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DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 02:48 PM
i've been seeing a lot of tall skinny guys going out with short chubby chicks... what's up wit dat??
the perfect 10??? please discuss....
cookiepuss
04-27-2006, 02:53 PM
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean....
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 02:55 PM
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean....
hahahahahaha!! everytime i see these couples i think of that nursey rhyme i swear to god!!:D
voltanapricot
04-27-2006, 02:55 PM
What's up with you? What makes you think that this is even worthy of discussion? Wally.
paul jones
04-27-2006, 02:59 PM
it's because tall women go for short men
beastiegirrl101
04-27-2006, 03:00 PM
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean....
so they roasted pumpkin seeds on halloween.;)
My friends hate it when they see tall guys with short girls. Since all of them are tall as hell...they say us shorties are stealing their men. I guess I never really realized how hard it was for a tall girl to find an equally tall guy...or one that she could wear heals with.
Shorties unite!
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 03:02 PM
i just figured opposites attract... that's all:p (y)
i'd like to see a runway model go out with a midget myself!!
sab0tage
04-27-2006, 03:03 PM
so they roasted pumpkin seeds on halloween.;)
My friends hate it when they see tall guys with short girls. Since all of them are tall as hell...they say us shorties are stealing their men. I guess I never really realized how hard it was for a tall girl to find an equally tall guy...or one that she could wear heals with.
Shorties unite!
I'm fat and ugly and my wife is slim and hot - but at least we're both reppin the shorties!!
paul jones
04-27-2006, 03:04 PM
i just figured opposites attract... that's all:p (y)
i'd like to see a runway model go out with a midget myself!!
they have... Linda Evangilista once dated Fabien Barthez the french goalkeeper and Dudly Moore dated a really tall model I think or loads and not forgetting Snow White who gang banged the 7 dwarves
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 03:06 PM
they have... Linda Evangilista once dated Fabien Barthez the french goalkeeper and Dudly Moore dated a really tall model I think or loads and not forgetting Snow White who gang banged the 7 dwarves
LMAOF!!!!!:D i wasn't aware of that!!! i'm 5'6" but considering a midget...i mean dwarf....i mean little person!!! they're the right height... if ya know what i mean!!;) :D
hardnox71
04-27-2006, 03:08 PM
i've been seeing a lot of tall skinny guys going out with short chubby chicks... what's up wit dat??
the perfect 10??? please discuss....
*singing* Everybody loves somebody sometime........
I sound just like Dino. I swear I do.
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 03:14 PM
*singing* Everybody loves somebody sometime........
I sound just like Dino. I swear I do.
do you drink like him too?? would ya like another cocktail??:p
or a martini... dean martin, martini, martin, martini???...ahhh forget it!!
hardnox71
04-27-2006, 03:21 PM
do you drink like him too?? would ya like another cocktail??:p
I used to. I can't anymore. I can't deal with the hangovers like I used to when I was in my twenties. They used to be a minor inconvenience in the morning. Now they are a major day long event. I just can't fuck with it anymore. :(
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 03:45 PM
I used to. I can't anymore. I can't deal with the hangovers like I used to when I was in my twenties. They used to be a minor inconvenience in the morning. Now they are a major day long event. I just can't fuck with it anymore. :(
:( what else is there to take when you've had a messed up day?? a twinkie binge?? either way, they'll both make you puke if you have too many
booze sometimes make me happy, and sometimes make me sad, and sometimes help me manage, but only when i'm mad(crazy)... sometimes i go into a rage, and start punching people in the jaw... booze don't make good drivers cuz they get you busted with the law:p :eek:
Randetica
04-27-2006, 03:54 PM
im small and fat, what now?
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 03:58 PM
im small and fat, what now?
sneak into an NBA (basket ball player) locker room... or men's volleyball locker room!!(y) (y)
hardnox71
04-27-2006, 04:17 PM
At first I was thinking of the Flintstones...:o
Yes, actually, that is exactly what I was talking about. I sound just like a barking dinosaur when I sing old Italian love songs.:D
DapperDiverge
04-27-2006, 04:34 PM
Yes, actually, that is exactly what I was talking about. I sound just like a barking dinosaur when I sing old Italian love songs.:D
PHUAHAHAHAHA:D i never understood why a dinosuar would be barking like a dog... or why those cadbury bunnies would cluck like chickens... that shit messed me up as a kid, i'm tellin' ya!!
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