my answering machine

[beastieluver85]

Alot people call me for simply wanting to hear my funny machine audios but, the last two have been dissapointing.:( If anyone could find it in the kindness of there heart to post ANY funny audios of anything machine wise or not,I would really appreciate it.THANKS!!!:D

(I especially like commercials that are funny)...(Ex: Weinerschnitzel):p

[TAL]

I don't have one.

[beastieluver85]

I don't have one.

Well @least you gave it thought... thats all I can ask.:)

[like2_drink]

your a very happy person, aren't you:rolleyes:

[beastieluver85]

I just try to keep a smile on.Plus I'm on BBMB... what else can I ask for from life???:)
(Yes that was serious.)

[jackrock]

try googleing around to find the George Costanza answering machine lyrics

edit: i have no audio tell me if this (http://www.accsoft.com.au/~quantum2/gsong.wav) is it?

[beastieluver85]

I have the audio... but, I like more fun less predictable audios like commericals for wierd shit.

[ericlee]

my favorite thing is just as simple as this....

leave a recording of you saying, "hello, I really can't hear you. Can you speak louder? wait, hello? Who is this? Dammit, I still can't hear you. Hold on a sec, let me turn this off. Ok, try again now."

and then put in "LOL, I've just fooled you, please leave your name and number after the beep." Trust me, I've done it and the results from the playback are better than anything.

[beastieluver85]

Alright I'm just putting the Mike D. audio where he says (in my opinion his greatest quote.):"I have no idea where we're at but, there is one thing we know the audiance will be drinking,smoking,and fucking."The way he says it is so funny 2 me...anyway:o

[alexandra]

"you're being watched." [beep]

[beastieluver85]

"you're being watched." [beep]

LOL... I would use it.Got an audio of a creepy voice?:p

[CrankItUp!]

"Dave's not here"

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

My voicemail is Spock, from Star Trek. It's actually Leonard Nimoy, he did it sometime in his career, a promotional thing, I dunno. I found the MP3 online somewhere. It goes as follows...

"Hello, this is science officer Spock. There are no intelligente life forms available to take your call, but at the prearranged audio signal, please leave your name and number. Live long, and prosper"

Then the Trekkie music comes in...yeah, I'm a nerd.

[beastieluver85]

My voicemail is Spock, from Star Trek. It's actually Leonard Nimoy, he did it sometime in his career, a promotional thing, I dunno. I found the MP3 online somewhere. It goes as follows...

"Hello, this is science officer Spock. There are no intelligente life forms available to take your call, but at the prearranged audio signal, please leave your name and number. Live long, and prosper"

Then the Trekkie music comes in...yeah, I'm a nerd.

Awww... can you post the audio?Please.:D

[alexandra]

what's wrong with your own voice.

[beastieluver85]

Thats to boring.I have only used my real voice 3 times.I hate it.I like shock value machines.LOL.I know thats wierd.:o

[alexandra]

you can still shock and be funny + original using your own voice.

[beastieluver85]

Well my last machine was my voice in 3 diffrent styles with this pie joke between me and my brother and, 4 people called with the wrong number and they were like WTF? I brightend there day!:D I'll stick with the Mike one untill my mom yells at me for him saying fuck:rolleyes: ...

[alexandra]

pie. :D


btw, do you guys pronounce π/3.14 as pie? (maybe not your area. :rolleyes: )

[HEIRESS]

ours is my brother playing a tune on this easter bunny that has noise makin buttons you can make songs with

its pretty much fucking awesome

[sab0tage]

pie. :D




mmmmmmmmmmmm...pie

[burbboi]

Download some soundboards (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml) at ebaumsworld (http://www.ebaumsworld.com), fuck around with them and make your own!

Check out the prank calls (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml) section to hear them in action

P.S A few of the Arnold Schwartzenegger made my crap my drawers in laughter

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Awww... can you post the audio?Please.:D

Thats the trouble, I can't remember where I found it. But if anyone wants it, PM me.

[beastieluver85]

O.K. This women just called me and was like I accidently dialed your # and I heard your machine funniest thing ever!!!She called me back again 6 in the morn. to hear it again...