud to say i knew ya. payce"

"your the man"

"SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE....................................BOOK!!! LOL!!!!
*giant picture of a spurting ASCII cock goes here* "

then there's some posts by girls that are like "oh i miss you i can't wait to see you next week!". come on! and not one post that says "you're a douchebag" (although they might just be deleting them).

bunch of cunts at UConn, i tell ya

[cosmo105]

zak brohinksy? is that a joke name or something?

[Freebasser]

It was your face, wasn't it, Bob? :(

[Bob]

zak brohinksy? is that a joke name or something?

no, he's on facebook. so are the other two.

[Bob]

her name wasn't in the article, hence i can't search for it

[ms.peachy]

When I hear stuff like that, I really must have to hold on tight to the belief that, one way or another, what goes around comes around.

[CrankItUp!]

get a hatchet and castrate all the sick bastards involved, after zip tying the hands behind their backs and ankles together - then stick a different duct taped dick in each of their mouths until they choke on it and their own vomit after a week of nothing to eat or lick on except each other's severed penises. (y)

[Bob]

When I hear stuff like that, I really must have to hold on tight to the belief that, one way or another, what goes around comes around.

well, the kids apparently no longer go to school here, if you can consider that justice. going solely by their facebook profiles though, they don't seem to be doing too badly. although how much does a facebook profile tell you?

too bad about that ex post facto law

edit: i could post their AIM screennames if anyone wants to harass them, but that's probably illegal. as someone who's going to be a law school student soon, i should probably try not to do anything illegal

[ms.peachy]

well, the kids apparently no longer go to school here, if you can consider that justice. going solely by their facebook profiles though, they don't seem to be doing too badly. although how much does a facebook profile tell you?

I don't neccessarily mean in any immediate sense. Years down the line, maybe one of these guys has a daughter who gets date-raped. Then, he will know that he is a piece of shit, just like the one who has done this to his child. (Mind you, I do not wish that on any young girl, I'm just using it as an example of long term cosmic justice.)

I'm not excusing the ones leaving the comments, either. They too will have their special place in hell.

[DandyFop]

Oh my god. What fucking assholes. I want their AIM NAMES

[kaiser soze]

fucking pigs, I hope they get a horrible STD

[Bob]

I don't neccessarily mean in any immediate sense. Years down the line, maybe one of these guys has a daughter who gets date-raped. Then, he will know that he is a piece of shit, just like the one who has done this to his child. (Mind you, I do not wish that on any young girl, I'm just using it as an example of long term cosmic justice.)

I'm not excusing the ones leaving the comments, either. They too will have their special place in hell.

that's kind of a roundabout way for karma to operate, don't you think? I don't see the need to involve any third parties in this...can't it just be like, one of them goes to sleep one night, and his roommate wanders in drunk and naked and...well, wait a minute

[ms.peachy]

that's kind of a roundabout way for karma to operate, don't you think?
No, actually, I think karma generally operates in a roundabout way. We're only usually aware of it when it is straightforward and obvious, in a tit-for-tat kind of way, but the vast majority of time, it's working behind the scenes.

[CrankItUp!]

castrate the bastards with a fuckin' hatchet and do what i said to do.

[Echewta]

what a bunch of jerkoffs.

[yeahwho]

No, actually, I think karma generally operates in a roundabout way. We're only usually aware of it when it is straightforward and obvious, in a tit-for-tat kind of way, but the vast majority of time, it's working behind the scenes.

I agree with this, instant karma is rare, but real.

[yeahwho]

what a bunch of jerkoffs.

I agree with this too, I hate it when I come across a story like this.

[hardnox71]

I don't neccessarily mean in any immediate sense. Years down the line, maybe one of these guys has a daughter who gets date-raped. Then, he will know that he is a piece of shit, just like the one who has done this to his child. (Mind you, I do not wish that on any young girl, I'm just using it as an example of long term cosmic justice.)
That is wrong. Something happening to another innocent person will never be justice, cosmic or any other kind. It will only be another sickening situation. Something happening to these guys directly will be justice.

A baseball bat to the kneecaps sounds about right.

[Bob]

That is wrong. Something happening to another innocent person will never be justice, cosmic or any other kind. It will only be another sickening situation. Something happening to these guys directly will be justice.

A baseball bat to the kneecaps sounds about right.

yeah, that's pretty much what i meant. it hardly seems just to have something to happen to someone innocent. if i were god, i'd do it differently.

[DandyFop]

Bob. Post their AIM name under an alias. Nobody will ever know.

[ms.peachy]

That is wrong. Something happening to another innocent person will never be justice, cosmic or any other kind. It will only be another sickening situation. Something happening to these guys directly will be justice.

A baseball bat to the kneecaps sounds about right.
I just want to reiterate, I'm not wishing it on anyone. I'm certainly not saying, "I hope this happens." I'm just pointing out that sometimes the lessons we have to learn in life come at a cost, and that sometimes that cost is extreme. If it was up to me then of course no innocent person would be vicitmised this way, but the hard fact is, it does happen, and if it did happen to a loved one of one of these fuckers, it would, in a sense, close a circle. (It would, of course, open others, but that is another story.)

Absolutley, ideally, something would just happen to these guys and no one else would be involved, but as none of us lives in a vaccuum, that's not usually the way it works. I mean, quite aside from the poor girl in this case, aren't there already other innocent people who have been hurt by their actions? Think for a moment about how the mothers of these boys must feel about themsleves, knowing that their sons did this disgusting thing.

[hardnox71]

and if it did happen to a loved one of one of these fuckers, it would, in a sense, close a circle. (It would, of course, open others, but that is another story.)
I don't see how something happening to any other people beside these three dickheads would possibly 'close a circle'. Why does something terrible have to happen to someone related to these guys for them to get the point. Why can't something happen to them?.........like a baseball bat to the fucking knees. You are way off base with this one.


Think for a moment about how the mothers of these boys must feel about themsleves, knowing that their sons did this disgusting thing.
They raised these shmucks. Let them figure where they went wrong. What about the parents of the girl? How do you think they feel? If I was Dad I would take a baseball bat to their fucking kneecaps. Give these assholes a permanent limp for the rest of their lives so that every time they take a step they will think about what they did. I am so not kidding.

[Monsieur Decuts]

regardless of where it ended up...they were wakin it together. HOW IS THAT MANLY no matter where it ends up. It was all over after they pulled it out together.

[ChrisLove]

There is a lot on karma in this thread- do people actually believe in this concept is it more of a hope?

I guess if its any comfort, you can only go so far in life with that sort of shit in yor past- probably

[CrankItUp!]

get a hatchet and castrate all the sick bastards involved, after zip tying the hands behind their backs and ankles together - then stick a different duct taped dick in each of their mouths until they choke on it and their own vomit after a week of nothing to eat or lick on except each other's severed penises. (y)

(y)

[ericlee]

these fuckers need to go to jail. Inmates just love people like them, especially some young college boys.

[CrankItUp!]

yeah..they become cocktail in there.

[Bob]

here are some combinations of letters and numbers i just invented, i wonder what they do

Jay121113
zakbro12

[DroppinScience]

Dammit, that really made my blood boil. I'm all for the baseball bat to the knees on those three kids, as well...

[Justin]

damn whats up with the big east conference...its either burning down couches or cumming on girls faces...whats up!

Proud WVU Alumni:D

[Jmoney77]

WTF?

[ms.peachy]

I don't see how something happening to any other people beside these three dickheads would possibly 'close a circle'. Why does something terrible have to happen to someone related to these guys for them to get the point. Why can't something happen to them?.........like a baseball bat to the fucking knees. You are way off base with this one.

You're really not hearing what I'm saying. I am most definitely not saying that "something HAS TO happen to someone related to these guys to get the point." What I'm saying is, sometimes the machinery of the universe grinds and churns in a way that is indirect and unobvious, and sometimes we learn things the hard way. It would certainly be great if these three guys and all their idiot 'friends' would get wiped out in a single bolt of lightning that spared everyone else in the world, but my point it simply that it rarely works that way. I'm not saying that I'm not in favour of the baseball-bat-to-the-knees, either - I wouldn't stand in the way of that.


They raised these shmucks. Let them figure where they went wrong. What about the parents of the girl? How do you think they feel? If I was Dad I would take a baseball bat to their fucking kneecaps. Give these assholes a permanent limp for the rest of their lives so that every time they take a step they will think about what they did. I am so not kidding.

I am quite sure that those mothers are spending time doing exactly that. I'm not trying to be nasty and turn this around to something personal, but you've made no secret of the fact that you have had your own problems in the all-too-recent past, albeit not of this nature - do you suppose your own family don't do the same type of reflection? 'No man is an island,' after all.

And of course I also have great empathy for the parents of the girl. If it was my daughter, I am certain that the only thing that would stop mr.p from kneecapping them would be me getting there to do it myself first. But again, that's then again another 'open circle'. I know you're not really getting what I'm saying about this concept of circles - try thinking about it as, life being this series of interconnected links, sort of like chain mail that's being constantly rewoven.

[Planetary]

just go straight in with the weiner-chop. and let the girl do it....

[alexandra]

i'm glad they're not my buddies.

[nobbus]

lol mad props(y)

[hardnox71]

You're really not hearing what I'm saying. I am most definitely not saying that "something HAS TO happen to someone related to these guys to get the point." What I'm saying is, sometimes the machinery of the universe grinds and churns in a way that is indirect and unobvious, and sometimes we learn things the hard way. It would certainly be great if these three guys and all their idiot 'friends' would get wiped out in a single bolt of lightning that spared everyone else in the world, but my point it simply that it rarely works that way. I'm not saying that I'm not in favour of the baseball-bat-to-the-knees, either - I wouldn't stand in the way of that.
I hear exactly what you are saying. You're just not making any fucking sense. You keep talking about all this cosmic karma and universal order of righteousness and yin and yang and all this other shit and I'm talking about a good ol' simple Louisville Slugger to the fucking knees. It's that simple.


you've made no secret of the fact that you have had your own problems in the all-too-recent past, albeit not of this nature - do you suppose your own family don't do the same type of reflection? 'No man is an island,' after all.

You've got alot of fucking nerve, you know that?

First of all, don't you ever compare me to some lowlife motherfuckers like this again. Am I understood? The shit I've gotten myself into over the years is a far cry from the sick, perverted shit these bastards did.

Secondly, I never really had what you would call a 'family'. So there is no one to blame for me but me.

And thirdly, I am not the topic of this discussion you idiot.

[ms.peachy]

Cool your jets. I was not comparing any specific thing you may have ever done to their actions. Of course you are not the topic of the discussion.

I'm sorry you seem so deliberately intent on misinterpreting everything I've said; I am not sure what your agenda it here but I'm not actually all that interested TBH. I can see that you are not willing to read what I am saying with any sense of rationality, so I am done with this conversation.

[hardnox71]

Cool your jets. I was not comparing any specific thing you may have ever done to their actions. Of course you are not the topic of the discussion.

I'm sorry you seem so deliberately intent on misinterpreting everything I've said; I am not sure what your agenda it here but I'm not actually all that interested TBH. I can see that you are not willing to read what I am saying with any sense of rationality, so I am done with this conversation.
'Cool my jets'???? You have the nerve to compare me to some sexually deviant bastards and you tell me to 'cool my jets' when I get pissed about it? You are a real piece of work, lady. :rolleyes:

And because you are not making any sense to me then I must be deliberately misinterpreting everything you've said. It couldn't possibly be the fact that you just aren't making any sense to me. Noooooooo. The problem lies with me. :rolleyes: Okay. Whatever.

Do you actually read what you've typed after you've typed it before hitting 'enter'?

[burbboi]

it's her birthday for cripes sake SIMMER DOWN.

It's all bob's fault anyway :D

[hardnox71]

it's her birthday for cripes sake SIMMER DOWN.
I don't give a shit what day it is. She's out of order.

And don't tell me to simmer down. You're not the one being likened to some disgusting perverts.

[Ace42X]

Then stop being so reactionary.

[hardnox71]

Then stop being so reactionary.
How do you figure I'm being reactionary? I don't appreciate the fucking comparison. Period. I am far from a model citizen but I am also far from these fucking degenerates.

[Ace42X]

How do you figure I'm being reactionary? I don't appreciate the fucking comparison. Period. I am far from a model citizen but I am also far from these fucking degenerates.

Because this is all very reactionary. Having an OTT bitch-fest about a bunch of perfect strangers, and then an OTT whine about someone pointing it out, and now an OTT whine about that being pointed out. It wasn't too long ago you had to apologise for an OTT reaction to someone's posting in another thread. You need to calm down and take stock.

[hardnox71]

Because this is all very reactionary. Having an OTT bitch-fest about a bunch of perfect strangers, and then an OTT whine about someone pointing it out, and now an OTT whine about that being pointed out.
You don't like what I'm posting then don't fucking read it. Put me on ignore. Please.

It wasn't too long ago you had to apologise for an OTT reaction to someone's posting in another thread.
First of all, I don't have to say I'm sorry for anything I say or do. If I see I'm wrong about something then I step up to the plate but nobody makes me do shit. Get your facts straight.

You need to calm down and take stock.
You need to quit dispensing the bullshit rhetoric you've been gleaning from Dr. Phil.

[Ace42X]

You don't like what I'm posting then don't fucking read it. Put me on ignore. Please.

I suppose I could do that, but why would I want to deprive myself of a good joke? Seeing some wound-up asshat act like a kid is just too good to miss. And I fail to see how me ignoring you would help you with your problem. Do you think that if I can't see you posting, that will somehow negate the assholic nature of your posting? Very metaphysical. Eitherway, I hate to break it to you, but me putting you on ignore won't change other people comparing you to "these fucking degenerates" or not.

First of all, I don't have to say I'm sorry for anything I say or do. If I see I'm wrong about something then I step up to the plate but nobody makes me do shit. Get your facts straight.

<sigh> Is English not your first language?

You "had" to say sorry, in that circumstances obliged you to. That doesn't mean someone "made you do shit" any more than "having to go to the shops" means someone put a gun to your head and walked you down there on pain of death. You still "have" to pay your taxes, for example, even though failure to do so will not result in summary execution.

Now, if you want to break off and go into social obligations, the social contract, etc - by all means we can. However, judging by your posts, you probably aren't capable of getting it, so that would be a bit pointless.

So, to sumarise, I can tell "no-one makes you do shit" - otherwise they would no doubt make you stop acting like a prick. If someone did make you do things, they might do us all a favour and make you act like an adult instead of an enraged bufoon.

You need to quit dispensing the bullshit rhetoric you've been gleaning from Dr. Phil.

You need to stop telling people what to do when it is quite clear you aren't really in a position to give advice.

I am not sure if it is stupidity, or sturbborness, or some other fuck-up, but you'd do well to listen to other people's advice rather than trying to give it. I mean, just going on sheer statistics, they are likely to do a better job of it than you.

[hardnox71]

but me putting you on ignore won't change other people comparing you to "these fucking degenerates" or not.
Maybe not but it would keep me from having to read your incessant whining about my posts.

<sigh> Is English not your first language?

You "had" to say sorry, in that circumstances obliged you to. That doesn't mean someone "made you do shit" any more than "having to go to the shops" means someone put a gun to your head and walked you down there on pain of death. You still "have" to pay your taxes, for example, even though failure to do so will not result in summary execution.

Now, if you want to break off and go into social obligations, the social contract, etc - by all means we can. However, judging by your posts, you probably aren't capable of getting it, so that would be a bit pointless.

So, to summarize, I can tell "no-one makes you do shit" - otherwise they would no doubt make you stop acting like a prick. If someone did make you do things, they might do us all a favour and make you act like an adult instead of an enraged bufoon.



You need to stop telling people what to do when it is quite clear you aren't really in a position to give advice.

I am not sure if it is stupidity, or sturbborness, or some other fuck-up, but you'd do well to listen to other people's advice rather than trying to give it. I mean, just going on sheer statistics, they are likely to do a better job of it than you.
Is English not your first language? Who taught you how to spell? Why don't you get a handle on that first, pimp, before you start talking shit about how stupid other people are.

Fucking moron.



edit-Now run along and go play. You're dismissed.

[Ace42X]

Maybe not but it would keep me from having to read your incessant whining about my posts.

Perhaps you should look up the word "incessant" - it means unceasing. Not something you'd usually apply to one single thread of three posts, two of which are replying to you, and the other of which can't really be said to be "whining."

Perhaps you should read the thread again, this time you might understand the flow of conversation a bit better.

Is English not your first language?

Yes, it is. Which is why my posts indicate an understanding of the situation, whereas yours are just reactionary rantings without any sort of direction or significance.

Who taught you how to spell?

It's 3:38 in the morning, and believe it or not, I have better things to do than spellcheck posts and correct typos just for your benefit. Now, if you are saying some minor errors are to blame for your complete inability to follow a few posts, then you have my deepest apologies. The same people who taught me to spell also taught me that there is no point in spelling perfectly if you have nothing to say. Pity you were not taught as much, as you might then post something of substance, rather than clutching at straws.

Why don't you get a handle on that first, pimp, before you start talking shit about how stupid other people are.

Because it is irrelevent, obviously. While I understand that you would rather I spend my time running spellchecks and treble-checking grammar and punctuation, instead of pulling you up on your numerous deficiencies, don't you think the latter is a lot more worthwhile?

I mean, what would perfect spelling on my part achieve, other than denying you one more bolt-hole to run to when you lose your grip on the converation? I suppose it could win me a little trophy, but it certainly wouldn't make you any less of an irredeemable twat or a dullard, and that is the whole point of the last five posts.

So, a summary again:
You're a moron if you think my laziness, RE: spelling, somehow mitigates your stupidity and inability to hold a sensible conversation.

Yes, I might well be a moron, but then, I'm not the one blowing a gasket and getting pulled up on it by several different people.

This moron can, at least, see that if you don't want people comparing you to moronic worthless assholes, perhaps you should stop acting a little less like one, hmmm?

Or is that too complicated for you?

[hardnox71]

Perhaps you should look up the word "incessant" - it means unceasing. Not something you'd usually apply to one single thread of three posts, two of which are replying to you, and the other of which can't really be said to be "whining."

Perhaps you should read the thread again, this time you might understand the flow of conversation a bit better.
I know exactly what the fucking word means, sport. That's why I used it. And believe it or not you are whining. Incessantly.

Yes, it is. Which is why my posts indicate an understanding of the situation, whereas yours are just reactionary rantings without any sort of direction or significance.
Your posts haven't indicated shit except the fact that you have nothing better to do tonight but try to make everyone on the board think you are smarter than you are by regurgitating everything you saw on the Discovery Channel today. You are trying way too hard.

Evidently my posts are significant enough for you to keep replying to them. If my meandering babble is so trivial then why keep responding to it, sport? Ignore me.

It's 3:38 in the morning, and believe it or not, I have better things to do than spellcheck posts and correct typos just for your benefit. Now, if you are saying some minor errors are to blame for your complete inability to follow a few posts, then you have my deepest apologies. The same people who taught me to spell also taught me that there is no point in spelling perfectly if you have nothing to say. Pity you were not taught as much, as you might then post something of substance, rather than clutching at straws.
It's 3:38 in the morning and you have better things to do? Apparently not considering the fact that you're up in the middle of the night starting shit with me. You live a lonely life, pal. Now whose clutching at straws?

Because it is irrelevent, obviously. While I understand that you would rather I spend my time running spellchecks and treble-checking grammar and punctuation, instead of pulling you up on your numerous deficiencies, don't you think the latter is a lot more worthwhile?

I mean, what would perfect spelling on my part achieve, other than denying you one more bolt-hole to run to when you lose your grip on the converation? I suppose it could win me a little trophy, but it certainly wouldn't make you any less of an irredeemable twat or a dullard, and that is the whole point of the last five posts.

So, a summary again:
You're a moron if you think my laziness, RE: spelling, somehow mitigates your stupidity and inability to hold a sensible conversation.

Yes, I might well be a moron, but then, I'm not the one blowing a gasket and getting pulled up on it by several different people.

This moron can, at least, see that if you don't want people comparing you to moronic worthless assholes, perhaps you should stop acting a little less like one, hmmm?

Or is that too complicated for you?
The simple fact that you need spellcheck for the word 'summarize' says alot, man.

What deficiencies exactly have you 'pulled me up on'? I would love to hear this.

As for losing my grip on the conversation.........we've never had one. All this has been on your part is 'looky and see all the big words I know how to say but can't spell' speil. No one gives a fuck about what you know, Ace. Especially me so give it a rest.

Let me get this straight. You spell like a fifth grader but yet you continue to call me stupid. Good argument, man. Real nice.

Me "blowing a gasket" at the fact that I'm compared to three sexual predators makes me a moron? Yeah, Ace. You make alot of sense there. :rolleyes:

As for rules of conduct, sport, I think you should be the last person on earth telling people how to act. You've done nothing in this thread but come off like a pretentious, better than thou, my shit don't stink know it all little prick.

You remind me of a little gnat. You're almost invisible but irritating at the same time.

Now shoo.

[Medellia]

The simple fact that you need spellcheck for the word 'summarize' says alot, man.
summarise

v 1: be a summary of; "The abstract summarizes the main ideas in the paper" [syn: summarize, sum, sum up] 2: give a summary (of); "he summed up his results"; "I will now summarize" [syn: sum up, summarize, resume]
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=summarise

You do realise that some words are spelled differently in other countries, right? And you do realise that Ace isn't American, right? So STFU.

[CrankItUp!]

Is this sick-ass fucking thread "EVER!" gonna disappear ???? :mad:


...if not, then "FUCK IT!" - I will.





..until it does - that is. (lb)

[cosmo105]

see what you've done, bob? this is all your fault

[hardnox71]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=summarise

You do realise that some words are spelled differently in other countries, right? And you do realise that Ace isn't American, right? So STFU.
In what country is summarize spelled s-u-m-a-r-i-s-e? Eat shit and die.

I don't care what his nationality is. He's still an annoying little asshole.

[hardnox71]

see what you've done, bob? this is all your fault
Yeah, Bob. You really start alot of shit, you know that?:D

[zorra_chiflada]

In what country is summarize spelled s-u-m-a-r-i-s-e? Eat shit and die.

I don't care what his nationality is. He's still an annoying little asshole.

pretty much every country apart from the US

[hardnox71]

pretty much every country apart from the US
With one 'm'?

edit-You know what? I don't even give a fuck. The simple fact that he's trying so fucking hard to put someone else down shows he's a sorry asshole who really doesn't know shit.

That's asshole. A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

[Medellia]

Eat shit and die.
Oooh, so very mature. And you wonder why Peachy and Ace said what they did? Besides, it wasn't just the one "m" you took it upon yourself to correct in his post. And I pointed that out. And for that you tell me I should eat shit and die. Noooo, that's not overreacting at all!

[hardnox71]

Oooh, so very mature. And you wonder why Peachy and Ace said what they did? Besides, it wasn't just the one "m" you took it upon yourself to correct in his post. And I pointed that out. And for that you tell me I should eat shit and die. Noooo, that's not overreacting at all!
When someone is in the midst of telling me I'm stupid and they can't fucking spell the insults they are spewing at me then, yes, I take it upon myself to point out this little inconsistency.

And you telling me to shut the fuck up is mature, right?:rolleyes:
I repeat: Eat shit and die.

You silly smartass kids today are so...so...so annoying. Go away.

[TurdBerglar]

*cums on hardnox's face with two other dudes*

[Medellia]

When someone is in the midst of telling me I'm stupid and they can't fucking spell the insults they are spewing at me then, yes, I take it upon myself to point out this little inconsistency.
And just where did he tell you you can't spell? I reread this whole page and missed it. He criticised your understanding of the English language, but he didn't say you couldn't spell as far as I can tell.
And you telling me to shut the fuck up is mature, right?:rolleyes:
No, it's not really that mature. Not nearly as immature as telling someone to eat shit and die though.
You young kids today are so...so...so annoying. Go away.
I'm 23, how exactly am I a "young kid"? And no, I don't think I'm going to go away. Sorry.

[hardnox71]

*cums on hardnox's face with two other dudes*
*beats the living dogshit out of Turd and two other dudes*

[TurdBerglar]

;)

[hardnox71]

;)
:confused:

[hardnox71]

Haha, you need a tissue?
Thanks but your mom is cleaning me up.

[zorra_chiflada]

;)

you totally just pulled a droppin'

[hardnox71]

you totally just pulled a droppin'
Again: :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

i pulled more than that :p

[hardnox71]

i pulled more than that :p
In the presence of two other guys nonetheless. You sure you want to go around bragging about that, Turd?

[zorra_chiflada]

this is totally awesome.

you gotta do these : :) :D :o

[TurdBerglar]

:cool:

[cosmo105]

dance, kitties, DANCE!

[Bob]

jeez, maybe i shoulda posted this in general political

[louise]

http://www.dailycampus.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=dd14e1b6-75af-4397-8428-adcca7817a5a

and got away with only indecent exposure charges, since there was no physical contact, they couldn't count it as sexual assault. this is an old story, they recently changed the law so that it now does count as sexual assault, but that's not the point, the point is i looked these guys up on facebook, and they're a real bunch of winners. that have more friends than me. what kills me is some of the comments on their walls.


bunch of cunts at UConn, i tell ya


this is an old one asswell : you heard about the woman who got rapid (sp?) in her sleep and the guy felt a sleep next to her in the bed after doing that so next morning she wake's up didn't remember the rape but scarred the shit out of her seeing this guy...well it wasn't a rape because she didn't wake up so they couldn't count sexual assault either :eek:

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

that guy must suck at fuckn'

[Ace42X]

I know exactly what the fucking word means, sport. That's why I used it.

You intentionally used the word nonsensically? Is this some master plan, whereby you looking like a prick lulls everyone into a false sense of security?

And believe it or not you are whining. Incessantly.

Well, yes, if me telling you that you are acting like a prick, which makes everyone think you are a prick is "whining."

Of course, most people with a stronger grasp on the English language than yourself wouldn't think that one post of one sentence telling you, in essence, that you've brought this all on yourself, is "whining."

If you want to see whining, have a look at your pathetic bleating in this thread.

Your posts haven't indicated shit

Oh but they have, whether you want to admit it to yourself or not. They have shown quite clearly that despite you professing that you do not want to read what I am saying, or be identified as a reactionary moron, you are not smart enough to post in a way that prevents it.

except the fact that you have nothing better to do tonight but try to make everyone on the board think you are smarter than you are by regurgitating everything you saw on the Discovery Channel today.

What, you being incredibly stupid was on the Discovery Channel today? And I missed it? Damn, next time they play dumbass freaks week, give me a heads up so I can tape it.

You are trying way too hard.

No, it just seems that way because you are so facile. If you were not stupid, you'd know this.

Evidently my posts are significant enough for you to keep replying to them.

Sorry, you think that your posts being so insignificant that they draw comment on just how insignificant they are means they are actually significant? Well, if that is what helps you get through the day, don't let me contradict you. I am more than happy to concede that your posts are so monumentally stupid that they are worth commenting on.

If my meandering babble is so trivial then why keep responding to it, sport? Ignore me.

Because I like seeing you look like a prick? I do believe I said that, but you may have missed that, like you missed the point of so much of what has been said here. Perhaps if you treated other people's posts as more than an opportunity to criticise their spelling, you might've got a little more out of them, hmmm? And then you wouldn't look so dense.

It's 3:38 in the morning and you have better things to do? Apparently not considering the fact that you're up in the middle of the night starting shit with me.

I think you over-estimate the amount of effort these posts take. Of course, for someone like you, the written language is probably both daunting and taxing. And I am not "starting shit with you" - I am stating fact. It is your poor social skills that caused me to comment, and your continued ineptitude that has perpetuated a conversation which you apparently dislike. You are so kean to have me ignore you, so that "you don't have to see my posts."

You know, I think I see a way out of this... But, maybe it is is a little too complicated for someone whose posts have had precisely the opposite effect to that intended.

You live a lonely life, pal.

Do I? Me and a lot of people laughing at your hissy fit makes me lonely? You might post alone because you have no-one else to talk to, but believe it or not, I actually post in parrallel to a lot of other activities.

The simple fact that you need spellcheck for the word 'summarize' says alot, man.

It says that you're an arrogant prick. If you were not so stupid, you'd know that spellcheckers are an easy way to catch *typographical errors*, without spending time re-reading an entire post. Maybe that's why you refrain from posting anything of merit, and think I am "trying too hard."

You are so busy going over your posts with a fine tooth comb, making sure you didn't mis-hit a key that you forget to include any content.

What deficiencies exactly have you 'pulled me up on'? I would love to hear this.

You did, over the course of several posts. If you actually read what was typed, rather than shooting off your mouth, you would've got it the first time around. For starters, how about the fact that despite your sole purpose of this conversation was to stop comparisions to "disgusting morons" and to have me "stop whining" and "put you on ignore" - all you have achieved is the exact opposite. If you had taken my advice straight away, you'd've got your wish. How's that for starters?

As for losing my grip on the conversation.........we've never had one. All this has been on your part is 'looky and see all the big words I know how to say but can't spell' speil.

You mean "spiel" I take it? And is "summarise" a big word? Maybe for you, I mean it is all of two syllables.

Now, for my part, I have been conversant. However, I do concede that you haven't said anything worthwhile, and as such haven't really managed to carry off a "conversation" per sé. In that respect, you have suceeded admirably in looking like a twat, and ducking the fact that all you have done is make yourself look like a prick.

No one gives a fuck about what you know, Ace. Especially me so give it a rest.

So, when I reply to you, I prove that your posts are significant, but when you reply to me, you are showing me precisely how little you care about what I have to say? Well, that's not at all contradictory. Well done.

Let me get this straight. You spell like a fifth grader but yet you continue to call me stupid. Good argument, man. Real nice.

It's called a "typographical error" - it happens when you type quickly and carelessly. "Spelling" doesn't come into it. For example, if you check my posts, you'll see that I frequently end up switching the letter U with adjacent characters because of my typing style. I regularly spell just "jsut". This is not because I believe the word "just" is spelt "jsut" but because I type quickly, and I don't waste time double-checking posts jsut for the benefit of the cretins I am explaining things to. Of course, you'd know this if you were more concerned with *what* you were typing, rather than how it was spelt.

I guess it is a bit much to expect you to think through what you are saying AND make sure the spelling is decent. Of course, you make frequent spelling mistakes yourself, as I pointed out above, so I guess that does illustrate how time-consuming that is for you, if even then some get through.

I find it hilarious that the first thing you think when you see someone deriding your intelligence is "I know, I'll criticise his spelling!"

Well, if that ain't a game-set-match any day of the week!

Me "blowing a gasket" at the fact that I'm compared to three sexual predators makes me a moron? Yeah, Ace. You make alot of sense there.

If you took your head of your ass out, maybe you'd see the sense in it. It is funny that someone who thinks that they are my equal can't see the obvious. That it is their own behaviour that has brought all of this upon them, and that they are just reinforcing the cause of their own rancour.

I think you should be the last person on earth telling people how to act.

Yes, I am sure that you do. Because you, erroneously, think your own behavioru is anything other than infantile and deplorable. Quite simply, you think that because you are a moron, and wrong.

You've done nothing in this thread but come off like a pretentious, better than thou, my shit don't stink know it all little prick.

Maybe that is because I *am* better than you. I know it probably hurts your pride a little, but try to accept that some people aren't know-nothing boobs who dumb themselves down to the lowest common denominator (you). And my shit does stink, as anyone in your vicinity could tell you.

You remind me of a little gnat. You're almost invisible but irritating at the same time.


A little gnat who is your superior. I wonder what that makes you? Sub-gnat? Dermal fungus?

And if you want me to "shoo" - there is an "ignore" function you know. You did point it out. Perhaps you have forgotten it, what with all the empty rhetoric and weak posturing?

[Planetary]

the contrast or stupidity/intelect in this thread is scaring me...

*leaves*

[cosmo105]

Ace is the last person i'd ever want to argue with. i would like him on my debate team, though. we're going for varsity jackets this year.

[Ace42X]

I'm a real sweetie, I'm just misunderstood. Like Ted Bundy.

[g-mile7]

I am supirsed that the girl hasn't had one of her "big male friend who kicks it with the girls cuz they understand him" beat the shit out of them yet. I thought most girls had a least one in tow. Kids are stupid these days man, and the fact they got off saids alot about the community and it's makeup (take it for what you think). I mean shit college people these days think its cool to teabag muthfuckas', if they willing to do that then shit whats to stop em from nuttin on some chicks face when she asleep. Thats pathic on so many levels.

[adam_f]

So, Bob goes to Duke.

I haven't read the whole thread, so if that joke was made in a better form, I apologize.

[Bob]

what's interesting is that they would have gotten away with it altogether if one of them hadn't confessed it to her over AIM. she didn't know what the fuck after she woke up, she thought she just drooled on herself. then the kid told her what happened. dumb fuck was probably showing off.

[Ace42X]

I think part of the problem is promiscuity. Yeah, it's fun, but when sexual boundaries get blurred, some idiots are going to find it even harder to know where the line you don't cross is. Some chicks LIKE having three guys jerk off in their face, I am sure, and there is porn of it everywhere. That sends out a mixed message, and idiots get confused over relatively simple messages as it is.

I bet for every story like this, there are half a dozen where some chick let the guys do it, and a dozen where she was so drunk she feels guilty for "kinda going along with it" and doesn't report it.

Sexuality in this day and age is very murky, and these are the people who are on the front line for the experimentation.

[g-mile7]

what's interesting is that they would have gotten away with it altogether if one of them hadn't confessed it to her over AIM. she didn't know what the fuck after she woke up, she thought she just drooled on herself. then the kid told her what happened. dumb fuck was probably showing off.


That's the main one who should get his ass beat first then.

[g-mile7]

You know they're total closet homo's. I mean who the hell else would be willing to crank one out together with 2 other dudes. I bet these geeks thought they were being real funny. That's not funny at all, that's just flat out gay.


No Doubt(y)

[befsquire]

she didn't know what the fuck after she woke up, she thought she just drooled on herself.
three of them do it and she thinks she just drooled? wtf? how much does she drool? i wake up and there's a tiny bit in the corner of my mouth (drool, not semen). so, small loads x 3 or did they mostly miss?

i know, totally focused on the wrong thing. still.

[Sarky Devotchka]

if I was that girl, I'd rip their faces off myself. Estelle Getty in Stop or My Mom Will Shoot style.

what?

[cosmo105]

three of them do it and she thinks she just drooled? wtf? how much does she drool? i wake up and there's a tiny bit in the corner of my mouth (drool, not semen). so, small loads x 3 or did they mostly miss?

i know, totally focused on the wrong thing. still.
i was wondering the same thing but too embarassed to say anything what with all the intellectualism

[Knuckles]

three of them do it and she thinks she just drooled? wtf? how much does she drool? i wake up and there's a tiny bit in the corner of my mouth (drool, not semen). so, small loads x 3 or did they mostly miss?

i know, totally focused on the wrong thing. still.


These clowns probably had little kinder-penises that don't hold much ammo.

[ASsman]

Maybe they only produced small bits, because of their small testicles.

So these three guys jizz on a girl and the one guy says......Doesn't anyone think it sounds like the beginning of a joke, anyone?