What the squirrel...??

[DapperDiverge]

I was driving home from school today and I was about to take a right turn to get to my apartment when all of a sudden a tiny baby squirrel...it was sooooo cute....popped outta no where and started running towards my car!! I wanted to swerve but the timing couldn't be more awful.... if i were to have swerved i wouldv'e gotten into an accident and i wasn't about to wreck my car on a count of some squirrel... so i ran it over.:(

i felt 2 bumps when i ran over it and closed my eyes... i was simply mortified!! i checked my tires to see if there was any guts, but there wasn't... and when i went back out to scope the street, there was nothing there... no blood, no body...nothing!! I wonder if it survived?? i could've swore i hit it!! :confused:

it's like a jesus squirrel !! :cool:

[abcdefz]

...wait a couple of days and then take a deep whiff.

[Lyman Zerga]

just imagine you rolled over a baby cat and you feel better

[DapperDiverge]

will it smell like chicken?? or the other white meat??

[abcdefz]

The squirrel is probably pulp, stuck to the undercarriage of your car. As the car heats up, you'll smell decaying, burning squirrel meat and singeing fur. This will not be good. Get thee to a car wash.

[alexandra]

maybe some little kid found the dead squirrel and is playing with it as we write. i probably would.

[enree erzweglle]

I live in a neighborhood that's called "Squirrel Hill" and it's called that for a reason. At any given time of the year, I can see several squirrels in my front yard or on my porch alone--more in the tress. Dozens of them.

Usually when they're crossing the street and a car is coming, they freeze and refuse to move and it always looks to me like they're playing Chicken. Like they're thinking that they can take that car and then at the last minute, they panic WTF and then they bolt--usually for the wrong (furthest) curb and then they get hit by a car coming in the opposite direction.

I'm thinking that your baby squirrel is in squirrel heaven. I'm sorry. I cannot tell you how many squirrels I've scraped and buried.

[DapperDiverge]

my family has a tendency to kill animals by mistake... when i was a baby, my dad was in his truck and when he turned on the engine there was a huge blood curdling scream!! apparently a cat climbed under our the truck into the engine block and got stuck...my dad had no idea it was there and when the blades from the fan started, that cat was ground meat. glad i wasn't there to hear it!! (n) :eek:

[Lyman Zerga]

thats the 19658thst reason why i dont drive

i already feel bad when i accidently kill an ant
true story

[jackrock]

damn squirrel dissapeared... someone call Grissom

[beastiegirrl101]

DD I totally understand...I would be balling to. I cant even go to the zoo without getting extremely upset.

[Ace42X]

I was in a car that nearly ran over a hedgehog. It was cute and scurrying, and I was like "oh no!" And it curled up into a BALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!

Looking out of the backwindow, it still looked round and ball-shaped, which made me think it had been lucky, this time. It didn't look pancake shaped. I wonder if it survived.

[kaiser soze]

i love running over squirrels

that was a joke, I only enjoy hitting bicyclists

[Rock]

I was going from one friends house to another friend's house and a rabbit just ran in the road. It stopped and looked at me and we had eye contact and then bam! i nailed it. I felt soooo bad. But there wasn't anything I could have done to avoid it.
I also had a deer run into the side of my car once. I was driving...saw it come out of nowhere, slammed on my brakes...felt the thud on my car..looked in the side view mirror and saw it walking back to where it came from. No damage to the car....but I'm sure it walked off to its death in the woods.
I cried that night...

[Rock]

My friend was telling me about how him and some people were on their way home from school. They ran over a cat and laughed about it. But then really started laughing when they kept going back to run over it again and again until its head basically popped off.
They regret it today.

[enree erzweglle]

My friend was telling me about how him and some people were on their way home from school. They ran over a cat and laughed about it. But then really started laughing when they kept going back to run over it again and again until its head basically popped off.
They regret it today.People like that are sick. Man, it's a bad, bad sign when people can't feel empathy.

[roosta]

there was a squirrel on the pitch during the Champions League semi-final tonight.

[roosta]

Ummm...What does that mean?

during the Champions League semi-final tonight, there was a squirrel on the pitch

[TAL]

He's not lying.

[CrankItUp!]

People like that are sick. Man, it's a bad, bad sign when people can't feel empathy.
You're 100% right, Enree.

The only things I can stomach killing are insects and poisonous snakes.

[Lyman Zerga]

What about when you kill one on purpose?

i dont do that

[DapperDiverge]

man, these stories are so sad!!... Rock, that story though tops them all!!

i don't know if any of you remember but what happened to me today reminded me of that geico commercial where those 2 squirrels run on to the road and that car swerves off and crashes and the 2 squirrels started high fiving each other... i thought about that commerical all day...it's a damn squirrel conspiracy!!:mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah i would probably scream and jump around like a little pussy if they crawled around over here

fuck you, you just ruined my gangsta image
hope youre happy or die trying

[DapperDiverge]

i hate those fucking fire ants!! i remember sitting on this air conditioning unit when i was young and all these fire ants crawled up and bit me all over my hand...my hand got swollen and itched like a mother fucker!!

my grandma stepped into a fire ant mound and her leg turned gangrene and had to amputated:( she died soon after

[Rock]

I probably should have added that the cat died instantly after the first hit. But still its fucked up. Just thought I would clear that up.

[DapperDiverge]

^^

i hope they don't become serial killers or anything...you start with running cats over, next thing it's a bunch of kids on a crosswalk or people walking out of a wal-mart... but i bet they'd say you couldn't believe the rush!!

scary:eek:

[Rock]

yeah...i think i need to work on putting more details in my posts. They accidentally ran over the cat. It died instantly, they laughed about it. And ran over a few more times until its head basically popped off.

I haven't talked to 3 of the people that were in the car in over 10 years but the two others in the car are my good friends...and I assure you they are pretty "normal" and I know they feel real about it when its brought up.

[DapperDiverge]

^^

i guess kids find things like decapitating cats' heads amusing at that time like burning ants with a magnifying glass... i'm glad they finally grew a conscience though(y) ;)

[Medellia]

a couple of years ago I was in Dallas with a couple of friends. We were coming back VERY early in the morning (didn't get home until 5AM) and we had all been up for about two days. We were on some back road, not an actual highway because we were so tired and didn't want to crash into another car and there was some huge Oklahoma-Texas game that had ended just before we started home, so all the Okies were coming back at the same time and we wanted to avoid the traffic. The road we were on was COVERED with possums. LIVE possums, not flattened carcasses. So we squished about twenty because they were everywhere. Certainly wasn't on purpose, and my roommate (she was the one driving) tried to avoid them, but it was in vain.

Also, Beca kept falling asleep while driving. Luckily by the time that started happening I'd had a couple hours of sleep and was awake enough to grab the wheel when she'd veer off the road, which would wake her up for about ten minutes. I offered to drive, but she wouldn't let me. :(