Ew?

[Rawr]

I wish I could say this was a joke:

FROM THE BRITISH TIMES...

Tom Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission... to eat his new baby's placenta.

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

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Ummmmmmm..."

[Planetary]

is he the guy who's into scientology? doesn't surprise me if it is...

[voltanapricot]

That's been my signature for days.

And we don't have British Times.

[voltanapricot]

I thought about that after 'submit', thought about editing then did nowt.

[voltanapricot]

I do! Forgive my momentary ignorance, world!

[Planetary]

they on about the times?

[voltanapricot]

The Times. Our Times. Our edition of their Times. Get with it team!

[Planetary]

but our times is the best times. and imo, the only times.

[faz]

I wish I could say this was a joke

You can. Apparently he told it as a joke to a magazine and it got picked up by some news papers. I think even this is too far for him.

[enree erzweglle]

In some cultures, people do eat the placenta. It's called placentophagia. Most prepare/cook it before eating it.

[Randetica]

fuck im hungry now

[enree erzweglle]

fuck im hungry nowbon appétit (http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm)

[Planetary]

bon appétit (http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm)
reading this actually made me heave

[alexandra]

i think i'm gonna vomit now. and then eat it. and then vomit. like an evil circle.

[b i o n i c]

so does he make an omelette out of the placenta, throw some american cheese and ketchup on it?

[kll]

How do you sit there as Katie Holmes, watch him eat it (or just know he ate it) and then want to sex him later on?

[enree erzweglle]

Tom Cruise does nothing for me whether or not he's eating a human placenta.

[marsdaddy]

He's probably hoping it helps him grow.

[Lex Diamonds]

I was listening to the radio around the time this came out and people were phoning in saying they had eaten their partner's placenta. One couple made it into paté and ate it with a close friend. They said it was delicious.

[cosmo105]

apparently it was a joke that he actually had to come out and say "i was joking" about


welcome to last week, people

[jackrock]

yum

pics!

[Yeti]

I bet for an appetizer he will eat a bowl of dicks.

[Bob]

i think i'm gonna vomit now. and then eat it. and then vomit. like an evil circle.

are you going to eat the vomit? I think that would be good. Very nutritious.

edit: i didn't see that you said "it", whoops. well i still think i'm terrifically clever

[roosta]

The Cruise can eat what he GOD DAMN WANTS

[faz]

I find it funny that two people have said it was a joke yet everyone just continues the thread ignoring these posts.