Need some input on my movie script...

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Here is the description...

"John Deere Deer" (PG-17) A touching TRUE story! In 1970 in the John Deere Headquarters in Moline, Illinois. Marketing Executive Jacob Henderson (Jack Nicholson) thought it'd be a great idea to capture a real deer, dye it John Deere green and have it paraded around the country as the John Deer "Deer" mascot. Only problem was - the dye in the green paint Jacob used to dye the poor deer caused the membranes of the deer to become inflamed - and caused the deer to fall into insanity. Watch as the fire-eyed crazed green deer terrorized Moline, Illinois for 13 straight days leaving behind 47 wounded, and three dead. (3 hrs, 2 min. Graphic violence, adult language, drug use/reference, sodomy, implied beastiality)

Any input?

[Lex Diamonds]

Replace the sodomy with mutual cunnilingus and it's a winner. (y)

[Planetary]

lol @ sodomy and beastiality.

that would be the most fucked up film ever.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I'm actually on the phone with Jack Nicholson right now, in negotiations.

[Planetary]

ask him if he'll play the deer.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

He's cool with the horns, but doesn't like Green. I was all like "But Jack, tell me the truth here, in one of your past interviews I could have sworn you said you liked Green." Then he's all like, "You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!".

Yeah, we're still negotiating.

[Randetica]

hahahahahahaa


god knows im an ignorant movie twat
but i would watch this one f00 shizzle

[Planetary]

ask him if he'll go with a green and leans slightly towards teal. and bigger horns. that'll bring him around.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I've come up with another another synopsis, again, input is appreciate...

"Bi-Polar" (R) the touching, true story of a polar bear in Alaska who learns he not only enjoys the lady bears, but gets just as excited about some of the male bears he meets also. He struggles with these feelings and his sexuality most of the movie and only at the end of the movie does he come to terms with being a bi-polar bear. (Graphic violence, sexual situations, nudity, sodomy, drug use) (1 hr, 20 min)

[burbboi]

needs more aliens

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

needs more aliens

We're trying to get Dennis Rodman. Great actor.