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jammytastic
04-21-2006, 02:49 PM
my mam keeps setting me up with this fucking tool. hes her friends son.

hes boring. and arrogant and horrible.

i was in his car and he put on james blunt.

james blunt.

he talks funny too.

ohhh yaaarrrsss jaaaaasssssteeenn.

wanker.

i told him i was very ill and needed to go straight away. this is the fourth time and my mam keeps making me go "one more time"

that was my last one more time.

james blunt?
TAL
04-21-2006, 02:55 PM
Get well soon.
jabumbo
04-21-2006, 03:06 PM
at least its a man
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:09 PM
WHAT KIND OF A MAN LISTENS TO JAMES BLUNT???
Freebasser
04-21-2006, 03:11 PM
James Blunt does.

Then he wraps a 50 quid note around his cock and goes at it.
Lyman Zerga
04-21-2006, 03:12 PM
did you fake cough?
DroppinScience
04-21-2006, 03:12 PM
WHAT KIND OF A MAN LISTENS TO JAMES BLUNT???

Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he put it on because he figured you'd like it.

That's the only conceivable reason I can come up with for why he played you James Blunt. :confused:
TAL
04-21-2006, 03:12 PM
WHAT KIND OF A MAN LISTENS TO JAMES BLUNT???


A sad and lonely man in need of a date or four set up by moms.
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:22 PM
but thats the thing. hes a rugby chap. very popular with the girls about the town. hes rich and good looking nice body and all the rest but hes just not my lettle of fish.

i didnt fake cough. i waited through 3 songs before i told him to turn the car around. actually it was quite mean. i just said i was sick and blah blah.

oh well.
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:24 PM
lets be honest here. he played james blunt to get into my ninnies which shows he listens to me not a jot. stupid men.
Freebasser
04-21-2006, 03:25 PM
You should've grabbed the wheel and aimed for the hard shoulder before diving out of the car at the very last moment.

Sure, you'd have a few bruises and cuts, but he'd probably be dead, or at least a little mutilated.
Echewta
04-21-2006, 03:27 PM
If i just type on a message board to you, can I get into your ninnies? what if I do this (y) ?
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:27 PM
mutilated. who saw hostel? was anyone else awfully dissapointed?
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:28 PM
If i just type on a message board to you, can I get into your ninnies? what if I do this (y) ?


id defo need a double thumbs up there chewie. what kinda gal do you think i am?
Echewta
04-21-2006, 03:28 PM
double thumbs? A loose girl apparently. Perhaps we should just have dinner and see a movie and skip the ninnies.
TAL
04-21-2006, 03:30 PM
She's probably not even wearing any.
Freebasser
04-21-2006, 03:30 PM
Watch out Chewie; it might be her time of the month... (n)(n)
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:31 PM
eeeeeeeeewwww! you just lowered the tone.

i wouldnt be used to that kind of dirty talk.
Freebasser
04-21-2006, 03:32 PM
I wish there were a brown thumbs up :(
jammytastic
04-21-2006, 03:32 PM
Watch out Chewie; it might be her time of the month... (n)(n)


thats just nasty.
Echewta
04-21-2006, 03:35 PM
Wait, what happened? Ok, I think I'm staying home tonight and playing checkers with Freebasser? Thanks FB. I had her going there. Way to cock block.
Freebasser
04-21-2006, 03:42 PM
Shut up and make your damn move already.
Echewta
04-21-2006, 03:43 PM
Its too late. Plus she sent me a PM saying she doesn't feel well and can't go out tonight.

Lets just rent a game and grab a pizza.
roosta
04-21-2006, 10:13 PM
we need to go on the razzle some time.....well played missus....
WillMac
04-24-2006, 06:47 AM
I know a secret......