TAX DAY! @!#*@#&%(*@%(^!!!!

[b i o n i c]

i love my indian accountant. i thought i was gonna have to pay thousands but the man hooked it up... i only have to pay a fraction of what i thought i would. and im getting a state refund! whoo hooo! a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders... yeee haaw!!

did all you mofo's do your taxes yet?

[jackrock]

yeah mine are all done.

[steve-onpoint]

i love my indian accountant. i thought i was gonna have to pay thousands but the man hooked it up... i only have to pay a fraction of what i thought i would. and im getting a state refund! whoo hooo! a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders... yeee haaw!!

did all you mofo's do your taxes yet?

Yes. I owed. (n)

[abcdefz]

I got federal filed a couple months ago -- a bit of a return. I owed California a little, so I sent that in a couple of weeks ago.

[mp-seventythree]

I take it you don't have anything like PAYE (pay as you earn) in the US. As I'm employed I don't have to do anything tax related, it's taken straight from my salary.

[YoungRemy]

I always get fucked when it comes to NY State Taxes...

Federal is giving me $393 but NY says I owe them $550...


so i filed online and it says it is being processed... I wonder how I pay them what I owe them...

[jabumbo]

i owed the state a dollar


i hate the fact that neither of my last 2 jobs bothered to take out state taxes form my paycheck so i still have to pay them more now...

[kll]

done

i get federal money back and nevada doesn't have state income tax, so no worries on that front...

[b i o n i c]

I always get fucked when it comes to NY State Taxes...

Federal is giving me $393 but NY says I owe them $550...


so i filed online and it says it is being processed... I wonder how I pay them what I owe them...


what the fuck??? my state is always a fraction of my k-fed. i didnt pay my taxes last year and my shady accountant deducted about $7k for expenses for me. damn id better not be audited

[b i o n i c]

Yes. I owed. (n)


you need to get yo self an indian accountant, my fine feathered friend.

[b i o n i c]

I take it you don't have anything like PAYE (pay as you earn) in the US. As I'm employed I don't have to do anything tax related, it's taken straight from my salary.


we do have that, but if you work in certain situations as a self employed person, you need to save 30% for tax time... my 30% went to lots of macaroni and cheese and grilled cheeses... i cant afford to save

[b i o n i c]

done

i get federal money back and nevada doesn't have state income tax, so no worries on that front...


noice.... is there any way to deduct visits to the local vegas prostitutes?

[steve-onpoint]

you need to get yo self an indian accountant, my fine feathered friend.

How much do they charge?

[befsquire]

i did mine a while back. i got my money before i even filed it. i told my ex how much i was going to get back, and he gave me the money. long boring story, but because of him i won't get a return for a few years. so he pays me outright.

[b i o n i c]

i did mine a while back. i got my money before i even filed it. i told my ex how much i was going to get back, and he gave me the money. long boring story, but because of him i won't get a return for a few years. so he pays me outright.

:eek: yikes

How much do they charge?


you can get em for a bag of chanachur... or about fifty bucks

[kll]

noice.... is there any way to deduct visits to the local vegas prostitutes?


i suppose it depends on what your job is... truckers probably do it all the time...

[enree erzweglle]

I did my kid's taxes for him because he was strapped for time at university while he was preparing for something else and his taxes weren't altogether straightforward.

Someone that I knew recommended an online tax service that did federal taxes for free and state taxes for $10. So I tried it and it saved my kid money because it itemized for something that I didn't even know about. That not only made it so that he didn't owe the state, but he got something like $150 back from them. NICE.