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zorra_chiflada
04-21-2006, 07:00 PM
this is in response to zippo being all intellectual. i'm not one of those smart people. ouch my brain. :(
ok, now lets talk about inane bullshit. not boring shit about yourself though, because it's likely i don't care.
i will think of an example in a later post. but now it is your turn. so fucking post.
insertnamehere
04-21-2006, 07:02 PM
theres this walrus in japan and he does situps and it's awesome. and also in russia they're having a pig olympics.
yeahwho
04-21-2006, 07:02 PM
Let's talk about monkeys. The type with funny faces and stuff.
zorra_chiflada
04-21-2006, 07:03 PM
theres this walrus in japan and he does situps and it's awesome. and also in russia they're having a pig olympics.
^
this is awesome shit right here!
keep it up folks!
monkey
04-21-2006, 07:03 PM
apparently, all my threads are inane and vapid.
insertnamehere
04-21-2006, 07:04 PM
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/walrus-sit-ups-p1.php
i think he does situps better than me. i cant believe a walrus beats me at situps.
jabumbo
04-21-2006, 07:04 PM
it takes too much work to be good at being pointless
yeahwho
04-21-2006, 07:06 PM
my head hurts like a sore
tracky
04-21-2006, 07:07 PM
mmmm bacon
yeahwho
04-21-2006, 07:08 PM
Yeah! I read the pig thing in a magazine. It was a Russian magazine actually, it's a bilingual one I found and I started learning a few words.
stp it with big word s Anders
I like that sketch in The State where they had divided the screen and had an intellectual and a simple joke at the same time.
yeahwho
04-21-2006, 07:15 PM
Tal, have you tracked any monkey's with lasers lately?
It's just a quote from a tv show. I don't actually do it myself.
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1170380&postcount=1826
yeahwho
04-21-2006, 07:16 PM
break (http://webpages.ursinus.edu/elweis/narc/gallery/08_(drool)_12-01-03_PM.jpg)
jennyb
04-21-2006, 08:14 PM
So I finally heard Built To Spill's new album You In Reverse... shit's good!
Um, yeah so is it really true that shoe size is relative to well you know...? :confused:
Steven Colbert had a baby bald eagle named after him. :)
Knuckles
04-21-2006, 08:16 PM
Um, yeah so is it really true that shoe size is relative to well you know...? :confused:
no
jennyb
04-21-2006, 08:20 PM
kthx!
TurdBerglar
04-21-2006, 08:27 PM
knuckles must have huge feet
Knuckles
04-21-2006, 08:28 PM
size 18 :(
jennyb
04-22-2006, 01:37 AM
awww.... it's all good Knucks!
?!?! (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html)
jackrock
04-22-2006, 01:39 AM
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/walrus-sit-ups-p1.php
i think he does situps better than me. i cant believe a walrus beats me at situps.
you know, when doing sit ups your not supposed to touch your head, or your neck
jackrock
04-22-2006, 01:45 AM
awww.... it's all good Knucks!
?!?! (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html)
what?! the jpn reads 25.6, 23.7, etc... on my show the . must have rubbed off, i was bragging to all my friends that in japan i have a 255 shoe size :mad:
alexandra
04-22-2006, 08:59 AM
?!?! (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html)
WARNING!
If reading this page gives you an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical help right away.
hahaha.
yeahwho
04-22-2006, 09:36 AM
Breaks over, How about the Gatorade "penis' Conspiracy"? (http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html)
insertnamehere
04-22-2006, 10:23 AM
what?! the jpn reads 25.6, 23.7, etc... on my show the . must have rubbed off, i was bragging to all my friends that in japan i have a 255 shoe size :mad:
jackrock's penis is 5.58 inches, hahahahahahaaaaa!
Rancid_Beasties
04-22-2006, 10:48 AM
Zorra's shoes are HUGE! CLOWN FEET!
semi-nolled.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/walrus-sit-ups-p1.php
i think he does situps better than me. i cant believe a walrus beats me at situps.
this reminds me of this time i went to the zoo, and there was this chimpanzee, or orangutan, i forget. outside of his cage there was this metal bar, and they challenged the audience to try to get it to move, to make it slide to the left or the right. i guess it was 500 pounds of resistance or something. anyway nobody could do it and they said that the monkey could do it one-handedly.
i don't know why i remembered that.
then there was this alligator turtle. he was HUGE, but his tank was one of the smallest in the aquarium, he barely had room to move. they said, however, that he didn't need any space, alligator turtles apparently don't move very often. they catch food by sticking out their tongue, which looks like a worm, and they lure fish into their mouths. they only get up every 45 minutes or so to breather. i saw it breathe, it was cool.
sometimes i think i'm not unlike an alligator turtle. i don't need much room. i only get up every 45 minutes or so to breathe. i wish i could trick food into coming to me, though. but on the other hand, i don't like fish.
jabumbo
04-22-2006, 12:44 PM
Breaks over, How about the Gatorade "penis' Conspiracy"? (http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html)
apparently skyscrapers that are tall and square also look like a penis
who would have thunk it!
alexandra
04-22-2006, 12:55 PM
am i paranoid? YES YOU'RE PARANOID!
ericlee
04-22-2006, 01:15 PM
you know, of all the obsessions in the world, apotemnophilia is the best.
It's too easy to walk around being someone you aren't. It's just an act and people get paid for acting. It's how they make a living but, apotemnophilia is really deep. People desire that obsession so much that they will go to great extremes to meet their demand.
Wow.
Don't ask why I thought of it. It just popped in my head and I'm a simple person too who happened to miss this thread earlier.
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