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[beastieluver85]

The most spine-tingling disturbing and, gross thing you ever saw or heard of?:o I'll explian later.LOL.

[Ace42X]

The most "spine-tingley" things I've ever heard of were more spooky than gross, but here is an anecdote that may be true.

Although technically "A friend of a friend" (foaflore), the person that told me said it was theoretical that he could actually meet the person in question, and as such HE thought it had the ring of truth.

So, this chick goes to her doctor with an itchy vadge. In itself, not a bit deal, usually it would just result in being directed to vagisil, or whatever. But on this occasion the doctor found some worms. Again, on its own, not necessarily that alarming. Gross, but you can imagine that some couples are less careful practising anal sex than others. The really gross bit is what follows. You see, rather than the doctor prescribing medication, the doctor said "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police, you see these worms only lay their eggs in one place, decaying flesh. And I am obliged to alert the authorities in cases of potential necrophilia."

You see, it turns out that the girl's boyfriend worked as a mortician, and he had been bear-backing the corpses, getting little wormy-eggs all over his bell end and under his foreskin, and then going back to his girl, and feeding her the sauce.

Again, this is an allegedly true story.

[kleptomaniac]

i thought of dead baby jokes (http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm) right off the bat for some reason...yeah? :confused:

it's VERY disturbing stuff.

[cosmo105]

Although technically "A friend of a friend" (foaflore), the person that told me said it was theoretical that he could actually meet the person in question, and as such HE thought it had the ring of truth.

So, this chick goes to her doctor with an itchy vadge. In itself, not a bit deal, usually it would just result in being directed to vagisil, or whatever. But on this occasion the doctor found some worms. Again, on its own, not necessarily that alarming. Gross, but you can imagine that some couples are less careful practising anal sex than others. The really gross bit is what follows. You see, rather than the doctor prescribing medication, the doctor said "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police, you see these worms only lay their eggs in one place, decaying flesh. And I am obliged to alert the authorities in cases of potential necrophilia."

You see, it turns out that the girl's boyfriend worked as a mortician, and he had been bear-backing the corpses, getting little wormy-eggs all over his bell end and under his foreskin, and then going back to his girl, and feeding her the sauce.

Again, this is an allegedly true story.
it was something else, but now it's this.

[beastieluver85]

O.K there is this girl (a friend of mine) I like to freak out.And, she hates the thought of nails on a chalk-board so I said picture someone getting there face slammed against a chalkboard till they break there teeth... or someone who opens there mouth and just slides there teeth against the board...(it even bothered me.)She cried then I felt bad.:o

[beastieluver85]

The most "spine-tingley" things I've ever heard of were more spooky than gross, but here is an anecdote that may be true.

Although technically "A friend of a friend" (foaflore), the person that told me said it was theoretical that he could actually meet the person in question, and as such HE thought it had the ring of truth.

So, this chick goes to her doctor with an itchy vadge. In itself, not a bit deal, usually it would just result in being directed to vagisil, or whatever. But on this occasion the doctor found some worms. Again, on its own, not necessarily that alarming. Gross, but you can imagine that some couples are less careful practising anal sex than others. The really gross bit is what follows. You see, rather than the doctor prescribing medication, the doctor said "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police, you see these worms only lay their eggs in one place, decaying flesh. And I am obliged to alert the authorities in cases of potential necrophilia."

You see, it turns out that the girl's boyfriend worked as a mortician, and he had been bear-backing the corpses, getting little wormy-eggs all over his bell end and under his foreskin, and then going back to his girl, and feeding her the sauce.

Again, this is an allegedly true story.
YOU WIN!!!:eek:

[kleptomaniac]

whooooa! :eek:

that's not the kinda story you'd tell around a campfire!

[beastieluver85]

whooooa! :eek:

that's not the kinda story you'd tell around a campfire!

Or just maybe I would...

This is no-longer my thread that shit... is the worst ever.I highly doubt that will be topped.

[Chicka B]

Um, I don't think I'll post any pictures, but there's this site that shows pictures and videos of freak accidents. There was one video of this kid just crossing the street with his backpack on, then one car runs the red light and some other car just rams into it and the car rolls over the kid and you can see has backpack go flying and all the papers falling out of it. Also there was pictures of this dude with his face literally ripped off, some girl after she got ran over by a truck and her brain was all falling out, a guy in a motorcycle accident, and a guy that got ran over by a train. It was seriously the freakiest shit I ever seen, and now I know how easy and quick your life can just end. :(

[beastieluver85]

Um, I don't think I'll post any pictures, but there's this site that shows pictures and videos of freak accidents. There was one video of this kid just crossing the street with his backpack on, then one car runs the red light and some other car just rams into it and the car rolls over the kid and you can see has backpack go flying and all the papers falling out of it. Also there was pictures of this dude with his face literally ripped off, some girl after she got ran over by a truck and her brain was all falling out, a guy in a motorcycle accident, and a guy that got ran over by a train. It was seriously the freakiest shit I ever seen, and now I know how easy and quick your life can just end. :(

awww...Thats true.I saw a bad accident once.I was sad for like ever.:(

[Ace42X]

I highly doubt that will be topped.

I do like a challenge, although I do think that was prolly the premium anecdote.

Two things:

Firstly, I did not see this, but the guys I lived with had it on their PC, and it is, quite definitly, undeniably true. They described it as the grossest porn ever.

This ugly chick, who may well have been a crack-whore, was getting nailed in the ass. There is a big white load... And then, get this, out of the spunky gaping ring-hole, *some little black things crawl out* - ticks or something. Out of her ass. And the guy put his cock in there!

Secondly, this is possibly an urban legend, more so than the other two, but I have heard pretty reasonable people repeat it, so I dunno:

There is a rumour about a chick who had a weird perversion for fucking shellfish. She nailed a lobster. The lobster had parasites, and they infested her vagina. She eventually was found dead in the shower, a seething mass of these parasites having reached maturity, and torn their way out of her genitals.

Sounds like something out of the X-files, doesn't it?

[beastieluver85]

I do like a challenge, although I do think that was prolly the premium anecdote.

Two things:

Firstly, I did not see this, but the guys I lived with had it on their PC, and it is, quite definitly, undeniably true. They described it as the grossest porn ever.

This ugly chick, who may well have been a crack-whore, was getting nailed in the ass. There is a big white load... And then, get this, out of the spunky gaping ring-hole, *some little black things crawl out* - ticks or something. Out of her ass. And the guy put his cock in there!

Secondly, this is possibly an urban legend, more so than the other two, but I have heard pretty reasonable people repeat it, so I dunno:

There is a rumour about a chick who had a weird perversion for fucking shellfish. She nailed a lobster. The lobster had parasites, and they infested her vagina. She eventually was found dead in the shower, a seething mass of these parasites having reached maturity, and torn their way out of her genitals.

Sounds like something out of the X-files, doesn't it?

Yes, it does.That umm hmmm...like.out of words

[Chicka B]

^That's some nasty shit dude. I think my aunt told me something similar. She said she saw a picture on the internet of some girl laying by a toilet with worms coming out of her hole and all over the floor. The things you find on the internet can give me nightmares and make me so paranoid. :( My dad showed me this video of a guy at a bank that put a gun in his mouth and blew his brain out.

And recently I seen an accident on the highway for the first time. I didn't witness it, but we must've came 2-3 minutes after it happened because all of a sudden police cars, ambulances, and fire trucks started coming. Then a helicopter landed in the middle of the highway, and I think the person died because the helicopter just left. Then the news people came. I thought it was weird how you could just die in an accident then just 10 minutes later people will be talking on the news about it, like they have no sympathy. I thought, that coulda been my family dieing if we were there 3 minutes ago.

[beastieluver85]

^That's some nasty shit dude. I think my aunt told me something similar. She said she saw a picture on the internet of some girl laying by a toilet with worms coming out of her hole and all over the floor. The things you find on the internet can give me nightmares and make me so paranoid. :( My dad showed me this video of a guy at a bank that put a gun in his mouth and blew his brain out.

Awww... why did he show you then?Its like those terorist videos the beheadings and shit, it makes me so sad.So not like la.:(

[Randetica]

the rotten site is sick shit but you know that already


im only interested in seeing dead celebrities over there

[beastieluver85]

the rotten site is sick shit but you know that already


im only interested in seeing dead celebrities over there

awww...hun' awww... I respect your opinion but, you gotta remember there is alot of celebs you like , like I dont know the Beasties....:o

[Chicka B]

I saw marlyn monroe and tupac's autopsy photos. :(

[Ace42X]

^That's some nasty shit dude. I think my aunt told me something similar. She said she saw a picture on the internet of some girl laying by a toilet with worms coming out of her hole and all over the floor.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm

^^^ No pictures, it debunks it, but still not for the faint hearted.

[Chicka B]

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm

^^^ No pictures, it debunks it, but still not for the faint hearted.

SHEEEIT. (!)

[Randetica]

awww...hun' awww... I respect your opinion but, you gotta remember there is alot of celebs you like , like I dont know the Beasties....:o

no i dont wanna see the dead bodies of famous people that i like

saw dead elvis though but it was harmless, no blood and stuff

hahahaha just joking everyone knows he is still alive, right?

hahahaaaaaheheehmm.. :(



marilyn monroe didnt look like marilyn as dead version
its still weird to me and very interesting

[drizl]

that whole lobster parasite vagina thing is freaking me out



immediately i was reminded of those "faces of death" movies...fuck! i cant believe i used to watch that shit!

[Chicka B]

that whole lobster parasite vagina thing is freaking me out



immediately i was reminded of those "faces of death" movies...fuck! i cant believe i used to watch that shit!

Damn, I watched those too. Have you seen the one with the dude in the electric chair? Jesus. :(

[ggirlballa]

I saw marlyn monroe and tupac's autopsy photos. :(


i saw tupac's "supposedly" autopsy photos it was sick and disturbing. but many say its fake:confused:

i haven't seen marlyn's.

ok something that was disturbing to me. this guy i sit next to in math is so vulgar. he started talking about if it was possible for a snake to go into a woman's vagina.:eek: and i wanted to slap his face till he started bleeding! :mad:

[drizl]

Damn, I watched those too. Have you seen the one with the dude in the electric chair? Jesus. :(

i dont remember...i remember seeing one where some dictator middle eastern man was sawing off a mans arm, one where a bunch of asshole sin helicopters were shooting poor people with machine guns, one where a guy jumped off a rooftop and his legs where detatched from his body...eww...no more.

[Ace42X]

A lot of the "faces of death" footage was faked. The electric chair footage was completely faked.

[zorra_chiflada]

lamprey fingers!

[Ace42X]

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

Make sure volume is up, and check the homepage (http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm) to see the whole series in order, it gets darker and darker.

The second episode (http://www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm) is probably the most spine-chilling and disturbed thing I have seen, thanks for reminding me Zorra.

[CJM]

lamprey fingers!

i wasn't going to say anything...until this was uttered. that shit was nasty.

[CrankItUp!]

I've got a fucking weak ass stomach now after just reading that "worms" story =TOTALLY BIZARRE !!! :eek:

[enree erzweglle]

snopes (http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.htm)

[abcdefz]

The most "spine-tingley" things I've ever heard of were more spooky than gross, but here is an anecdote that may be true.

Although technically "A friend of a friend" (foaflore), the person that told me said it was theoretical that he could actually meet the person in question, and as such HE thought it had the ring of truth.

So, this chick goes to her doctor with an itchy vadge. In itself, not a bit deal, usually it would just result in being directed to vagisil, or whatever. But on this occasion the doctor found some worms. Again, on its own, not necessarily that alarming. Gross, but you can imagine that some couples are less careful practising anal sex than others. The really gross bit is what follows. You see, rather than the doctor prescribing medication, the doctor said "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police, you see these worms only lay their eggs in one place, decaying flesh. And I am obliged to alert the authorities in cases of potential necrophilia."

You see, it turns out that the girl's boyfriend worked as a mortician, and he had been bear-backing the corpses, getting little wormy-eggs all over his bell end and under his foreskin, and then going back to his girl, and feeding her the sauce.

Again, this is an allegedly true story.


Not true.


Snopes' page (http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/corpse.htm)

[alexandra]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=65982

[abcdefz]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=65982



...that one, he said he was kidding during the same interview. They just excerpted the, uh... juicy part.

But who knows.

[alexandra]

i wouldn't be surprised.

[abcdefz]

The thing I thought of with Cruise's remark was: even if he's just kidding, I mean.... wow. How did his mind even GO there, you know? I would've never thought of that sort of ritual in a million years.

Well, maybe a million.

[alexandra]

it'd be a great story to tell his daughter when she grows up.

btw, a straight translation of "placenta" into swedish would be "mother-cookie". :D

[abcdefz]

oh my

[alexandra]

you gotta admit it's pretty awesome.

[instigator7022]

that whole lobster parasite vagina thing is freaking me out



immediately i was reminded of those "faces of death" movies...fuck! i cant believe i used to watch that shit!


yeah I watched one of those. It was messed up. I also saw a pic on the internet of a kid's hand that got stuck in a meat grinder. Ugh that killed me and still kills me to this day

[Lex Diamonds]

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.