If you could give yourself head

[Lex Diamonds]

Would ya?

[zorra_chiflada]

no

[ms.peachy]

Only if I'd bought myself a fancy dinner or a nice piece of jewelry first. What kind of a cheap slut do I think I am?

[Lyman Zerga]

you wish

[Medellia]

Padster, you didn't answer your own question.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, I waited cuz I didn't wanna be the only one.

[Medellia]

The only one what? The only one to answer or the only one to say "why yes, I would suck myself off"?

To be honest I don't know if I would or not. Guess I would attempt it if I was flexible enough, but as for it being a regular thing, no idea. Doubt I would, but ya never know.

[Lex Diamonds]

I didn't want to be exposed as the only sexual deviant on the boards. Luckily you're all sick fuckers.

[Medellia]

Hahaha! I'm pretty sure most people would at least attempt it if flexibilibility weren't an issue. Just out of curiosity if nothing else.

[DandyFop]

randy voted "that's sick" with two different screen names, hahaha.

Yeah I would try it if there was any possibility.

[Randetica]

i always vote twice cause im cool like that

[Ace42X]

Auto-fellatio is the way to go. It rhymes, so it must be true.

[CrankItUp!]

I poked myself in the eye with it once while leaning over but I'd never put it in my mouth...cos I don't know where my flagpole has been. :cool:

[trailerprincess]

Alexis Arquette can suck himself off.

[wanton wench]

who is jealous of this little guy? (http://photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/monkey-sucker.jpg)

[Lex Diamonds]

who is jealous of this little guy? (http://photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/monkey-sucker.jpg)
I'm not really jealous of being able to suck monkeypole.

[alexandra]

hell yeah. and i'd do it everywhere. at the movies, on the bus, at the dinner table, ... no, not really. just in bed. maybe.

[wanton wench]

I'm not really jealous of being able to suck monkeypole.
who the hell would want to suck monkeypole :confused: i'm talking about his ability, flex-ability, talent, neck-limberness, sucking skills.......you get the point.

[Lex Diamonds]

who the hell would want to suck monkeypole :confused: i'm talking about his ability, flex-ability, talent, neck-limberness, sucking skills.......you get the point.
Auto-fellatio is only acceptable when I'm doing it. Seeing anyone else do it would just be wrong.

[P of R]

I used to.

[wanton wench]

Auto-fellatio is only acceptable when I'm doing it. Seeing anyone else do it would just be wrong.
so your saying you dont want to compare skills? :D

[Guy Incognito]

Bill hicks : "Girls, if men could blow themselves, you'd be sitting here alone..watching an empty stage"

[monkey]

i havent tried, but i know im not that bendy. but this goes with what i told a friend today -

"the only pussy i want in my mouth is my own. and since that's not viable, i cant be a lesbian."

[hpdrifter]

I said no, but not because I think its gross. Just because I think I'd feel kinda silly and I couldn't enjoy it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Bill hicks : "Girls, if men could blow themselves, you'd be sitting here alone..watching an empty stage"
Genius. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

bump!!!

[yooooo]

I heard Marylin Manson can.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I heard he had a rib removed so he could do it.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

i am surprised at how many people said no to this.

[Justin]

I'd rather jack off than give myself head.

I dont want any dick in my mouth!

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd rather jack off than give myself head.

I dont want any dick in my mouth!
But you want a dick in your hand?

[Rock]

id rather touch a dick with my hand than touch a dick with my mouth.

when i was younger I said I would totally do it if I could. But I saw a picture of someone I know doing it....and it made me change my mind.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

i can lick my asshole while autofellating. beat that. not that i do, i said i can

[yooooo]

i am able to do that to + while jumping out of an helicopter.

not that i do, i said i can

[b i o n i c]

i can lick my own tits :p

[yooooo]

were you bored?

[Yeti]

I actually clicked this disgusting thread. I am a little disappointed that nobody asked Padster if he would swallow.

[Lex Diamonds]

Sure, it's just like picking your nose and eating it. Or drinking your own piss, and I do those all the time.

[kaiser soze]

I poke myself in the bellybutton every morning...

does that count?

[hardnox71]

If I could do that I would never leave the fucking house.

[Bitchamachacha]

Nah.

Why get my chin all greasy when a vibrator can do the job well enough, if not better?

[steve-onpoint]

Only if I'd bought myself a fancy dinner or a nice piece of jewelry first. What kind of a cheap slut do I think I am?

An intelligent one. With a great mind. And a beautiful soul. And a...

[skra75]

check out the poll results and who voted for what LOL

[Lex Diamonds]

I think this thread needs to be resurrected.

[beastieangel01]

done! LOL

[Freebasser]

Nothing better than choking on your own cumberland sausage (y)

[b i o n i c]

done

[monkey]

Daddy, what's that monkey doing?
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f212/cmuterhyme/image001.jpg

im ashamed. and a little proud. but mostly ashamed. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah so anyway, to the guys that said yes: would you swallow?

And to the girls: would you still do it at "that time of the month"?

[Freebasser]

Swallowing's part of the fun.

[Bitchamachacha]

If it's hard for a man to satisfy me with his tongue, why should I bother when my battery operated "friend" can do the job every time?

[b i o n i c]

^^ like this (http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductDetails.aspx?pid=17419&UID=0rexUI20061120070622) ? ^^
or that (http://tinyurl.com/pbyc9)

[QueenAdrock]

I actually don't think I would because it's messy for girls and the girl taste definitely doesn't appeal to me. It's easier for guys to say they'd do it, because they could just cum into tissues or something. When you go down on a chick, it gets everywhere...if you're doing it right.

[Bitchamachacha]

^^ like this (http://www.edenfantasys.com/ProductDetails.aspx?pid=17419&UID=0rexUI20061120070622) ? ^^
or that (http://tinyurl.com/pbyc9)

That, my dear, is a secret.

[b i o n i c]

what secret?! its all over the intraknits...

[Randetica]

i have no urge to eat myself out even when i love my vaggie (y)

it's ummm unnatural?

i would really love to eat out other girls though