who wants to murder my landlord?

[Sarky Devotchka]

he won't buy my washer and dryer. Our original landlord was going to buy them, but not this guy. I was selling for 400, they were 650 together before tax! and they're only a year and a half old. Kenmore, bitch!

He said something about how they're pretty basic machines (he likes to throw little snotty jabs) and how he'd rather have a stacked set. WELL GOOD LUCK BUDDY, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT FACE, STACKED SETS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE! Like $750 for something functional, with half the capacity!

On top of this, he let's me know 4 days before we need to move. ass face. Well, my new room will have space for them, I can make them into a vanity or something. :(

seriously, I want to kill him. also because our god damn toilet has been broken for months. AND HE DOESN'T MOW THE LAWN UNTIL YOU BEG HIM. fucking short asshole lawyer jerk.

[Bob]

let's lynch him

[cookiepuss]

why not just feed him a cheeseburger laced with rat poison?

[insertnamehere]

let's lynch him

:) (y)





sarky, how much you offerin?

[Sarky Devotchka]

a washing machine.

[paul jones]

I don't think I've ever heard of a GOOD landlord

send me the money and I'll fly over and I'll have a boxing match with him in the back garden, Rocky style. I'll be Rocky and he can be Apollo Creed

[mickill]

He said something about how they're pretty basic machines (he likes to throw little snotty jabs) and how he'd rather have a stacked set. WELL GOOD LUCK BUDDY, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT FACE, STACKED SETS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE! Like $750 for something functional, with half the capacity!
You should consider working in retail sales. I'd totally buy appliances from someone like you. I love that whole Moroccan street vendor approach to selling.

Buy now! Is good price! You are stupid stupid man!

[beastiegirrl101]

stacked washing machiene sets actually suck.

[sab0tage]

I don't think I've ever heard of a GOOD landlord

send me the money and I'll fly over and I'll have a boxing match with him in the back garden, Rocky style. I'll be Rocky and he can be Apollo Creed

Can I be Micki?

[paul jones]

Can I be Micki?

yeah but you must wear the mick hat

[Sarky Devotchka]

stacked washing machiene sets actually suck.


yeah, no kidding. my mom and I used to have one and it sucked ass. small loads and it took forever to dry.

I hope he goes way over budget when he rehabs this place. Then I hope nobody rents it because it's too expensive! ha!

perhaps I should've told him that I wanted 500, so I'd have some breathing room. because he said, "well, I was thinking more around 300", but fuck that, my mom would kill me (they were a christmas present from my family).

oh well, I still want him dead!