DORKS

[kll]

Have you ever met someone and they seem cool at first, but then the more you get to know them, the dorkier they get (not in the cute-dorky sense, but in the true dork sense) and then you start to get really really annoyed with them? We all have our dork threshold, some more than others, but some people are just full-blown dorks to the point where you don't even know how they function in society without getting the shit kicked out of them.

[Echewta]

You got that from one hour with me?

[mickill]

I think this happens to the people that meet you, ALL THE TIME.

[kll]

I think this happens to the people that meet you, ALL THE TIME.

so predicatable. i was counting the seconds before this was posted.

[kll]

You got that from one hour with me?

<3

all i wanted to do was bite your butt..
















still do.

[mickill]

so predicatable. i was counting the seconds before this was posted.
I forgot the LOL at the end!

[kll]

LOL

DORK!

[burbboi]

One of my managers at work is suuuuuuper hot but a massive dork. All she talks about is SG-1 and how hot Dean Anderson (of MacGyver fame) is. She'll wear these sexy outfits but anchor them ugly-assed velcro running shoes.

[yeahwho]

Thats me in a nutshell. I'm really cool when you first meet me, then within an hour of talking to me I'm like "George Bush" and you just want to kick my ass.

LOL

[Freebasser]

Hey kll, I think everyone who meets you thinks that. HAHA! LMAO *snort*

[mickill]

I have a feeling that this thread is actually about the people who meet kll, everybody!

[Freebasser]

*pushes glasses up just a touch*

[yeahwho]

*pushes glasses up just a touch*

I did just turn in my supercool giorgio armani black framed glasses for a pair of retro 70's monsieur gunmetal LARGE frames. I don't think I'm going to be able to pull it off.

No shit.

I am a dork.

[enree erzweglle]

...see my collection cheese and belly button lent sculpturesLent & Easter are over for awhile, but maybe Skye could use some of your sculptures ala this thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=65844).

[Sarky Devotchka]

my first real boyfriend was like that.

one time I found him outside painting in watercolors wearing a Daytona Beach tank top. AND HE WASN'T BEING IRONIC! I was like, "hey, nice tank top!" and he said, "what? you don't like it?" all sad and he went inside and changed.

also, he gave me a watercolor painting when we first dated, and when we broke up, he asked for it back. turns out he gives that same painting to girls he likes! then takes it back! what?!

[cosmo105]

^hahaha. that's a good idea.

i just got out of culinary arts 111 so i smell like vegetable broth :(


p.s. kerri's a dork in every single sense of the word and holy shit the guy next to me is wearing pink shoes

[Nuzzolese]

Is he being IRONIC?!?! I fucking hate people who are always being ironic. Get your own damn personality, already, make your own jokes. I know so many hot girls who are big dorks. It's adorable though! It just makes them so endearing and it offsets the hotness in a nice way.

[cosmo105]

like me, right? right?! oh god please say yes

[DandyFop]

c'mon cos, the only thing hot about you is your butthole after that veggie burrito you had.

[cosmo105]

:o


guys, seriously, i smell like soup. i want to go home and shower before my next class :(

[Nuzzolese]

Cosmo's going to be in the shower??? :eek: Will it be...soapy

[cosmo105]

i'm mexican. i shower in dirt, hot sauce, and children

and catholic guilt

[Nuzzolese]

(whisper to dandy) I can never understand what she's saying but she gets the floors spotless.

[cosmo105]

your kids call me mom, gringo.

[Nuzzolese]

See, grassyass.

[DandyFop]

(whisper to dandy) I can never understand what she's saying but she gets the floors spotless.


yes, but let's make sure to watch her carefully today. last week I noticed an avacado was missing. You know how they like that guacamole.

[cosmo105]

i never take nothing from kitchen! all you give me is leftovers and bones and i make do with what i can! and LOOK HOW YOU WASTE! all this good food you put in the trash? your kids, they eat nothing! i make them good food and they eat nothing! AY DIOS MIO AND SHIT!

[Nuzzolese]

So cute!!

[DandyFop]

I know this is horrifying, and I don't live in a mansion, but my grandma was really rich, and she once had her maid, this Guatemalan lady, come live with us in Sacramento.

I used to pee my pants a lot, like after I should have been out of diapers, so I still wore them at a fairly old age (I can't remember how old, like a year or two after I should have been out of them I guess). When my friends would come over she would bring them to my closet and show them the diapers and say "she still has to wear these". It was like this secret evil thing she did, that I never told my parents about untill years later.