Most Romantic Pick-Up Lines

[Ms Crafty]

for me it's still "Where you been all my life?"


post your favourite lines

[Freebasser]

"Are you going to eat that?"

[Ms Crafty]

"Are you going to eat that?"



oh, Aid!


you know she was probably saving that last bit of pie for you anyways

[drizl]

"do fries go with that shake?"

[tracky]

I see you're drinking 1% milk...

[QueenAdrock]

"Baby, you must have to pee because you're an eight." (you're an eight = urinate) -my brother



"Have some more sangria." -Brett

[Ms Crafty]

"Have some more sangria." -Brett



hahaha




"baby, you're such a Cootie Pi!"

[Tzar]

I see you're drinking 1% milk...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

[Echewta]

You look alone and lost, lets find your way home together.

[monkey]

oh baby oh baby oh baby, lemme get a piece of that ass.

or

you're not normal, dont fool yourself. you're extraordinary. <3

[Pres Zount]

Oi

[Ms Crafty]

You look alone and lost, lets find your way home together.


and deeeeeeen?

you need to finish off that line with a promise of something good.

no wonder you never get laid, chewy

[Ms Crafty]

that was cringe worthy, man

[Ms Crafty]

has that line ever worked for you?

[Ms Crafty]

that one's even worse!


did you think that one up yourself or did someone else tell you that one?

[Ms Crafty]

er.........




...... no!

[Ms Crafty]

so far:

"hiya babes, do you wanna go halves on a bastard?"

i told him to make that 2 bastards and then we'd have a deal

[roosta]

To a foreigner:

"Do you have any Irish in you?"

"no"

"DO YOU WANT SOME?"

[Ms Crafty]

has that one worked for you, roosta?

[roosta]

has that one worked for you, roosta?

I tried it on an Israeli chick when i was in Greece a few years ago.

I don't think she got it. :(

[Ms Crafty]

i'm thinking she's already heard other versions of that line and just wasn't amused by it. sorry man

[roosta]

i'm thinking she's already heard other versions of that line and just wasn't amused by it. sorry man

im thinking in my drunken state i probably just said "can i put my penis in you"

still didnt work tho.

[Ms Crafty]

again, sorry man

[zorra_chiflada]

"dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

[Rancid_Beasties]

To a foreigner:

"Do you have any Irish in you?"

"no"

"DO YOU WANT SOME?"
I had a mate from New Zealand who came over and used that line. And suceeded with picking up the chick :confused:

[Ms Crafty]

"dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"



heeheeeheeeheee

[Ms Crafty]

how about:


"i'm gonna knock you oooouuutt....... mama said knock you ooooooouuut!"

[drizl]

"hiya babes, do you wanna go halves on a bastard?"

thats hilarious:p

[vickista]

your all wrong the best pick up line is:

"hi, im the new milkman, do you want it from the front or the back?"


it always cracks me up:D

[Odie]

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would the sarcasm even register?"

"Get your coat love...... and fuck off."

[Ms Crafty]

"Get your coat love...... and fuck off."



that line should end with "with me?" then that'd be fucking romantic

[fucktopgirl]

I dont need a pick up line;a baseball bat,knock them out.No place for discussion or argumentation!:D

[Praying Mantis]

Do you want to go out to dinner or shall i just cook you breakfast in the morning.

my buddy used this in college...got slapped by the girl he said it too but slept with her friend who knew it was harmless but thought it was funny.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

[BangkokB]

I've got some blow, beer and a mask with a zipper to shut that trap of yours up back at the pad. So whatdoya say~Let's get outta here. Works better than roses even if you only have the beer and mask

[The Padster]

ello treacle show us yer sponge!

[Planetary]

ello treacle show us yer sponge!
niiiice...

[burbboi]

Picked this one up in Austria a few years ago. Forgive me if it's a little shabby grammatically as my german is appalling.

'Du spielst mit mein affa?'

(rough translation) : Do you want to play with my monkey?


Then there's the old 'Hey there! I seem to have misplaced my phone number, can I have yours?'

[Echewta]

and deeeeeeen?

you need to finish off that line with a promise of something good.

no wonder you never get laid, chewy

Never get laid? Is that the myth about me?

[The Padster]

Mochtest du mein Mannfleisch saugen? Es schmeckt nach Kase. :)

[Ms Crafty]

Never get laid? Is that the myth about me?


it's more of a rumour,



if that helps in any way

[Echewta]

Hmmm. Well, I'm having my fun. Don't listen to what Cosmo says about me.

[beastiegirrl101]

"If we get bored later you just wanna make out?"

[Echewta]

I like going up to asian girls and asking if they would like to be a twinkie. Yellow on the outside and white in the inside.

[cosmo105]

more like a hamwinkie...

[abcdefz]

Damn.

:D

What is the best pick up line someone has tried on you?



I can tell you the worst:

In a laundermat, a woman eating fruit from a bag was sitting near be. She caught my eye and said, "Want a date?"

I think I literally groaned, but it started a conversation. We wound up together for a while.

[ericlee]

one that actually worked for me and it wasn't even intended to be a pickup line was when I was a Sudsy Malones (laundry mat, live bands/bar)

There was a girl there who was kinda cute but she had a little junk in her trunk so, I was wasted and walked over to her and just asked if she had Charmen stuffed in the ass of her pants.

I don't know what the hell, maybe it was suave or debonair but she wrapped her arms around me and started kissing me. We ended up going to my place that night.

/serious

[abcdefz]

Now the girl how said you make me so hot I gonna pee on your bed, I would think that that one would be the worst for you.


I'm assuming I didn't make her hot, and that was her revenge.

[alexandra]

"you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

my buddy sung that to me, and look where we're now.

[cosmo105]

"it's basically over between me and her anyway."

[ASsman]

"Naw, she's my sister, we are just very affectionate"

[cosmo105]

this creepy guy in my chem class that always hits on me came up to me in the library the other day laughing as if we had been having a conversation and sighing, yeah, so, i need a tutor...

and i laughed nervously and said, "uh, i'm a bad tutor," and put my headphones back on.

[ASsman]

this creepy guy in my chem class that always hits on me came up to me in the library the other day laughing as if we had been having a conversation and sighing, yeah, so, i need a tutor...

and i laughed nervously and said, "uh, i'm a bad tutor," and put my headphones back on.
He is wanking it you, as we speak.

[cosmo105]

:(

he's sat next to me a few times in class and just started talking as if i was his best pal. i've made it thorougly clear what with my headphones and texting and journal that i have a force field of leave-me-alone around me. i'm thinking i'll just stop using deodorant for a while.

[Ally Al]

this creepy guy in my chem class that always hits on me came up to me in the library the other day laughing as if we had been having a conversation and sighing, yeah, so, i need a tutor...

and i laughed nervously and said, "uh, i'm a bad tutor," and put my headphones back on.


this is why i avoid libraries

[ILLMIX]

well ages ago, there was this girl i really liked and one time i was walking her home and i couldnt wait any longer cus i had to do or say sumthin, at this moment she was oblivious to my crush on her, and we were having this stupid conversation about her a Boyfriend, their not together anymore and she noticed i hadnt said anyrthing for ages and she goes well Jay what do u think (along those lines) and i said

Jay: "urm can i talk to you about sumthin..."
girl: "wot, u got a problem with me kicking ur ass tonight at bowling.."
Jay: "err no its just that...."
girl: C'mon u can admit it, losing to a girl, its pretty bad for a guy who thinks he's..."
Jay: "urmmm,.....(she's still babling away)....errr....I Like You,"


*that line didnt work* :confused: it was not smooth at all.

[abcdefz]

:(

he's sat next to me a few times in class and just started talking as if i was his best pal. i've made it thorougly clear what with my headphones and texting and journal that i have a force field of leave-me-alone around me. i'm thinking i'll just stop using deodorant for a while.


Seems like you just tell him directly that you want to be left alone, and if he won't oblige you, you'll report his behavior. Most schools these days are more than willing to crack down on that shit.

[Randetica]

Mochtest du mein Mannfleisch saugen? Es schmeckt nach Kase. :)


hahaha yeah

you totaly got me with that line (y)

[mp-seventythree]

Those earrings don't work with your hair

[zorra_chiflada]

:(

he's sat next to me a few times in class and just started talking as if i was his best pal. i've made it thorougly clear what with my headphones and texting and journal that i have a force field of leave-me-alone around me. i'm thinking i'll just stop using deodorant for a while.

oh, you need a few lessons of "how to be a fucking bitch to people that are annoying and crap" from me.
there's this guy at subway who is really annoying and lame, he's like 30, and he's so enthusastic. one day he was all "hey! so how was your day?" and i just ignored him. he hasn't talked to me since.

[hardnox71]

Seems like you just tell him directly that you want to be left alone, and if he won't oblige you, you'll report his behavior. Most schools these days are more than willing to crack down on that shit.
I'm sure campuses across the country have really doubled up on their zero tolerance policy in light of all the shit going on at Duke. The geniuses on the lacrosse team have really brought alot of bad publicity on the school and other colleges aren't about to go through that shit due to some dumbass.


edit-When I was younger I was into smooth pick up lines but as I got older I kinda lost interest in all that shit. Be upfront and honest. "Excuse me but I couldn't help noticing you as I walked by. My name is _______. " Blah, blah, blah. I used to work in alot of bars and I have heard all kinds of shit and believe it or not that one got the most responses.

I like how Luther Vandross said it:

Excuse me, Miss
But what's your name?
Where are you from?
Can I come and possibly
Can I take you out tonight?

To the movies
To the park
I'll have you home before it's dark
So let me know
Can I take you out tonight?

If a woman thinks that upfront, honest sincerity is corny then she probably isn't worth the asking anyhow.

[B_Mackin']

If you were a pirate would you have your parrot sit on this shoulder or this shoulder? (end up with your arm around the person)

[befsquire]

not romantic at all, but a few months back, an inmate yelled the following at me while i was walking through the jail:

"hey public defender, beat this!"

i didn't look to see if his wang was hanging out.

[Yeti]

not romantic at all, but a few months back, an inmate yelled the following at me while i was walking through the jail:

"hey public defender, beat this!"

i didn't look to see if his wang was hanging out.

I'm glad you didn't get the Clarice Starling treatment from Multiple Miggs.

[befsquire]

you know, i once told bobby i would not have sex before going to the jail for just that reason.

[hardnox71]

not romantic at all, but a few months back, an inmate yelled the following at me while i was walking through the jail:

"hey public defender, beat this!"

i didn't look to see if his wang was hanging out.
Bef, I started cracking up before I even finished reading your post. I was in tears at the word 'inmate'.

I have heard all kinds of shit said to PD's who were, let's just say, not blessed with good looks. I can just imagine the shit that's said to you.

edit-I have seen genius inmates hurl insults at PD's passing by the holding cells behind the courtrooms only to find out a half hour later as they are standing in the courtroom that the person defending them is the same 'no good, bitch-ass, correspondence course con-artist' that they were just talking shit to. I've actually seen that happen twice while being locked up. That's why I'm always nice to everyone who is not on the same side of the bars as I am. Except if they are wearing a fucking badge. I always tell them to go to hell.

[hardnox71]

when i was 17, i was at a party and this guy came up to me and said "can i seduce you with a Woodstock?" and pulled out a can.
At first I was thinking the legendary concert on a farm back in the sixties, but you're not old enough for that. Then I was trying to figure out how he planned on seducing a woman with a little stuffed bird crammed in to a can.:o

I had no idea it was a drink.

I'm not kidding. This shit actually went through my head.

It's one in the morning and I am tired. Gimme a break.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Woodstock is cheap and nasty bourbon. A Woodstock is generally a woodstock and cola can, or a longneck, or even a woodstock and dry. In any form woodstock is to spirits what goon is to wine.

[cosmo105]

Seems like you just tell him directly that you want to be left alone, and if he won't oblige you, you'll report his behavior. Most schools these days are more than willing to crack down on that shit.
eh, i think he gets the message. i can scare people off pretty easily if i so desire. it's only been a few times he's talked to me, really, but it was sooo obvious. come on, dude. you ain't Slickbags Rico Suave.

[Jmoney77]

trying to get to 1000

[wanton wench]

"if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together"

and my favorite (which by the way never works)
"i have the F the C and the K, now all i need is U"

:D

[DroppinScience]

"Have some more sangria." -Brett

That works like a charm...

[CrankItUp!]

"Let me wrap your steaming piss flaps around my nose." Feels Like Heaven/Gene Simmons (Deadly Demos) :cool:

[tracky]

"if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together"

and my favorite (which by the way never works)
"i have the F the C and the K, now all i need is U"

:D

"giggity"

[alexandra]

now hold on a minute, before we go much further, give me a dime so i can phone my mother.

sup chip? just hanging out? that's cool.

:rolleyes:

[enree erzweglle]

Over the weekend, I went outside to see a U-Haul (moving) truck double-parked on my street. My car was behind a couple of empty spaces, so I thought I'd see if the people wanted to move the truck so that I could move my car (which was blocked in by the truck) and they could then park the truck in the empty spaces.

Shifting parking like that happens on my street lots. It's like doing an n-puzzle.

Anyway, I went to the house and as I was walking up the steps, a guy came out and said, "Please tell me that you're the welcome wagon."

That was pretty fucking classy if you ask me.

[JBernas]

Pick-up lines aren't romantic. Ever.

[enree erzweglle]

Pick-up lines aren't romantic. Ever.I absolutely agree. I don't think I've ever heard a serious one that wasn't sordid in some way--if it's not the words themselves, it's the intonation or where the guy is looking while he says it. And blech.

It's like guys who use pickup lines for real look like: :cool: or they think they do.

[jlees_mcsd]

On our first date my husband said "If I'm not getting laid you might as well take me home." We have been living together every since.:p

[marsdaddy]

You got fries to go with that shake?

Come on girl don't try to fake, get in the house and let me see you shake it.

So while it's workin you better start strokin
To show your partner that you ain't jokin
'cause this ain't a dance from Mother Goose
Better freak yo body and turn it loose
'cause when you're on the floor you don't give a *shit*
All you wanna do is (throw that d)