i learned something today

[befsquire]

it's not as easy to aim a man's piss in the toilet as one would think.

[TurdBerglar]

that's why i piss in the shower or out the window

[Tzar]

hahaha ^
edit: have you pissed out of the window of a moving car?

[TurdBerglar]

i've pissed out my windon onto a moving car

[like2_drink]

it's not as easy to aim a man's piss in the toilet as one would think.

THAAAANK YOU!

[befsquire]

thus, i shall never bitch again.

[Yeti]

On really humid days my penis turns into a sprinkler system.

[like2_drink]

thus, i shall never bitch again.


that's all i've ever [ inster line here that doesn't get taken the wrong way ]

[kaiser soze]

one of my ex's tried this and lets say she had some mopping up to do afterwards

now try it with morning wood...arg!

[TurdBerglar]

JUST DO IT IN THE SHOWER!

FUCK

WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT?

[Yeti]

Pissing in the shower is like shitting in the sink.

[zorra_chiflada]

nah, pissing in the shower rules. it's awesome

[TurdBerglar]

does it run down your legs?

[fucktopgirl]

hey,some people wash their hair with pee !

[Yeti]

nah, pissing in the shower rules. it's awesome

I am too refined for such talk. I bet people who regularly pee in the shower also piss in the public pool.

Urine should be flushed not hanging out near the shower drain.

[like2_drink]

i like to lay down in the shower..i wouldn't lay in piss = no pissing in shower.

befor anyone asks, some days i'm not ready to get up, shower is nice place to crash.

[TurdBerglar]

i like to lay down in the shower..i wouldn't lay in piss = no pissing in shower.

befor anyone asks, some days i'm not ready to get up, shower is nice place to crash.


hell yeah


there's like this low broad shelf built into the corner of my shower. i sit on it and i always dose off in the morning.

[zorra_chiflada]

does it run down your legs?
no

[zorra_chiflada]

I am too refined for such talk. I bet people who regularly pee in the shower also piss in the public pool.

Urine should be flushed not hanging out near the shower drain.


hey now :(

[Yeti]

hell yeah


there's like this low broad shelf built into the corner of my shower. i sit on it and i always dose off in the morning.

Thanks for that mental picture. Losing all control of bodily functions in the shower sounds like nirvana.

[Randetica]

i cant remember when i last showered without peeing and it always ran down my legs

[like2_drink]

my dads place is terrible for morning doses. it has a shower curtain all the ways around, fell asleep leaning against it, slid downwards real fast and ripped it off the wall

answer to fixing such dilemas: frantic naked jumps at the ceiling to fit a tiny ass pipe into a similarly small ass pipe that envelops first pipe.

[Yeti]

hey now :(

Just speaking the truth Zorra. I would never take away your right to pee freely. Hey, that reminds me have you read the book--Yellow Snow by I.P. Freeley?

[TurdBerglar]

sometimes my piss is really dark and frothy like a dark beer

[zorra_chiflada]

everyone here is used to the fact that i'm gross and disgusting.

[like2_drink]

Just speaking the truth Zorra. I would never take away your right to pee freely. Hey, that reminds me have you read the book--Yellow Snow by I.P. Freeley?

or the sequel " your in trouble "

[Yeti]

sometimes my piss is really dark and frothy like a dark beer

That is why American beer is served cold. So you can distinguish it from urine.

[B4BY 4NN]

What's the big deal with pissing in the shower equalling BADBADBAD? It washes right down the drain anyway.

[zorra_chiflada]

girls aren't supposed to piss or shit. it's like, the law.

[jabumbo]

i like to pee in the shower as well



its that or in the dark, so take your pick

[Yeti]

You can vote on the subject---

http://www.misterpoll.com/3287365349.html


or even listen to a song about it---


GutterMouth Pee In The Shower lyrics


I’m not who you think I am
And I think you could use a head exam
And I know I’m not always right
But how can we make babies
If you won’t spend the night
Just because I live like an animal
(chorus)Room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Does not mean I don’t love you
Not me not me…no no no
Not me not me
Maybe all your friends were right
One look at me no more appetite
And maybe you’ll give me a chance
I’d take you out to dinner
But I can’t find my pants
(chorus)
Not me not me…no no no
Not me not…no no no
Nobody knows nobody knows
(chorus)
Love you, a hole bunch of times

[fucktopgirl]

girls aren't supposed to piss or shit. it's like, the law.

and fart and burps too!

[TurdBerglar]

no

a chick that can properly belch is very impressive

[zorra_chiflada]

or it means they have a stomach problem.

[Sarky Devotchka]

dude, peeing in the shower is gross, the pee mixes with the hot water and turns into a gas and then you breath in the pee molecules and they get all over everything and it's fucking sick! sick I tell you!

I don't pee on other people's pee either. some might accidentally splash up or somehow pee molecules will transfer into my butt or something AND I COULD DIE.

at parties or bars, when cort and I sometimes go into the bathroom at the same time, she says, "PEE ON MY PEE!" and I say, "NO WAY JOSE!"

[Sarky Devotchka]

no, I say it in your voice.

[Freebasser]

I won't comment on whether or not I pee in the shower, because the missus might freak out at reading it.

That's not to say I've pssed in the shower though. Oh no, most definitely not.

*nervous cough*

[Tzar]

there's like this low broad shelf built into the corner of my shower. i sit on it and i always dose off in the morning.
same here.. you can sorta see it in one of the pics i've posted. it's killer. i feel like sleeping on it but i'm sure the bill payer (mother) would crack the royal shits.