So everyone is telling me how smart I look now

[CrankItUp!]

All because I just got a pair of eye glasses today and wore them at work. I look fucking dorky in em I think - but that's cause I haven't had any glasses on since I was in elementary school. I'm not dissing anyone who does wear em - it's just that I've felt so damn embarassed about a couple of the regular customers telling me that I look smart/intelligent with them. And this remark an older gentleman told me today, "You're probably really good at computers, I bet you are!" And the truth of the matter is that I barely know how the fuck to plug one in and turn the motherfucker on !!! - after having one for going onto over 2 years now. I'm wearing them now still since lunch time when I picked em up...in hopes that I get use to em eventually, cause it's like I can see EVERY FUCKING THING NOW !!! Even ants on the fucking ground and shit ! My gf says she likes them too..probably just cause she wants to make me feel good. But I feel so self conscious wearing glasses again and getting the "smart" comments that make me feel even worse inside. But ALL YOU PEOPLE ON HERE know the "REAL ME!" though dont'cha !! Those of ya who are very familiar with every single "dumb-dick" thread I've started on here - right ??? :o

BTW - I'm such an eternal stupid fuck glutton for humiliation..dammit !

[kleptomaniac]

mine are like binoculars, oy

i've had glasses since i was four. :o


oh...will it make you feel better if i said, "gee, looking pretty dumb today?" :p

[enree erzweglle]

Yeah, a guy that I know :) likes when I wear glasses a lot.

"I'll meet you then and don't worry if you're late [he has a 50-mile drive] because I have reading."

"Oh, you'll have your glasses on, I'll be late."

I think I look crap in general and worse in glasses but to each his own I guess.