First Name Of 'The Worst' Person You've Had Sex With

[b i o n i c]

julia

and check off



_ bad technique
_ bad hygene (bad breath, smokey clothes, other_)
_ bad manners (got a sandwich, farted in your face, other_)
_ bad choice (unattractive, uncivilized, other_)
x other __________

[Bob]

fill out the goddamn other blank, jesus

[HAL 9000]

julia


i wonder if its the same one....

[DandyFop]

Mike P. (two Mikes).

x - the three second rule

[Ace42X]

Katie


X bad choice (unattractive, uncivilized, other_)


She was on the university's women's rugby team, eeesh.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Matt

x premature ejaculator

[g-mile7]

Matt

x premature ejaculator


this was recent huh (I think I recall a thread on this dude involving unshaven legs)?

[kaiser soze]

Amy

x schizophrenic

[Pootytang]

d

[b i o n i c]

ya had me for a sec, i thought you meant THE "kathereen zeta jones", pooty

yeah... h-heh...heh.... oh.

[b i o n i c]

...

[g-mile7]

Auton


*x wouldn't cuddle after :( *

[Pootytang]

ya had me for a sec, i thought you meant THE "kathereen zeta jones", pooty

yeah... h-heh...heh.... oh.
Sorry about that. I was sleep typing.

[like2_drink]

Right

Edit: scratch that, Left was much worse:rolleyes:

[Videodrome]

Karli

x other - unattractive dirty ass hoe in the hoezone layer.

[Kid Presentable]

Ha. Never really made a bad choice. Always cool as fuck, and generally well refined in the areas required of them.

[icy manipulator]

frances

awesome girl in every aspect but she was just useless in bed. i used to think that sex was like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good, but i changed my mind after her.

even weirder, after we broke up, she got a breast reduction a week later :confused:

[Yeti]

frances

awesome girl in every aspect but she was just useless in bed. i used to think that sex was like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good, but i changed my mind after her.

even weirder, after we broke up, she got a breast reduction a week later :confused:


When I was in Florida they arrested a woman for murder. She killed her husband and collected the insurance money. A couple weeks later she got breast enlargements and had pornographic photos on the internet. She was a pretty gal even in her prison stripes. A real black widow.

[zorra_chiflada]

your mama



x she be a ho







sorry guys, that was incredibly unfunny :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

your mama



x she be a ho







sorry guys, that was incredibly unfunny :(
You just nolled yourself...are you trying to put me out of a job?

[zorra_chiflada]

you need to shut up :(

[Rancid_Beasties]

you need to shut up :(
You need to make me!:mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

You need to make me!:mad:

just did

[jennyb]

Chris.... just one of the worst people I could have ever ever ever ever.... I shall regret it till the day I die.

[King of Rock $]

I don't remember her name or maybe I never knew what it was in the first place