The Greatest Song Ever

[g-mile7]

too funny not to share espcially since most of y'all might have never heard this song before



Wu-Tang Clan(U-God): Black Shampoo

Hard days of work
You had a hard day at work baby
I want you to sit down, relax
While I soak you in my mentals
Backrub style, watch this, yo, yo
Massage, peppermint oil, shampoo and pears
Cinnamin, aloe, natural for you hair
So lather the soap, coconut conditioning
Honey lather, blood flowing, love glistening
Motion lotion, breeze, over the ocean
Lovers, bath crystals, lovers bun scrubbers
Hot milk bath, steam shower rubbing
These will splash long loving in your oven
Make it off, break it off, till it gets soft
Passion fruit, pussy cat, want to touch it off
In and out, rapers patients, Hershey's Kisses get a style
Stress reliever soak your feet, air them out
Brain message, think about pink
Stress relieving, no dishes in the sink
Upper lower, left, right, neck don't play
Back rub, count on, take me away
Waterfall beads, streams, plush and lavish
Come with me through all the damn madness
Night breeze at sea, sipping tea
You and your queen melodies, and trees, 85 degrees
Jet skis breeze
Scraping water on chocolate, butter scotch flowers
Vapor action, tropical sunshower
Baby powder, relax, feel for an hour
Sand suntan, snuggled up snug
Snowey days, fireplace, oriental rug
Thugs, lay on the couch, pull it out, perfect balance
Chemical stimuli, two tokes off the chalace
Complete silence, what surround us
Whats the finest, wrapped in cold sheets
Vanilla apple heat, loop played jazz music, coffee pillow sleeps
Breakfast in bed, early morning sun treats
Sunset level, suprise sunrises, hell
Lay on the couch, while I clip your toenails(nasty bastard)
Dreams of peaches and cream steam secret spells
Soft spoken gospel, Barry White acapell
Violin, good medicine, sound swell
Sunshine like, the right, without the hell
Taste sugar, wise storm steam stick
Slowdance drink, like nights over Egypt
Having, stabbing, calm chilling now we rolling
Company, ice cream licking now we holding
Gentle force, warm tingle of the golden
Open loose, ice cubes, kiss your belly
Alcohol, palm trees, peanut butter jelly(??)
Almond twirl, fantastic melodies
Soon, taste these spoons
Wiping me with toon, fly wine, prize storm
Now it's high noon, rasberry spices
Cherry breath, drink from the mountain, sip the very best
Sounds of the shore, every winter is a war
Paradise life, recipe now pour
Musicness, model, gentle mental
Wash away your sorrow, fantasy Allah
Put the message in the bottle
Carry you through, the threshold, do my duty
Happy ending, go to rest Sleeping Beauty



Yo, this is that body shop shit
Love love slam
Edible underwear, champagne, bubble bath
Heavy smack on that ass like that
Know what I mean?
Massaging these melodies
Put that gangsta shit on the shelf
Blow winds, blow, through your hair
Sea breeze sticks and shit
Right right

the worst hip-hop song ever...I think we have found it.nONE OF WHAT HE IS SAYING MAKES f'N SENSE

http://download.yousendit.com/44DA1F9D4D21D750

http://rapidshare.de/files/18943780/14_Black_Shampoo.mp3.html(the best one to get it from)

[CJM]

ha. i was actually listening to this tonight. i don't really mind it, the beat is mellow, and it's easy to listen to. this must be his evening with a lady?

[g-mile7]

ha. i was actually listening to this tonight. i don't really mind it, the beat is mellow, and it's easy to listen to. this must be his evening with a lady?




hahaha terrible...if ODB or Ghost had rapped over this beat then maybe but hell no....he just rhymeing desrcbitive adjectvies but none of it makes sense......one mintue its Ice on the belly then all of a sudden Peanut Butter Jelly????WTF???This songs bothers me I had to post it but it does make me laugh.

[CJM]

hmm, well, at leaste it makes more sense then a necro song. now there's a candidate for worst 'rapper'.

[g-mile7]

hmm, well, at leaste it makes more sense then a necro song. now there's a candidate for worst 'rapper'.


some would say he's good though (although I am not one) espcially his beats.....but U-God hahahaaha...*looks at Wu-Tang Forever's Inner Sleeve with his picture* HAHAHAHA

[CJM]

his beats are sick, too bad they can't be followed up with good lyrics.

[g-mile7]

his beats are sick, too bad they can't be followed up with good lyrics.


well least in this case(can't say the lyrics of the GZA,ODB,INS,Ghost,Rae,Masta,Meth and even some of his own are not good)

[The Notorious LOL]

the worst rap song ever is "Bald Head Hoes" by Willie D.

[Lex Diamonds]

Doesn't he say "lover sponge scrubbers"?

Yeah, U-God is an idiot, he can't flow for shit. Plus he's just monotone, no attitude or personality in his voice.

[g-mile7]

Doesn't he say "lover sponge scrubbers"?

Yeah, U-God is an idiot, he can't flow for shit. Plus he's just monotone, no attitude or personality in his voice.


It seems he over compensates for the fact that he is so:


A:Light Skinned
B:Short
C:Not thug lookin (looks like a kid)


add all that up and you got the Napolean complex, although he has an ill soudning voice he doesnt say shit and this songs proves it.

[CJM]

well least in this case(can't say the lyrics of the GZA,ODB,INS,Ghost,Rae,Masta,Meth and even some of his own are not good)

hey now, i was talking abou necro's content being weak, Wu-Tang can't be touched.

[So Ruff]

I remember hearing it once before I copped Wu-Tang Forever. I don't think I've ever listened to it again.

U-God's verse on It's Yourz is nice.

The title of this thread is too misleading.

[g-mile7]

hey now, i was talking abou necro's content being weak, Wu-Tang can't be touched.


oh ok makes sense:)

[g-mile7]

I remember hearing it once before I copped Wu-Tang Forever. I don't think I've ever listened to it again.

U-God's verse on It's Yourz is nice.

The title of this thread is too misleading.


hahaha sorry man:D I was just playing so people would at least peep it in all it's glory....

[jackrock]

The closest thing to the greatest song ever is obviously Tribute by Tenacious D

[g-mile7]

The closest thing to the greatest song ever is obviously Tribute by Tenacious D


U-GOD would disagree :(

[ggirlballa]

......one mintue its Ice on the belly then all of a sudden Peanut Butter Jelly????WTF???This songs bothers me I had to post it but it does make me laugh.

hey! let a hungry man eat!:p

no but seriously it makes no sense:confused:

[Chicka B]

Well it made sense to me, but I'm just weird. I think that was his attempt at haiku poetry or something. :confused:

[g-mile7]

Well it made sense to me, but I'm just weird. I think that was his attempt at haiku poetry or something. :confused:

HAHAHAHAHA ARE U SERIOUS?You give U-God tooo much credit (I am sure he would be happy that a female liked his attempt to be very organic and desecribtive with all his words)

[g-mile7]

hey! let a hungry man eat!:p

no but seriously it makes no sense:confused:


that's not a man, thats a boy...
:( a very horny boy.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=24932511

[ASsman]

Never liked that guy. "U-God" what the fuck?

[g-mile7]

Never liked that guy. "U-God" what the fuck?


:( serious though even his name is "meh".

[Chicka B]

HAHAHAHAHA ARE U SERIOUS?You give U-God tooo much credit (I am sure he would be happy that a female liked his attempt to be very organic and desecribtive with all his words)

No I'm not serious. :( I don't like his attempt, that's the thing. He was attempting but failed. I'm just trying to be a positive person, haha.

[g-mile7]

No I'm not serious. :( I don't like his attempt, that's the thing. He was attempting but failed. I'm just trying to be a positive person, haha.


He'd like that:)