My pants itch...

[Lindsey_1535]

And I can't take them off cause my dad's standing right here.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU GOT TO HELP ME!

[Justin]

You shouldn't wear pants after supper anyways

[TurdBerglar]

you mean your dad has never seen you half naked?

[CJM]

i can come over and scratch if you want...






















damn, i've been right the perv lately...

[marsdaddy]

Pants have no nerve endings.

[Ally Al]

my dad come round to mine with food for me and walked in on me when i was in middle of a diddle not long ago. i just continued what i was doing while i told him to go home. i mean, who wants to eat dinner when they're trying enjoy themselves?[/QUOTE]


so how did he react ?

[Ally Al]

LOL!

diddle does still mean the same thing as it used doesn't it ?

[Ally Al]

well i suppose if you're enjoying yourself whats a girl to do? Leaving the room quiet as a mouse would've been the polite thing to do

[Ally Al]

well once the rhythm has gone it's gone. Was the shooing with the same hand ? Too much of a distraction if so

[Ally Al]

where were you at the time ?

[Ally Al]

sorry but the balance thing has got me all curious. So why did you need balance ?

[Ally Al]

oh right, i get'cha, i thought i was going to need a diagram then :D

[mp-seventythree]

oh right, i get'cha, i thought i was going to need a diagram then :D

Or photos

[Ally Al]

Or photos


lol!

[Ally Al]

i can't be holding a toy and holding me legs AND hold a fucking camera too! i've only got one pair of hands, you know!


:D

is the rampant rabbit still the popular weapon of choice ?

[Ally Al]

i'm scared of that fucking thing!

but saying that, i haven't tried it out yet. i chose to go celibate for a while and i didn't want my cat to get used to being with a rabbit just in case my next man was to feel inadequate (if he were unfortunate enough to be) when they meet the rabbit. and i also feared that my cat would grow too big thus making the average man redundant when their snakes actually meet my cat


they're not that big though are they ? One of my female friends was telling me about hers the other day and she absolutely loves it, so maybe you should give it a go. Fear not for the inadequacies of men and give your cat a treat

[Ally Al]

then i shall!

i have wanted to get me a rabbit ever since i heard all those rave reviews about them.


i trip to soho is long overdue, methinks


thats the spirit!

let me know if it's as good as she says

[Ally Al]

thinking of getting a rabbit for the missus?


she doesn't need one, she has me :D

if she ever wanted one though i'd be game, all part of the fun innit!

[Ally Al]

good man

don't under estimate the rabbit though. a rabbit would never put anyone/anything else before her, it's always there when she needs it, never says "i'm working late/ i'm tired/ i'm going down the pub", never stand her up, or let her down (only when the batteries die), never make her feel second best to no other bitch, never abuse her unless she wanted him to, talk bullshit in her ears and never cheat on her because if she puts him back in the same place after playing with it, she'll always know where he is 24/7

^ that is some devotion right there. only thing it can't do is make her laugh and i'm sure you have no problem in that area so you don't have much to worry about. i'm just sayin...


yeah i know, but you'll be happy to know i have all the above covered AND i do housework too and always get up with kids etc etc. the major stumbling block in the choose me or the rabbit would be domestic chores, it's never going to make her breakfast in bed on a weekend is it ?

[hardnox71]

i can't be holding a toy and holding me legs AND hold a fucking camera too! i've only got one pair of hands, you know!
*holds up both hands* There is an extra pair right here doing absolutely nothing right now.