I was going to make another one of my infamous KOR asks the internet for advice

[King of Rock $]

threads you know the ones about girls

but I decided against it :cool:

[King of Rock $]

Of course there is.

[King of Rock $]

Nah I'm just gonna wait for a bit and see how the situation unfolds and there might be some new developments in the upcoming week I might ask for advice later tho or maybe it won't necessary later

[King of Rock $]

Unfortunately, yes, yes it does.

[King of Rock $]

I don't really got a plan yet...

I'd replace the word "bitch" with "beatiful queen" and "seduce" with "finding the key to her heart" by the way

[fucktopgirl]

what a gentleman you are!(y)

[King of Rock $]

We're talking, she's flirting, I'm pussy, you know.

[King of Rock $]

lucky guy...

[King of Rock $]

Yes. It wasn't that good... that was her fault

[King of Rock $]

She didn't excite me

[King of Rock $]

I'd love to but first I'd have to ask her out and thats still the second most scariest thing in the world even though she's been dropping all these hints

[King of Rock $]

she'd probably see right through me but maybe thats not such a bad thing. I want to sound as nonchalant as possible... its all about finding the right words at the right time. or maybe it doesnt matter what I say or how I say it. I'm not sure if I got the b@llz to ask her out thats the main thing... I gotta work up the courage

[King of Rock $]

yeah but I mean its not like we're talking like we're just friends we both know whats about to go down... she's flirting and dropping hints and I'm doing the same its all at the surface you know what I'm saying? but it might all be a game to her and if I ask her if she wants to hang out even if its not a date she'll know whats up... and maybe shes just playing

[King of Rock $]

...which might be embarassing, humiliating and make me cry

[King of Rock $]

We'll call that Plan B...

[King of Rock $]

so you get embarrassed and humiliated and then you cry.

AND THEN

you move onto the next one who isn't gonna play you, duh!


but you don't even know if this one is playing you yet. you don't know until you try

I was kinda hoping that if I talk to her long enough I'd find out eventually but so far no luck yet with that strategy she's definitely flirting but I can't be sure what it means usually I'm able to tell whats really on someones mind but with her its different she doesnt put her cards on the table

when are you gonna execute plan A?

gotta think of one first

[King of Rock $]

That is a wicked plan. At least the part that starts with "while she's at your place..." but the strategy with the cd's Idunno its gotta be more subtle I mean no matter how subtle i'll try to be she'll know the deal but it might be easier to say yes for her when its not as obvious what I'm trying to do... like if I had some incredibly good excuse to spend some time with her or even get her to come to my house that would be swell... but I'll need something better than the cd's. I'm feeling the secret ingredient and choons stuff though. I'd play some Al Green or something... Just thinking out loud...

[vickista]

ma bad read the one below

[vickista]

is it really that complex? asking people out i mean in the real word?
for us its just:

b:hi, i like u, wanna go out?
g:yeah sure.
b&g: ok kool.(start making out if the girls not frigid)
-then return to ur mates and boast about how great ur new boyfriend/girlfriend is.-


i just figured it was the same exept at the end of the night you fuck. i didnt realise that in real life it was so much harder?

[vickista]

it's their fear of rejection. "No" is too harsh for their poor little ears to hear

i dont understand why though, i mean she says no, ur bummed out for a bit, then u move onto the next chick who gets ur attention, its not like it was a relationship that had gone on for a long time and she broke up with its a relationship that hasnt even started so what have u go to lose by asking her.

[vickista]

well KOR?

[King of Rock $]

Hey I don't know of course everyone else asks girls out all the time and of course they all say yes and of course when she happens to say no you're still :cool:, but for some people it doesn't work that way

[King of Rock $]

I decided I'm gonna do it

I'll report back after

[vickista]

I decided I'm gonna do it

I'll report back after


thats the way!(y) girls like a guy who's got guts! :D
im pretty sure she'll say yes anyway:)

[Lex Diamonds]

Only pussies ask for sex.

[abcdefz]

I'd replace the word... "seduce" with "finding the key to her heart" by the way




...have you checked under the sofa cushions?

[beastiegirrl101]

When did ms. crafty get so vulgar?

[King of Rock $]

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

How poor are they that have no patience.

Of all virtues the virtue of patience is most foreign to youth.

------------And my favorite------------

La patience est l'art d'espérer.

[King of Rock $]

Notice how I made a thread by not making it...

[Bitchamachacha]

I don't really got a plan yet...

I'd replace the word "bitch" with "beatiful queen" and "seduce" with "finding the key to her heart" by the way


Bwahahahahahahahaha!

[King of Rock $]

I asked her out and she said
























































































































































































































































yes

[Lyman Zerga]

*high fives kor*

[King of Rock $]

Progress (y) but I haven't found that key just yet

[Lyman Zerga]

well good cause you want no easy girl or do you?