Hey, abcdefz!

[ScarySquirrel]

You still do that writing papers thing for people? I've even got the five sources you can use to do the article with... I just need it e-mailed back to me by Thursday.

Seriously though, why the hell am I procrastinating so much? There's only this week left before finals and I don't want to do a damn thing except sit around and watch DVD's. I need my ass kicked or something, man.

No, for real, does anyone want to write a paper for me? I'll Paypal you some money or something.

I need my ass kicked.

[abcdefz]

:D

Whaddya want? Wallace Beery; wrestling picture! It practically writes itself!

[ScarySquirrel]

How about a philosophy paper explaining why pornography isn't immoral? Use one of the basic philosophical principles (like Mill, Kant, Socrates, or some other one I can't remember right now).

I've even got five sources for you... just make sure to use footnotes and no blockquotes.

No, but seriously, I need to get away from this computer and go work on homework. Someone cut my fingers off or something, but then I can't type my paper... Shit, I dunno.