i keep thinking i'm turdberglar

[Bob]

everytime i see my avatar out of the corner of my eye, i think it's turd's old one. you know, the one with the horny stick figures. it's throwing me off.

[mickill]

I get your posts mixed up, but your avatar looks nothing like his did.

[Bob]

well not when you look straight at it, but in your peripheral it's hey, what do you mean you get our posts mixed up?!

[cosmo105]

you're pretty similar to him in every way, bob. it's true. i can't tell you guys apart. you're like twins. what with your skeet shooting up the wall.

[Bob]

i'm neater than that!

[mickill]

Oh, I see it now.

[cosmo105]

oh, right, you do it only on one corner of the room. like a caged animal.

[beastieangel01]

hey Bob what games are you playing online right now, if any?

[mickill]

He's playing murder checkers with some kid in Vietnam.

[cosmo105]

for every king he gets, the kid has to cut off a finger.

[Bob]

He's playing murder checkers with some kid in Vietnam.

i once played chess with with a bisexual chicken fucker from mexico

damn near beat it, too

i don't play a ton of online games, but when i do, i guess it's warcraft 3 mostly. and counterstrike (source).

[cosmo105]

wait wait. does that mean he fucked bisexual chickens, or that he fucked both male and female chickens? this is going to bother me for a long time, bob.

[Bob]

no, wait, it was a transexual. my mistake

[cosmo105]

WAIT NO

[beastieangel01]

i once played chess with with a bisexual chicken fucker from mexico

damn near beat it, too

i don't play a ton of online games, but when i do, i guess it's warcraft 3 mostly. and counterstrike (source).

CS: Source, this summer, it's on. I'll IM you to play :p

[Bob]

kickass

although i can't promise i'll be able to, because i have a 56k at home. my mom said something about upgrading this year but i dunno

[abcdefz]

A Turdburglar lookalike was on my bus yesterday. Don't know if it was the Whole Foods Turdburglar from a couple months ago or not. But then I noticed this guy had on Nike sandals and I said naahhhhh... that can't be Turd.

[TurdBerglar]

am i getting attention here?

[beastieangel01]

kickass

although i can't promise i'll be able to, because i have a 56k at home. my mom said something about upgrading this year but i dunno

will do. I'm excited. Even if it's only playing with someone that I pseudo-know through the internet.

:(

[abcdefz]

am i getting attention here?



No; we're talking about narrow escapes.

[TurdBerglar]

vaginas?

[abcdefz]

Narrower.

[TurdBerglar]

that just sounds painful

[Tzar]

even though i hate it, i prefer CS over source.
yeah yeah, i know it's just the same thing, but source just seems so much more boring.


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