A downside of community perishables in the break room

[abcdefz]

...I'm out of salsa for my rice, so I looked to see what else we had.

Hmm. Newman's own. Italian. That might be good.

Something made me look for an expiration date.

Next best thing: Best if bought by.... drumroll please....

May 2004.

Okay. Toss that.

Oh! Here's anothe --

February 2002.

So now we have no salad dressing left. I'm not sure at what point oil "expires," but if it's got a date on it that long ago, I think we'll play it safe.

When I first got here, all the expired medications were cleared out an replaced. :eek:

[abcdefz]

Oh!

We have some four day-old pizza, if anybody wants some. (y)

[burbboi]

Someone stole my turkey sandwiches 2 days ago. I was fucking piiiiised. Had to do with applesauce and crackers instead.

[abcdefz]

We've got summer sausage and Wheatables crackers today. Everybody should come over. :)

[Bob]

salsa and rice, you say?

[marsdaddy]

Expiration dates are a plot to get you to buy more.

[abcdefz]

salsa and rice, you say?


Yeah. Brown rice, salsa. (y)

I have fresh spinach on the side, then the brown rice and salsa and a can of tuna get mixed together. It's a pretty healthy lunch that's fast.

[abcdefz]

Expiration dates are a plot to get you to buy more.


...and you get to raise children? :D