I enjoy saving caterpillars.

[B4BY 4NN]

They're all over town! I get sad when I see them crushed on sidewalks, though.


Anyway, I've a problem. Lately, things have been looking up (although there's still an issue of cancer on the back burner). I've been HAPPY for once in a long, long time. And when I'm happy, I tend to eat. A lot. Now I am no longer happy due to weight gain :(

It may sound crazy, but could my excessive eating be fault of possibly having cancer (you know, working in opposite)? I walk most days, and don't eat shit or drink soda (I hate soda).

[TurdBerglar]

we use to set catipillar nests on fire

[B4BY 4NN]

we use to set catipillar nests on fire

That's awful :(


When I was in grade school, there were caterpillar nests all over the trees in our playground. So at recess, I'd take out my lunch box (a KEROPI lunch box, btw), pack about 20 in there with some leaves, bring them home and keep them in my room. My mom found out eventually because after a while, my room smelled pretty awful from their pooping. But they were my friends! And I loved them!

[TurdBerglar]

i did that with garder snakes

[HotAndWet]

I <3 CATERPILLARS AS WELL. haha oops caps lock. But seriously, I always found them to be so precious.

[jabumbo]

you kids are weird

[Yeti]

They turn into butterflies. Turd is a butterfly killer.

That is abhorant behavior but what can we expect from his deranged mind?

[TurdBerglar]

have you ever heard catepillars scream?


it's not really a scream but more of a sizzle

[Rawr]

what? you have cancer? :(

[B4BY 4NN]

what? you have cancer? :(

It's not set in stone yet that I do have it. A month or-so back, I had kidney stones and a kidney infection as well as an ovarian cyst. When my doctor received the scans and bloodwork, she said it COULD very well be due to the infection, blabla. But it's weird because I haven't an appointment now until June.

[Knuckles]

what? you have cancer? :(
Yeah! What??? :(

[B4BY 4NN]

Yeah! What??? :(

*My doctor thinks the infection was caused by the cyst due to cancer.

[Knuckles]

Thanks for ruining my night. :(

[TurdBerglar]

have some fried caterpillers

[Knuckles]

Don't mind if I do.

*munch munch munch*

Needs a little pepper.

[hardnox71]

I used to play with catapillars when I was a kid. I would let them crawl all up and down my arms. Now I shriek and run like a little girl from anything that has more that four legs. Catapillars, spiders, you name it, I hate it.

[Randetica]

caterpillars are gross, i would never even touch them
and butterflies freak me out

and cancer whaaa?
something doesnt fit together here

[Bob]

i was climbing a tree once, and there was a caterpillar on the branch i was about to grab, only i didn't know it was there until i had crushed it with my hand. fucking nasty.

i don't like caterpillars, but i don't kill them, either. i leave them alone. i stepped on one once, and its innards shot out from its end, it still grosses me out just thinking about it. so i leave them alone.

i hate bugs and creepy crawly shit of all kinds. i kill them on sight in my house, but outdoors, i leave them alone as best i can.

it's probably bad behavior to kill them on sight, but goddamn it, i just can't abide them.

[HotAndWet]

P.S. My dog freaks out whenever she sees one, sometimes she licks them.

Oh and SAK, sorry to hear about the medical problems, I'm sure everything will be ok. :)