I'm going to be awake for the next eighteen hours...

[ToucanSpam]

Name some things that I can do that are productive. Bills are already paid, french toast is cooking, the milk's been poured. I have an endless supply of time, so what of the following should I elect to do today? This is a poll, people. Choose wisely.

[voltanapricot]

Stick a hedgehog into your rectum!

[Planetary]

go with the star wars.

go out and buy lots of beer/dandylion&burdock, lots of doritos, and sit back...

[Jmoney77]

Star Wars ! WOOOO!

[Junker]

I think these in a row would be nice:

The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi

Star Wars rules!!!

[roosta]

wank into your hand then smack some kid in the face with it...

[ToucanSpam]

wank into your hand then smack some kid in the face with it...
That story still makes me cringe...

[ToucanSpam]

Why are you going to be up for 18 hours anyway?
Aside from violently pleasuring your mother while your father masturbates at an alarming velocity in the corner, I got up unusually early this morning to make french toast and watch sportscentre. It's 130pm and it feels like 4.


And I'm not going to bed until I win a damn game of Pictionary.

[paul jones]

take a walk around the neighborhood,whistling and say to strangers 'Hey Buddy,Have a nice day'

[ToucanSpam]

take a walk around the neighborhood,whistling and say to strangers 'Hey Buddy,Have a nice day'
That'll get me raped, Paul.


That'll get me raped.

[paul jones]

That'll get me raped, Paul.


That'll get me raped.

oh sorry, yeah,maybe you're right. I have my 1940's head on today

[ToucanSpam]

Glen Miller band was in the 1940s.

Go download some now and be sure to get Chattanooga Choochoo.


That's not code for gay sex by the way.

[paul jones]

Glen Miller band was in the 1940s.

Go download some now and be sure to get Chattanooga Choochoo.


That's not code for gay sex by the way.


yes it is, Turd told me

[DIGI]

smoke some crystal meth.